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Published: 2013-03-13 00:30:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 62433; Favourites: 348; Downloads: 119
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Description Cooking metaphors. Cooking metaphors everywhere.

Like, I draw a lot, but I don't make everything a pencil metaphor.
I remember back when the characters were actually interesting. Ash used to be all sassy to Misty, but now he just goes around saving the day with that same, horrible, ever-present smile, giving his Pokemon "Good long rests."
It seems more and more that they're just doing this:


"Hey guys, for the next season of the Pokemon anime, shall we work hard on developing unique and memorable characters with individual personalities?"

"Well, we COULD do that, or we could just give each character a speaking quirk or catchphrase and other than that have them all identical."

"Sounds like a plan."

It's half past midnight. I'll save the rest of my not inconsiderable rant for another time. On a happier note, I'm starting to do comics of my Nuzlocke. They're relatively short, but there's gonna be quite a lot of them if all goes well. Not going to upload them until I have a decent comic buffer though.
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Comments: 74

AlphaAreus In reply to ??? [2018-10-15 03:30:38 +0000 UTC]

Well, in the second movie, it was the second time ash had to save the world from destruction. 

Very recently, ash has saved the world countless more times and it's all pretty normal to be saving this ancient beast and stop this evil guy from destroying/taking over places.  

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BridgetLovejoy [2017-06-26 02:14:22 +0000 UTC]

Pfftt xD Cilan was so annoying. I love this xD
Also, autocorrect changed "Cilan" to "Cilantro" while I was typing this and I now understand that his name is related to him being...green...

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Mach68 [2017-02-08 17:14:57 +0000 UTC]

Please don't tell me we're eating dog meat for dinner.

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RyanBoi14 In reply to Mach68 [2017-03-12 03:07:33 +0000 UTC]

Don't be silly, Iris. Dogs don't exist.

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Zassa2 [2017-01-09 03:29:46 +0000 UTC]

Ok, Poochyena, where did the bad chef touch you?

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FreezingKaiju [2015-10-21 22:53:42 +0000 UTC]

HATE BW
LOVE XY

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RyanBoi14 In reply to FreezingKaiju [2017-03-12 04:42:46 +0000 UTC]

You really want to beat in the point that you like Gen 6 but don't like Gen 5, don'tcha? We understood you the first time. You got your opinion across. You don't need to reiterate yourself. I'm beating this in to show you how tedious what you did was.

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FreezingKaiju In reply to RyanBoi14 [2017-03-14 21:42:01 +0000 UTC]

...dude...i wrote that comment years ago...let it go...

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FreezingKaiju [2015-10-19 08:25:17 +0000 UTC]

god damnit i hate b&w
LOOOOOOOOOOVE Kalos though.

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Silverwolf51 [2015-09-26 15:24:49 +0000 UTC]

THAT LAST PANEL XD! The poochyena is gonna need therapy for years! 

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wedward45 [2015-08-27 20:03:29 +0000 UTC]

That Poochyena looks kind of traumatized.

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ThatOneFNaFLover [2015-08-05 21:20:40 +0000 UTC]

omg Ash's mouth :''D

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willky7 [2015-05-25 09:54:38 +0000 UTC]

Now ash is the repetitive one in x and y, but apparently thats really popular for some reason now. I just wish they made a different series, keep ash just make a different main character! what about brandon? or maybe someone capable of catching legendaries?! How about one that isn't as childish for the older fans?!

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Epifex In reply to willky7 [2015-05-25 10:29:25 +0000 UTC]

I'd like a Pokemon animé with a new main character too, but the sad fact is they've been doing this formula for ages and it seems to work for their target audience.

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The-Shiny-Serperior [2015-04-17 18:41:58 +0000 UTC]

Poochyena: Plz stahp

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ChangingHeartxx [2015-04-14 22:20:15 +0000 UTC]

Yep cilan just couldn't shut up about food to bad he wasn't in x and y he coulda stopped eating the ice cream pokemon and tried the cotton candy one

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fairyXdragon [2015-03-18 14:11:19 +0000 UTC]

Poor Poochyena.

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PlaylistMasterRCM [2014-12-24 06:07:54 +0000 UTC]

Poochyema:How the fuck did I get here

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ThatOneFNaFLover In reply to PlaylistMasterRCM [2015-08-05 21:20:17 +0000 UTC]

:''D

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PangoPixel [2014-11-20 14:57:19 +0000 UTC]

Ugh I hated Cilan... So annoying

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duirna [2014-09-13 13:40:06 +0000 UTC]

That Ditto's face XD The face of "What the fuck am i doing here ?..."

