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Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan — DEATH BATTLE: Beetlejuice Vs The Crypt-Keeper

Published: 2013-02-26 05:24:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 3144; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 0
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Description Well here I decided to make another death battle involving two of my favorite horror comedy stars, Beetlejuice and The Cryptkeeper from Tales from the Crypt. If you're familar with the Beetlejuice movie, you'd know that this character comes and goes everytime someone says his name three times. However he is a pretty powerful spector and he could literally zip your mouth shut before you have the chance to send him back. The Crypt-Keeper, or "Crypty" for short, is a zombie who just loves to tell scary stories all through the show, and tell some dark, cheesey puns. Both of these ghouls know how to play it scary and funny at the same time. In fact they also have their own kids cartoon spinoffs which came out in the 90's (which I edited the color of BJ's shirt from). Both themes from the Beetlejuice movie, and the Tales From The Crypt series were composed by the great Danny Elfman. Now if these two were to fight, it would definatley be the all powerful, Beetlejuice, unless Crypty here says his name three times.

Beetlejuice (c) Tim Burton and Warner Bros.

Tales from the Crypt (c) HBO
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Comments: 54

Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan In reply to ??? [2021-01-16 18:14:50 +0000 UTC]

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Shadowstalker55 [2016-07-01 07:28:12 +0000 UTC]

All I can say is they both have great cartoon shows from Nelvana.

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Gabreya1990 [2015-07-14 08:21:00 +0000 UTC]

Close fight.

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ShinyHunterTrix [2014-09-12 04:37:04 +0000 UTC]

Oh, the Beetlejuice cartoon came out in the very late 80's by the way.

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Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan In reply to ShinyHunterTrix [2014-09-12 14:55:31 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I know.

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ShinyHunterTrix In reply to Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan [2014-09-12 16:06:36 +0000 UTC]

Oh okay.

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ShinyHunterTrix [2014-06-26 22:30:06 +0000 UTC]

Hmmmm sorry BJ but the cackling corpse wins it for me *glomps Crypty*

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horrormovies98 [2014-05-07 00:42:41 +0000 UTC]

Beetlejuice every time.

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Grendel-Exe [2014-01-17 15:31:57 +0000 UTC]

with all honest i see after the fight these guys wou.d beceme good friends hanging out drinking blood marys and just scarying little kids

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HaggisMcCrablice In reply to Grendel-Exe [2022-10-31 21:59:08 +0000 UTC]

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JarakPanther [2013-09-21 05:21:34 +0000 UTC]

That would be a fight for the ages. It'd be like Tyson vs Ali vs Foreman vs Sugar Ray Robinson vs "Smokin'" Joe Fraiser vs Rocky Marciano in a Boxing Brawl-For-All. only one leaves in one piece, and vertically. The rest leave horizontally, and in several pieces.

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DukeMarazh180 [2013-08-22 04:25:22 +0000 UTC]

its the ghost vs the host with the most for one night only now let's get ready to rummmmmmmmbbblle

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DarkMoonPonyArtist [2013-07-14 03:18:04 +0000 UTC]

I'm going to say Beetlejuice,only because i dont know the other guy.Also i've watched the movie Beetlejuice 1001 times,not like i'm counting!

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pearly88 [2013-04-18 22:48:14 +0000 UTC]

Crypt-Keeper noooooooooooooooooooon !!!!!!!!!D: not my fav episode my childhood

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Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan In reply to pearly88 [2013-04-18 22:53:08 +0000 UTC]

So, you got a favorite episode? What is it?

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pearly88 In reply to Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan [2013-04-18 22:56:24 +0000 UTC]

yes my favorite episode is Tales From The Crypt What's Cookin and movie 'Tales from the crypt Bordello of blood

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Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan In reply to pearly88 [2013-04-18 22:57:51 +0000 UTC]

Well that's nothing to be sad about. I like What's Cookin', but I prefer Demon Knight over Bordello of Blood. No offence.

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pearly88 In reply to Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan [2013-04-18 22:59:22 +0000 UTC]

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Fatalitydragonrider [2013-02-27 02:23:07 +0000 UTC]

so hard to choose @^@

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Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan In reply to Fatalitydragonrider [2013-02-27 21:27:30 +0000 UTC]

I'll go on a date with you, babes.

Cryptkeeper: Oh please! You already have a date! A date with death that is!

(punches head off) Leave the jokes, to me bone head.

