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Published: 2005-12-29 01:29:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 12415; Favourites: 185; Downloads: 1720
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Update: This art while was way to show displeasure in weak plots in Half-Blood Prince contains slut shaming and it's my main sin. I however won't remove it as I want to remember that I made mistakes and I learnt from them.characters (c) JKR
some jokes (c) teamvoldemort
other jokes and image (c) moi
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Ron's bling. *_* I love eet. Seriously, I didn't even notice that it's the "sweetheart" thing at first; when I read the summary that said he got it from Lavender I took a second look and saw what it was. I laughed so hard. That's just brilliant.
Also I must say, it's sad how true this is...
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1. Ron jest moim nowym bogiem. Umarłam ze śmiechu. Gdyby był czarny, mógłby zrobić Puff Diddy'iemu poważną konkurencję
2. Hermiona z nieustannym PMSem i jej Zabójcze Ptaszki Przeznaczenia to naprawdę - COŚ.
3. Nie lubimy Złych Książek
4. Harry to straszliwy tchórz, skoro w nadmorskiej grocie przestraszył się stada wyskakujących z wody Czesiów. Toż Czesie są bardzo miłymi i kulturalnymi zombie!
5. Ginnystwór wymiata. I jej robiące dźwięczny "szuuuuszszszsz" włosy też.
Ach, ach, cudne
Brakuje mi tylko upitego Dumbledore'a. I tego króliczka, to mi jednak troszkę szkoda, ale rozumiem, że trzeba dokonać jakichś poświęceń, jeśli ma się do czynienia z Najźlejszym Czarnoksiężnikiem Świata
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Although i love the HP books and don't necassarily agree with everything you said..
BAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!! lol lol!!!! I 
And i totally agree with the G/H thing. It was totally random...
I LOVE IT!! 
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wow, that just made the next week of my life, and its finals week so that's saying something
I cant breath! You got everything PERFECT!
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*DIES* BWUAHAH! So I'm not the only Ginny-Sue hatah? Omg, yeah, the sixthed book just took a left turn, and it all went crazy from there. This is hilarious...
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Firstly ...
*Loud applause!*
Secondly my comment ... I loved it! The blurb is fantastic and hilarious! Nice coverage of 'spoilers' 
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Man, I hope JKR sees this just so she could realize that the screwed up everything and that Kishimoto is following her steps.
Great job
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HAHAHAHAHA! OMG! XD
I couldn't hold a straight face after the 'Serial Bunny Killer! Tom' and seeing the little werido with the bunny. XD
HILARIOUS.
The other stuff was dead on as well. But Serial Bunny Killer! Tom was classic.
Please do a DH one for this. Not only are you true with your words, but you are ACTUALLY FUNNY.
-Carrot
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Oh god... oh god... I've burst a blood vessel laughing... help me... help meee...!!!
The picture is good (I /love/ marysue!Ginny, BTW) but the back cover copy is what really electrifies my funny bone. I remember reading chapter 1 of HBP and thinking: "Huh? For some reason, Book 5 (except the prophecy, and not even that very much) doesn't seem to have happened!" From that moment on, I looked at the book with a jaundiced eye and all its good parts (the Horacruxes - neat plot device - and Snape's triple-cross on top of the tower - real atmosphere and excitement) were lost to me. The strange characterisations only made it worse. I mean, teenagers go through mood swings but this was close to different personalities!
Anyway, I loved this story and I'm going to put you on DeviantWatch so I can see more from you!
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YOU ARE A GENIOUS!!! I JUST LOVE THIS WORK! fANTASTIC!!!
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Ohmygod. Your snarkiness [if that's a word] towards HBP is hilarious. Love this!!!
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Complete love for the quotes at the bottom XD
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Sadly, this is all true...you should do one for the Deathly Hallows!
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Ok, me loves Ginny BUT OMG, this is so hilarious, you are so hilarious, I love the after mid night mood, it rocks!
OMG! The comments omg, *dies of laughter*
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incredibly awesome and sadly so very true
curse you ginny-sue! give back hermione's brain!
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Haha, you bloody legend. Brownie points x 1000.
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your brain is wacked but funny
envy ginnys hair and body stupid mary sue and love tom riddle silly evil little boy!
well done
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funny, but I don't think that Ginny is a Mary Sue. Read again the books, she started to became more popular in the 4 book.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who spends too much time on TeamVoldemort.com
Ginny-Sue bugs me... she needs to go to Mary-Sue hell...
Did I mention you're my hero?
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no, but it's still nice to hear
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OMG!! Between the randomness of the actual image and your description, I should stop laughing in....about...yeah, 82 years. I've already laughed myself to tears!
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oh my god this is sooo funny , all of it, i can't pick out one thing i like best.
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heyyy!!! I killed myself laughing!!!! Serialbunnykiller!Tom Riddle XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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actually, I've to thank u again because after reading about TeamVoldemort I couldn't resist to have a look at it. XDD it's the perfect place for HP addicts!!! And the forum is really funny! I joined immediately ^^
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yeah canaries seem like the better choice. the oversized wooden mallet was getting too cliche.
Bunny-Killin Tom! if he had any other middle name other than marvolo, that woulda been his evil name.
of all the random...zombie?
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