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OddishCrafts [2014-08-20 11:42:16 +0000 UTC]

"You're such a little kid!"

-_-

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Pipluper7 [2014-07-31 22:12:41 +0000 UTC]

like the poochyena derp

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denplaysgames [2014-07-16 17:24:14 +0000 UTC]

I'm the same way with the anime
That was my reaction when I saw al those bad metaphors with Cilan
Thank you for making this! X)

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Dachampster [2014-01-01 07:01:52 +0000 UTC]

At least XY doesn't suck

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PlaylistMasterRCM In reply to Dachampster [2014-12-18 05:10:24 +0000 UTC]

Ikr

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SuperDestroyer50 [2013-11-27 01:10:50 +0000 UTC]

I miss Brock...

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GDofSeattle [2013-09-10 02:09:49 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god! THANK YOU! Cylan is SOOOOOO annoying in the anime! So glad you did this.

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GDofSeattle In reply to GDofSeattle [2013-09-10 02:29:30 +0000 UTC]

*Cilan

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evilhusky49 [2013-08-02 10:44:11 +0000 UTC]

And to make him even more dumb he has a god damn stunfisk...the most confusing and random pokemon ever

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SkyAzura [2013-07-27 04:57:49 +0000 UTC]

yup, I feel the same way.

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Scarecrow113 [2013-07-26 16:07:06 +0000 UTC]

Sandwiches!

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ShadowArtist98 [2013-07-26 07:47:47 +0000 UTC]

I pictured the poochyena having a trainer, the following conversation between the two would be quite interesting

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LollitaCaramel [2013-07-26 03:57:11 +0000 UTC]

Cilan is just annoying .-.


Brock was to but in a perverted funny way

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dawn214 [2013-07-15 16:16:14 +0000 UTC]

And this is why I consider Cilan annoying.

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Ninjahamster5 [2013-07-06 01:04:56 +0000 UTC]

Cilan tends to be annoying

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univea [2013-05-28 21:17:29 +0000 UTC]

...Sandwiches?

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Toon-Girl-Abby In reply to univea [2014-09-24 15:37:23 +0000 UTC]

Sandwiches 'cause… Ditto looks like jelly… Maybe? *rolls eyes*

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Kit-The-Wolfy In reply to univea [2013-06-24 03:52:44 +0000 UTC]

I don't get it either.

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Kit-The-Wolfy [2013-05-17 16:39:09 +0000 UTC]

Stop sniffing the dog, Cilan.

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TheCapeWildMan In reply to Kit-The-Wolfy [2013-07-26 18:08:18 +0000 UTC]

You mean hyena.

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Kit-The-Wolfy In reply to TheCapeWildMan [2013-07-26 18:45:04 +0000 UTC]

Oh. X3


I always considered the Poochyena line to be wolves. Weird.

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Toon-Girl-Abby In reply to Kit-The-Wolfy [2014-09-09 23:10:24 +0000 UTC]

We totally need a wolf Pokémon! Totally! Lol!

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Kit-The-Wolfy In reply to Toon-Girl-Abby [2014-09-10 02:03:43 +0000 UTC]

Mm. Maybe a Fighting-Type or a Ground-type. I can see a Ground-Type coyote Pokemon actually.

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Toon-Girl-Abby In reply to Kit-The-Wolfy [2014-09-24 03:04:09 +0000 UTC]

A Dark/Ground-Type, maybe? Or a Psychic-Type?

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Kit-The-Wolfy In reply to Toon-Girl-Abby [2014-09-24 03:09:50 +0000 UTC]

Dark/Ground awwwwww yeah!

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Toon-Girl-Abby In reply to Kit-The-Wolfy [2014-09-24 03:23:28 +0000 UTC]

Heck Yeah!!!

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Renkindle In reply to Kit-The-Wolfy [2013-07-30 11:48:50 +0000 UTC]

Heh, me too.

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CelticIrishgirl [2013-05-12 12:10:24 +0000 UTC]

Pochyeana *Yeah, I spelled that wrong* in the last pannel iis like O.O"

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ItachifoREVer7x [2013-05-11 20:36:52 +0000 UTC]

The anime sucks these days.. Its the same plot everytime and we all know ash will never win the pokemon league >.<

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