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Published: 2009-07-30 16:41:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 1236; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 14
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Description I'm a rather tiny person. If it weren't for my comically large breasts and the fact that I can drive a car, people would still constantly mistake me for a child. Working at Walgreens customers like asking you simple conversation questions, like, "How are you enjoying your first job?" or "Are you looking forward to being a sophomore in high school next year?" It's not just when I go to work, it happens when I go shopping, too, since I sometimes have to buy children's shoes because my feet are so small, and when I was skinny children's clothes because petite is now too long for me.

A friend of mine had commented that I was nearing the end of my growth-spurt window and would soon be trapped at this height forever. That's why I wear sandals that are three or four inches high, or workboots with a really thick, tall heel. Rotten bastard laughed and pointed out that I'm shorter than Ed Elric (from FMA), and the fact that I could have babysat him when I was in middle school but was so much smaller than him JUST had my friend rolling. And then this popped out.

He nearly died when I told him how much taller than me my little sisters are, too. Bastard.
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Comments: 16

chaoticwendiago [2015-03-11 15:46:05 +0000 UTC]

i'm 6'2. go tall people.

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MrsEdwardElric1 [2013-03-01 23:38:08 +0000 UTC]

wait Ed is like 4,11 or 5,0 when he's around 15 well i'm (I CAN"T BELIEVE I"M ACTUALLY SAYING MY HEIGHT >.<) i'm 5,1/2 feet tall

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marsneopisces [2012-03-24 21:24:30 +0000 UTC]

I love how it totally looks WRONG to see him taller than someone...!
It's very good, though! I love it!!!

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fading-star In reply to marsneopisces [2012-03-29 14:29:30 +0000 UTC]

lol Thanks. What's hilarious is he'd probably see it as a moment of triumph XD

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EevaHails [2011-07-27 15:45:42 +0000 UTC]

...... its okay, your not the only one who is 5 feet tall.... i am too ... i am quite proud of being short. not only that i have small feet as well. I think of the bright side of this, at least people don't think you are old and you have cinderella feet. that is what i think of.... cinderella feet. so what shoe size do you wear?

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fading-star In reply to EevaHails [2011-07-28 20:17:00 +0000 UTC]

lol I'm only 5ft if I stand up really straight and foof my hair a little. XD I wear about a 6wide in shoes, so usually I sift through the little boy sneakers and they fit just fine. I wouldn't mind it so much if I weren't mistaken for a child as often haha... This last fall I got stopped my the truancy cops at a middle school for playing hooky, and then I realized the 8th graders were bigger than me XD

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EevaHails In reply to fading-star [2011-07-30 07:10:09 +0000 UTC]

lol oh i see now, its okay at least you are not mistaken for a 9 year old. however I am a few years younger than you..... maybe even more. ^_^. all well, one day us short people will rule the world... muahahaha. lol

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SilverRain-Alchemist [2011-07-25 10:19:42 +0000 UTC]

ur so luckey!!! i always wished i was small with boobs! (POUT) in 17 and im 5'9". damn i hate being tall!(so hard 2 find tall guys).......Then again i can reach shit on the top shelf....meh...its not all bad.

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Fullmetal-Knight [2010-10-04 06:40:15 +0000 UTC]

Don't feel bad. I'm shorter then my friends. Those pretentious pricks!!! >.<

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Saranagor [2009-09-22 03:56:45 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, brilliant!

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HunterofHearts [2009-08-20 00:41:01 +0000 UTC]

Sounds all too familiar...Which is probably why I cosplay Ed XD I'm too short for everyone I cosplay, even him XD

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Jephael [2009-08-13 21:20:52 +0000 UTC]

I'm not much taller than you either, so I know how you feel.

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fading-star In reply to Jephael [2009-08-14 14:28:59 +0000 UTC]

Hokay short people, we'll just have to start lopping off all the tall people at the knees. Then they'll be shorter than US! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

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paininja [2009-08-08 04:38:02 +0000 UTC]

D: i'm so sorry to hear that!
i'm about 5'2" ... and I'm not going anywhere.... :<

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VampireKoala95 [2009-08-06 04:55:36 +0000 UTC]

*Petpetpet* It's ok...I'm 14 and 5'3...don't feel too bad! Short people rule! >D

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alliecat606 [2009-08-01 21:51:11 +0000 UTC]

This is funny! Good job on it!
And it's okay, short people will rule the world one day, you just watch!

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