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kiranature [2016-04-02 18:27:06 +0000 UTC]

me: Oh crud I gotta hide my McDonald's ack

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TortiseBerry [2015-10-25 22:30:08 +0000 UTC]

I can't say anything though, they do though. Crap i've said too much, i gotta move to the ocean. 

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SilverDragonArtist [2015-08-12 19:24:40 +0000 UTC]

America, get out of my bushes.

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yurian-miku [2015-06-07 09:51:01 +0000 UTC]

Oh no a stalker... that's fine, it's America :3

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Bloodstar-Bluestar [2015-04-04 02:45:55 +0000 UTC]

Pshh
I don't live near any bushes XD

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AnnabethHedgie [2015-03-24 22:45:36 +0000 UTC]

Omfg yes

I'd let him stalk me

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roun12 [2015-03-21 19:58:39 +0000 UTC]

...Because the NSA

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KorraLover10 [2015-03-09 02:36:53 +0000 UTC]

It's creepy because I have bushes down below in front of my window.....

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HarutoAki [2015-03-03 02:25:21 +0000 UTC]

i can actually see that happening....

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TheArcticHeart [2015-02-09 21:08:29 +0000 UTC]

... I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.

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DownShiftPlus [2014-12-20 02:29:07 +0000 UTC]

*slowly looks out window into Bush Garden that I grow outside*
Uh..-gets out giant lawn mower-

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YellowVixen [2014-12-19 23:37:52 +0000 UTC]

good thing i live in a flat then~

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iliketrains13 [2014-10-30 04:08:35 +0000 UTC]

god dammit America for the last time I will not watch anymore scary movies with you!!!! Last time you almost pissed yourself watching Scream!

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G-GIRL20000912 [2014-10-27 11:28:11 +0000 UTC]

but i don't have a burger......?

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JefftheKiller1101 [2014-09-27 23:43:58 +0000 UTC]

God bless America

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s1mr4n [2014-09-20 01:56:00 +0000 UTC]

EREMAHGWERD…..i don't has bushes……DUN DUN DUHHHHHH!

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CatarinaWaterFrost [2014-09-07 05:58:48 +0000 UTC]

O_O" *Shuffles awkwardly away* 

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ImSwagPikachu [2014-08-29 18:08:32 +0000 UTC]

*peeks behind computer at window* wait….its 6 feet up….*sees binoculars peek from bottom* AH CRAP

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MewWinx96 [2014-08-22 03:25:46 +0000 UTC]

The TV told me he watches me through my computer.  

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Purpleorchids869 [2014-08-14 20:29:31 +0000 UTC]

Sounds like a fangirl.

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Dustfinger1 [2014-07-05 16:52:44 +0000 UTC]

Wait, he does that? *runs outside and looks around* I can't find him!

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Scourgeninetales [2014-06-30 19:29:19 +0000 UTC]

lolz

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unarii [2014-06-20 03:23:36 +0000 UTC]

True.I saw his cowlick in a bush for real.

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DragonDescendant [2014-06-18 01:32:09 +0000 UTC]

I wouldn't mind. :3

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cake-sauce [2014-06-11 01:24:49 +0000 UTC]

I want dat America. 

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minneal [2014-05-16 13:43:29 +0000 UTC]

That face XD

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bloodclankit [2014-04-29 01:36:24 +0000 UTC]

Hello, govena

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QueenOfAwesome3987 [2014-04-11 20:40:37 +0000 UTC]

*Waves* Hi, America!!!

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coconut-eater [2014-01-02 07:31:38 +0000 UTC]

NSA

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cjsylvester [2013-02-04 03:53:18 +0000 UTC]

only if you have burgers

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IamaCutie [2012-12-21 19:13:39 +0000 UTC]

*checks bushes*

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IamaCutie [2012-09-23 05:32:50 +0000 UTC]

My country hides in its own bushes and stalks itself.

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tinokika [2011-11-23 14:06:12 +0000 UTC]

" very carefully look on bush next to my house" no he didnt move.... It was jus imagination, just imagination.....

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DJ--Caz [2011-10-24 14:01:02 +0000 UTC]

You know why? It's because you have a double Big Mac in your hand.

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PsychoShionSonozaki [2011-07-01 12:05:17 +0000 UTC]

He can stalk me whenever he wants! x3

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foxfire1223 [2011-05-31 06:26:21 +0000 UTC]

I'll start walking by my window naked more often

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squidee [2010-12-03 22:03:03 +0000 UTC]

ALFRED!! OH AAAALLFREEEEEED!! WHERE ARE YOU? *looks around the yard and sees a figure sprinting away* damn, he got away again.

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