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FitzOblong β Hypnotized May
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Me: When I find Team Galactic, There WILL be Hell to pay!
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AUSTIN! So good to see you again!
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Me: Likewise cous.
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So... Cyrus claimed another one, eh?
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Me: I'm afraid so Ian.
Ian: Does Ash know?
Me: He's about to.
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Me: Team Galactic... They will pay for this...
*pulls a gold and white PokΓ© Ball with green gems on the top of the ball off my belt*
MARK MY WORDS!
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Me: Ian?Β What is that?
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Me: A PokΓ© Ball containing a very powerful PokΓ©mon...
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Me: A Beast Ball?
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Me: Nope...
Descend...
ARCEUS!
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Me: I kinda figured that you'd be surprised to find out about this...
But Arceus is just a baby Arceus...
It has very little control over its phenomenal cosmic power...
Not to mention...
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Me: Not to mention what?
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Me: Itty.
Bitty.
Living Space...
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Me: Don't ask ME how it is possible to fit God into a PokΓ© Ball. I didn't invent these things...
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Me: Anyway... Arceus may not have much control over its power, but it is strong enough to get the job done.
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Me: Let's go to Team Galactic's base and bring them down!
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Me: No one hypnotizes my brother's girlfriend!
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Me: No one does that to my cousin's girlfriend!
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*we run to Team Galactic's HQ*
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Me: *whispers* Here it is... now... I have a plan to get in...
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Me: *whispers*Β So do I.
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Me: *whispers* Which plan do you want to hear first?
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Me: *whispers* How about mine?
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Me: *whispers* Sure, then I'll tell you my plan...
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Me: *whispers* Sure.
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Me: *whispers* Okay, what's your plan?
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Me:Β *whispers* I bust in there, rescue May, and smash every Grunt that gets in my way!
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Me: *whispers* I suppose you've never heard the legend of "Leeroy Jenkins", haven't you?
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Me: *whispers* Who?
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Me: *whispers* Once upon a time, there was a guild of PokΓ©mon Trainers. They called themselves the "Pals for Life". One of them was Leeroy Jenkins, a PokΓ©mon Trainer with the same fiery determination as you and your brother. One day, the Pals for Life set off to explore the Dragon's Cavern, said to house a mighty Salamence. This Salamence is extremely territorial and will stop at nothing to protect its Eggs. The Pals for Life formed a systematic and calculated plan to sneak into the cave, past the Eggs and to collect 5 rubies without waking up the Salamence. Their chance of success was 32.33... Repeating, of course... percent. That is... Until...
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Me: *whispers* Until Leeroy Jenkins, PokΓ© Ball at the ready, ran into the cave screaming his own name! The plan was messed up by that one action and the Pals for Life ran in after him. That is when the Eggs hatched. Every single Egg hatched into a battle ready Bagon! There were at least 1,000 of them, maybe 10,000... Either way, the Pals for Life were overwhelmed... That's where the legend cuts off... Some say they never made it out of the cave... Others say that a rescue team got past the Bagon and got them out of there... Nonetheless, the expedition would've gone smoother if it weren't for Leeroy Jenkins' recklessness...
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Me: *whispers* Is there a point to this?
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Me: *Whispers* Yes. Recently, you've been getting more and more reckless... I don't like that! Just think of every possible security measure that Team Galactic has come up with! Laser tripwires, security cameras, goons standing sentry... you name it! And if any of those get tripped, there will be wave after wave of Team Galactic Grunts after us... We'd be overwhelmed in seconds! And even if we DO survive that, we'd be too exhausted to continue... and then there's THE BIG FIVE!
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Me: *whispers* They have May.Β What do you expect me to do?
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Me: *whispers* I know they have May, but you running in to save her is what THEY want you to do... They set up this trap and unless we can bypass it, there is no hope for you, me, May or anyone else in the world... Cyrus might already have Dialga and Palkia under his control, so your plan is off the table... I suppose you want to hear MY plan, then... right?
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Me: *whispers* If part of it involves dressing up like a Team Galactic Grunt, then no.
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Me: *whispers* Remember when we infiltrated Team Hypno's fortress?
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Me: *whispers* I am not dressing up like a Team Galactic Grunt!
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Me: *whispers* Oh come on! It was fun! Think of it as taking a page from Jessie and James' playbook! And besides... Getting the drop on Team Hypno was awesome! I know you hate them as much as I do, but if we don't do this plan, we'll never get May back...
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Me: *whispers* You do realize that Jessie and James are idiots?
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