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Published: 2013-12-31 20:12:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 14619; Favourites: 199; Downloads: 180
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Hey, guys!New Year is coming!
And I`ve decided to make this comic present to all Mass Effect fans out there.
It`s silly as hell and is basically based on the famous "Volvo" TV commercial.
Van Damme?!..Chuck Norris?!...Meh! Commander Shepard is the split master, and now you know why!
I wish you all the very best in the upcoming 2014!
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Comments: 77
Left Reaper: Suffering this lesser creature's whim taxes my patience.
Right Reaper: His will is our command, now; what can we do?
Left Reaper: Ending our existence would be a kindness; as opposed to being an entertainment display.
Shepard: Quit chatting you two and hold still. I need to keep this pose for another minute; I'm getting rich from advertisement royalties here.
Right Reaper: To quote another synthetic race: consensus is achieved. extinction would be a kindness.
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Ridiculous and awesome.
Ridiculously awesome!
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yep, doing the split with the reappers to hold your feet....that is EPIC!!
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Now THIS would be the ultimate Control Ending idea!
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Commander Shepard is the new Chuck Norris. 
:}
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Wrong... he was pulling a classic Jean Claude van Damme.
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Yeah I know but still,... www.youtube.com/watch?v=30aZiY… :}
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XFD Looks like it hurts. And he's in space! Doesn't he need a helmet?
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If Chuck Norris can fly without oxygen mask at a high altitude, why would Shepard bother about helmet in space?!
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It's just a thought. Plus these guys seem to defy reality so I'm guessing I'm talking to myself here. Can someone talk to themselves in the comment section? I'm starting to question such a thing now that Shepard can do the splits between two Reapers, in space, with no helmet which is what killed him the first time around.
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It`s not about realism, but fun!
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I know, I can't help but throw some reality into things. The pic is still funny as hell though.
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Yes YES!! I'm so going to post this page to all my colleges at Volvo!
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Yay! That would be awesome! May be they`ll use it for their next-year commercial!
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I wish! The gamers will laugh so hard, the other engineers will be like ??? I actually know the guy who did the software for 'the hamster steering wheel' he's getting this too. Thank you so much for making. Totally made my morning today!
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The pleasure is all mine!
By the way, your own gallery is so damn GOOD! You`ve got real talent!
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wow... Jean Claude Van Damme has nothing on this... not only a perfect split, but between two reapers...... IN SPACE!!! ten points to Griffin- I MEAN Shepard. >.> lol
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