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Published: 2010-03-05 03:55:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 2867; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 39
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WARNING: Sensitive Christians need not apply, I don't mean to offend anyone I just found this picture really, UHJust... what. apparently this is the Yaoi Edition of the New Testament
Satan: SURPRISE BUTTSECKS LOL~
Jesus: OMGWTFBBQ??!!
I almost put this book back, but now I'm glad I didn't because this is hilarious due to my being 12 years old.
Keep in mind this is a Catholic children's picture bible originally published in 1955 (1990 edition, but it appears unchanged in content...)
And yes, I screwed up when i was paint filling the border, but I'm too lazy to fix it because PS was already being a pain in my ass and I just wanted to save it since I already lost it once in a crash. YOULL JUST HAVE TO SURVIVE SOMEHOW
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I'm a little curious where on google images this turned up... LOL
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HAWT SEXY YAOI!!! Oh god, why would they publish something like this??? 
(randomly clicked on this thumbnail when looking at another picture lol)
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Jesus/Judas is CANON! Dat kiss.... Oh don't forget the hot hot yaoi btw David and Jonathon...
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I can totally understand Jesus/Judas.
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"I am distressed for you, my brother Jonathan; You have been very pleasant to me. Your love to me was more wonderful Than the love of women. "
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Hahaha, that's so gay! AND it's CANON. Hell, it's not even subtext, it's pretty strongly implied they were gay for one another.
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Yeah, little known fact: the BIBLE has a canon gay pairing. XD
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Hahaha indeed they were epic gay XD
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LOL,I saw something even more wrong on the history channel!!!XD
Satan was hugging from behind him like he was reaching his ''private-part''!!!
Love this couple so~
<33333333
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Wait a second-what-WHAT, WHAT IS THIS I DON'T-this, this is gold, this is f*cking comedy gold....and I knew it, I knew Satan was gay for Jesus
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it looks like Jesus is just rolling his eyes... "*sigh* Dad have mercy, he's doing it AGAIN"
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Wait, you think THIS is gay? Clearly someone has never seen Jesus Christ Superstar... XD
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hahahah XD TBH, no, I haven't...
incidentally, there's a Touhou pic on Danbooru that's essentially Yukari and Ran doing a parody of JCS (Yukari hanging out on a cross with a Lance of Longinus, Ran kneeling in a sexually suggestive manner at her feet)
the only reason I know that's what it references is that "Jesus Christ Superstar" is actually written on the piece.
Good dose of WTF.
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LOL. Well, if you ever see it, you'll find out why I was shocked that the Vatican gave it a pass. (Judas was so hitting on Jesus with that kiss. XD) I mean, Catholicism is surprisingly more forgiving than people seem to think, but that still came right outta left field. XD
Touhou...Lance of Longinus...Oh great, now I have the image of Evangelion Superstar. And yes, it does involve Shinji singing in falsetto. XD
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ARR RAARRR RAGE AS A CHRSITIAN I AM VERY OFENDED AND DMEAND U TAKE DIS DOWN RITE NOW!
I wonder if this puts rule 34 in motion?
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If anyone really is offended... I'll have to remind them, a Catholic publishing company saw fit to publish it for at least 40 years, so I'm not actually responsible for it 
...this seriously makes me wonder if some yaoi fangirl somewhere has written JudasxJesus fic.
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A ha haa... yeah, so I see. And the devil is holding his hand in a very questionable place, too.
But I just BET that your average die-hard christian would condemn you to hell for pointing this out.
I would actually be surprised if there wasn't. The power and insanity of fandom is ridiculous.
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Hey, it's his fault for turning his back on the devil, he should've seen that coming.
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I like to think the mistake with the fill tool is God's brain exploding.
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Gives 'temptation in the wilderness' a whole new spin ; D
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INDEED~~~ oh snap
BTW sum Yukarin 4u [link] [link]
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Ohhhh...
- plus her YukaRei pics are perfect
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Yeah, the only problem is a few of the images are, uh... kinda lolicon >_< The ones with Remilia mostly. I kinda like Remi/Saku in the vampire way, but when Remi looks extrely loli + overtly sexual stuff it grosses me out a lot and I feel dirty having seen a couple of them...
Plus Flandre-shipping = just plain weird
OTHER THAN THAT I really like her stuff.
I MEAN there is a half naked Remilia in the gallery, where is naked Yukarin??? I ASK YOU THIS. 
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I just don't get why Remi is drawn so loli all the time 
I want to like her but her loliness gets in the way >_< Have to override the objections in my mind reading some of the doujin, or stop reading if my brain is incapable of bridging the gap XDXD
naked Yukari plz NAO
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I've seen a few artist who matured her a bit. It doesn't bother me if she looks kinda young, it adds to the creepy factor actually... but like, when she looks 8 years old, then.. uh... lay off the sexual stuff, for Kanako's sake
there's a pic in irua's gallery that I randomly saw on someone's favorites, sakuya with her head up the skirt of a VERY loli looking Remi and it creeeeps me out cos I mean, can you report something when the character is stated to be 500 years old? Goddamn lolicon loopholes, they really have it made.
Whats really sick IMO is the ones who get horny over Flandre. WTF??? if thats not pedo then I dunno what is, i don't care how old, she is an insane loli regardless
it's really a damned shame that the only Yukarin/Kanako sexy pic I've seen was eyeburningly disgusting. 
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Yukarin makes everything look good
Uhm, haven't surfed the 'boards in a while bc I'm still recovering from the trauma...........burn in hell, creepos
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the pic wouldn't have been that bad in theory if not for the disgusting oversized boobs and waaayyy too detailed genitalia.
when will they learn that subtle is hotter. Oh wait, they're guys so they'll never learn OOPS lol
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LOL that's an oxymoron if I ever heard one
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sorry for the misspelling...XD
but yeah...XD
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Fair enough.
You dont mind if I post Clare...or all of the Claymore cast in a strip club right?
XD
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