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Published: 2009-03-23 14:34:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 383; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 5
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"And he'd probably kill me for it!"HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Yeah EDWARD SUCKS! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU OBSESSING FANS THINK! IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS ICON WHY CLICK IT?
seriously...get some brains and become smart teenagers. Don't fall in love with a fictional character of a novel with a plot which was stolen by the first Nightworld novel. Oh and real men don't sparkle.
I DON'T OWN EDWARD, if I did he wouldn't be such an idiot. He'd be a real vampire! Not one of those wimpy ones! With about 10 million flaws to their existence.
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This, is love.
At least some of us are actually smart enough to understand twilight is the faggiest thing that has ever happened.
Nice one ;]
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thanks XD people ask me if Twilight's a good series, I steer them towards series' that are actually GOOD! (I.E. Night World, Vampire Diaries, The Vampire Chronicals, and others XD)
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^-^ yaaay, I'm so happy to see there is actually another living being who shares my hatred for stupid little glittering vampires
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lolz. I like vampires and all but she should have written the characters better, there is no reason for a vampire to sparkle "like diamonds".
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Yeah, I like vampires to. I have read all the books, and at first I though, oh well they are okay books, never was I obsessed with them, there were definitely things about it that I didn't like, :/ but now that everyone so obsessed, bleh, I hate it.
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I have so many OTHER books worth reading after dealing with too many EDWARD fans.
Seriously I refused to go out on the day the movie came out.
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Ugh,I was soooo looking forward to everything passing but people are STILL crazed, its just horrid!
AND she is writing more books :/ I swear, it will never end!
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she ran out of ideas. shes just re-writing the first ones so as far as im concerned the best thing to do is stand in a mall and yell EDWARD SUCKS and see who comes to attack. then educate them on the impossibility of their obsession being worthwhile. maybe introduce them to TRUE literature.
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wow. i never knew that before.
oh well Stephenie Meyer is retarded anyway.
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I read Nightworld, the first compilation anyways, and its very noticeable. Nightworld was written by L.J. Smith, and her vampires make more sense since she has Lamia and then made vampires.
I mean Lamia were BORN, so they should obviously be able to reproduce, then you get made vampires who cant. There's no way Edward, being dead and a made vampire with no body fluids left, could get Bella pregnant.
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omg I love this way to much.
"I would like to point out that the Twilight is ass, okay? Edward Cullen is a fake gay vampire and his human equivalent Roberta Pattison will never have sex with you, no matter how great you think you are." That is what I tell anyone who likes it.
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Haha! Nightworld is SO much better. Plus Twilight IS a stolen plot, with the vampire falling in love with a human, doing anything to protect her, his dads a doctor, theres a character named James in Nightworld, and Nightworld was written WAY before Twilight.
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