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Fatalitydragonrider In reply to Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan [2013-02-27 23:24:36 +0000 UTC]

>.> stop it both of you.... jason is gonna take me to candyland xD

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Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan In reply to Fatalitydragonrider [2013-02-28 03:26:12 +0000 UTC]

Candyland?! Well why didn't ya say so? (snaps his fingures and teleports both you and himself to Candyland, which is a gothic and twisted version) Now who needs the dumb guy in the hockey mask, anyway?

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Fatalitydragonrider In reply to Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan [2013-02-28 03:58:44 +0000 UTC]

*looks around* .......d-dont look behind you..... ._.

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Smurfette123 [2013-02-26 22:39:32 +0000 UTC]

I remember Crypty.

I think BJ will kick his ass.

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Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan In reply to Smurfette123 [2013-02-27 21:46:22 +0000 UTC]

So do I, babes.

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Smurfette123 In reply to Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan [2013-02-27 21:56:36 +0000 UTC]

Yep!
You can always use you ghostly powers to keep there mouths shut.

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Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan In reply to Smurfette123 [2013-02-27 22:00:31 +0000 UTC]

(Turns into Yogi Bear) I'm smarter than the average ghost! Hey-hey-hey-hey!

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Smurfette123 In reply to Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan [2013-02-28 03:08:04 +0000 UTC]

YEP!
Lydia will probably be rooting for ya.

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xenarea1985 [2013-02-26 16:11:40 +0000 UTC]

Oh no my two favorite's lol. Beej will wen hands down anyone remember Jesse germs. lol

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Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan In reply to xenarea1985 [2013-02-26 17:29:58 +0000 UTC]

I remember him, pilgrum!

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xenarea1985 In reply to Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan [2013-02-26 17:39:12 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Mrs-Myers [2013-02-26 12:24:04 +0000 UTC]

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

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Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan In reply to Mrs-Myers [2013-02-26 17:27:23 +0000 UTC]

It's showtime!

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Mrs-Myers In reply to Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan [2013-02-26 21:29:58 +0000 UTC]

lol XD

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Jackieblu [2013-02-26 09:00:48 +0000 UTC]

Beetlejuice the crypt keeper is just a bag a bones

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Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan In reply to Jackieblu [2013-02-26 17:27:54 +0000 UTC]

Cryptkeeper: I heard that!

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Jackieblu In reply to Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan [2013-02-26 22:28:29 +0000 UTC]

Sorry old friend but you getting on in years

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Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan In reply to Jackieblu [2013-02-26 22:33:10 +0000 UTC]

Bye-bye!

(Cryptkeeper falls through trap door)

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Jackieblu In reply to Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan [2013-02-27 00:43:09 +0000 UTC]

Tho maybe the crypt keeper could win if he gets Arnold to be his trainer again [link]

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Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan In reply to Jackieblu [2013-02-27 21:30:47 +0000 UTC]

Well BJ did beat a parody of Arnie in the episode of the cartoon series, Raging Skull.

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Jackieblu In reply to Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan [2013-02-27 22:17:57 +0000 UTC]

ooooo I never knew that

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SteamHead1880 [2013-02-26 05:46:54 +0000 UTC]

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! hahaha! Take that Crypt-Keepe ... waight. God Damn it!!!

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Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan In reply to SteamHead1880 [2013-02-26 05:50:57 +0000 UTC]

It's showtime!

Crpytkeeper: Oh my! Looks like I don't stand a ghost of a chance after all!

Hey! I do the dead puns around here!

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FlyingLimes [2013-02-26 05:36:11 +0000 UTC]

I feel like if ya hit crypt keepers head it'd fall off.
I'd bet on Beetlejuice.
Eh anybody here remember the beetlejuice candy stuff? Was good.

Beetlejuice.

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HaggisMcCrablice In reply to FlyingLimes [2022-10-31 22:04:09 +0000 UTC]

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Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan In reply to FlyingLimes [2013-02-26 05:39:35 +0000 UTC]

(appears after you said his name three times) It's showtime!

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GORY-GIRL [2013-02-26 05:31:56 +0000 UTC]

AWESOME BEEJ WILL WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan In reply to GORY-GIRL [2013-02-26 05:37:55 +0000 UTC]

Don't I always?

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GORY-GIRL In reply to Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan [2013-02-26 05:42:30 +0000 UTC]

ME "YEP!"

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Sonic-13 [2013-02-26 05:27:56 +0000 UTC]

The tough thing about this is we know what Beetlejuice is capable of, I have NO idea what Cryptkeeper is capable of! Can he do any thing aside from sit there and look creepy? Does he even know Beetlejuice's weakness? Pretty cool idea, I'd bet on Beetlejuice too.

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