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elastickooper [2015-05-10 00:43:30 +0000 UTC]
kooper: *sitting at the beach* ahhh this is how a real treasure hunter should relax
*sees one of the mermaid scouts*
kooper: what this now
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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-05-10 00:47:02 +0000 UTC]
Scout: Does the beach seem secure to you?
Scout2: I don't know I don't see any problems everyday pedestrians
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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-05-10 01:17:20 +0000 UTC]
Scout2: The princess would probably be upset if she knew her father asked us to do this
Scout: We the king can't help but worry for his own daughter
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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-05-10 15:07:11 +0000 UTC]
Scout: Ah were just looking around for any possible danger before Princess Lucy arrives for her annual father daughter hunting trip
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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-05-10 16:57:49 +0000 UTC]
Scout2: Oh you know. Just any monsters they can find off the coast
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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-05-15 19:06:15 +0000 UTC]
Scout2: well were on the beach and besides you're not a monster
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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-05-16 19:46:13 +0000 UTC]
Scout2: Well unless the King and the princess are both blind and stupid you have nothing to worry about
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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-05-24 12:56:45 +0000 UTC]
Scout: Ohio? Must be really out there
Scout2: Honesty I only know a few countries by heart
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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-05-24 20:17:57 +0000 UTC]
Scout: Well as long as a giant monster doesn't-
*all of a sudden a Sea angel dragon pops out of the sea*
Scount2: oh crud!
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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-05-25 03:10:22 +0000 UTC]
*Kooper's bullets are ineffective against the angel dragon's scales*
Scout2: You fool! You think we'd be afraid of a S class monster if we could kill it with firearms
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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-05-25 14:11:02 +0000 UTC]
Scout: But that's an S class monster!
*The dragon roars, sending everyone flying back a bit*
Scout2: Uh! We need to notify the military!
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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-05-27 23:29:56 +0000 UTC]
*The two Scouts run off, and the dragon glares ferociously at Kooper*
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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-05-29 14:58:02 +0000 UTC]
* The dragon fires a magic blast from it's mouth at Kooper
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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-05-29 18:04:34 +0000 UTC]
*The shield holds up against the blast, but the dragon continues to fire on it*
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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-05-30 15:27:55 +0000 UTC]
*The dragon stops firing at the sheild, but instead fires next to the shield. The force hits Kooper on the side and knocks him away from his sheild*
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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-05-30 16:50:49 +0000 UTC]
*Without Kooper to support it the dragnn blasts the sheild away*
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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-06-02 23:47:17 +0000 UTC]
*A trident pierces through the dragon from behind*
Dragon: Graawr!!!
????: I good job Lucy! Now it's my turn
*A Second Trident pierces through the dragon's skull and kills it*
Lucy: Amazing!
????: It's all in the wrist
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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-06-05 21:19:25 +0000 UTC]
* Two memaids walk out of the ocean. One is a little girl with golden colored scales, wearing bracers on her arms, and a tiara with a red gem in it. The other is a glorious muscular male with silver scales, a great white beared, a handsome face, a six pack, and a mangnificent crown
Lucy: Hello there... Whatever species you are. Are you okay?
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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-06-05 22:17:29 +0000 UTC]
Lucy: A Tanooki?
????: It must be a new half race. My apologies, I am King Trident XX, and this is my daughter Lucy Trident XXI
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