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firelord-zuko In reply to ??? [2012-02-04 11:00:06 +0000 UTC]
If you want to, I can add Ermine spots, but I thought it'd look better en Argent ...
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firelord-zuko In reply to Aib-Alex [2012-02-04 11:06:40 +0000 UTC]
I could do, if you want to ...
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Aib-Alex In reply to firelord-zuko [2012-02-04 11:07:47 +0000 UTC]
I do not want to force Your Grace's hand...
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Aib-Alex In reply to firelord-zuko [2012-02-04 11:12:40 +0000 UTC]
Allow me to kiss Thy hand...
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firelord-zuko In reply to Aib-Alex [2012-01-04 10:01:51 +0000 UTC]
This is His Lordship's entry on the Patent Rolls:
Martinique Syl-Layson ven Musel, Count of Musel, KCOL. Captain in
the Imperial Navy.
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firelord-zuko In reply to Aib-Alex [2012-01-04 10:56:13 +0000 UTC]
Well, I'm certainly no bucket shop.
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firelord-zuko In reply to Aib-Alex [2012-01-04 11:30:23 +0000 UTC]
AND NOW SACRIFICE ME ALL YOUR APPLES.
XD Perhaps this is all just one elaborate scheme of Darth to enslave us as bucket shop workers.
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firelord-zuko In reply to Aib-Alex [2012-01-04 11:34:13 +0000 UTC]
Not if it's by Imperial Decree, I remember there was a loophole in the Act of Parliament XD
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firelord-zuko In reply to mdc01957 [2012-01-04 09:53:45 +0000 UTC]
Thanks, glad you like it!
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firelord-zuko In reply to Ienkoron [2012-01-04 09:48:42 +0000 UTC]
Not necessary XD I'm not posting much after all.
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firelord-zuko In reply to Ienkoron [2012-01-04 11:29:22 +0000 UTC]
Your Majesty surely don't want to force an honour unto me.
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firelord-zuko In reply to Ienkoron [2012-01-04 23:56:43 +0000 UTC]
No, you couldn't. I already am a contributor to three groups.
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firelord-zuko In reply to Ienkoron [2012-01-05 00:41:06 +0000 UTC]
Sure. Sadly deviantArt's mechanics lie outside of Your Majesty's jurisdiction, unless you wish to present me with a premium acc ... XD
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firelord-zuko In reply to Ienkoron [2012-01-05 01:25:20 +0000 UTC]
I don't believe it'd be worth it XD
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firelord-zuko In reply to Ienkoron [2012-01-05 02:04:08 +0000 UTC]
XD
A sentry on his patrol is holding in his steps. The eery sound echoes through the dome. The guard raises his flashlight, "Qui est lΓ ?", he shouts. In his torch's light the shadows of the marble reliefs and statues in the crypt of the Dome of the Invalides. "Who's there?," he repeats in English, "It's long closed."
A scratch, horrifying in its terrible obtrusiveness.
The sentry turns around, the torch's light cone wildly dancing over the ten reliefs showing the grand deeds of the deceased, the inner circle of the twelve personifications of Victory, the sarcophagus proper, red as blood and extremely large.
On the dark basalt of the podest, a single golden initial twinkles.
And yet another cry, bloodcurdling and ear-battering. The sentry retreats, draws his gun and hastily fiddles with the radio on his shoulder -- "Dominique, Je suis ... Je suis en le ..."
A crack interrupts him. Shockedly he lets go of the gun, loudly steel resounds on marble in the dark crypt; a metallic voice comes from the radio, but the sentry cannot listen: to horrified he is as slowly cracks appear in the red basalt.
"Mon Dieu ...," he utters.
Then the sarcophagus bursts.
Stone splatters all across the crypt, all accross the temple, red as the blood spilled at the places engraved into the marble floor in hand-sized letters. Rivoli, Pyramides, Marengo, Austerlitz, Iena, Friedland, Moscova ...
Marvellously the sentry is spared from being stroke by parts of the exploding tomb. In horror he looks on, hidden behind one of the statues of Victory -- Moscova, if he remembers correctly -- which has lost its head, as a pale, very pale hand emerges from the remaints of the sarcophagus ... feeling around for a moment it then firmly grasps the edge of it. Another hand emerges from the grave, this one clad in the remaints of an overcoat that must once have been dark blue.
Then the entire man rises from the grave, shakily at first he stands.
His uniform is in rags, the Legion d'Honneur's star lost its gleam, his body is covered in dust, and yet ... slowly the corpse rises his hands, facing westwards.
"Il n'y a ...," the Soldier ... the General ... the Consul ... the Emperor whispers, his voice weary and rough. "Il n'y a ... rien de tel que ... 'la libertΓ© artistique' ... si l'ordre n'a pas Γ©tΓ© sΓ©curisΓ© ..."
Slowly he turns at the sentry, who retreats in horror. He cannot help but stare in the Emperor's cold black eyes.
"J'ai Γ©tΓ© officier Γ seize ans. Il n'ya pas de soldat qui peuvent avoir de secrets pour moi. Servez-moi, mon ami, me servir! Car je suis votre empereur ... car je suis NapolΓ©on!"
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firelord-zuko In reply to Ienkoron [2012-01-05 02:13:20 +0000 UTC]
No, because this time he is legally going to have himself elected President of France and THEN coup and use the nukes.
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Ienkoron In reply to firelord-zuko [2012-01-05 02:43:55 +0000 UTC]
Yes but you realise Britain only got nukes cos they knew they'd need them not for the Russians, but for the French....
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firelord-zuko In reply to Ienkoron [2012-01-05 12:05:25 +0000 UTC]
Haha XD Of course, it would take a lot of time for Napoleon to even get back to absolute power ...
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firelord-zuko In reply to Ienkoron [2012-01-05 14:57:54 +0000 UTC]
Well, at least they would finally (sorta) have a reason for being afraid of the EU ... then again, Napoleon would have to relearn strategy from the scratch, so there's not much reason to worry. I think we all agree that [link] looks better than [link] ...
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Ienkoron In reply to firelord-zuko [2012-01-05 15:13:46 +0000 UTC]
Definitely.
Another interesting thing has happened, my Step Sister and a Cousin have both expressed interest in joining the Empire, they are both helping to redesign the Order of Merit. Naturally I've said yes so there will be a Duchess (My cousin) and Marchioness (Step Sis) what think you?
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firelord-zuko In reply to Ienkoron [2012-01-05 15:17:53 +0000 UTC]
Interesting ... I guess your cousin will be Aquilaa differenced and perhaps impaled?
Nice as well: [link]
But I just can't get over France impaled with France XP
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Ienkoron In reply to firelord-zuko [2012-01-05 15:29:10 +0000 UTC]
No she's come up with a totally new coat which I like as it shows individuality as did my Step Sis they're both quite good so far but they'll need polishing...
LOL yup and the practice of the Fleur d'Lis always taking precedence making it look like the married couple have swapped genders... Anyway gotta get some sleep now or else my speech will seriously degrade......
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