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Published: 2014-10-06 18:52:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 39506; Favourites: 1267; Downloads: 778
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Watching Jurassic Park
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Keep your eyes on a swivel when a pack of raptors are in the vicinity.
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I like how you added the second one in the background
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The raptor is looking at him like' Ima kill you when you not looking' Β
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Yo, I came home from work the other day
I was tired, I just wanted to sit back in my big chair
And play a little a Xbox
You know, relax a little
Then my wife comes in, she start telling me I play too much Xbox
I said, "What the fuck do you mean? This is just how I relax. Can't I just play a little Xbox?"
Then she says, "I saw on Oprah today that guys that play video games don't love their wifes!"
I'm like, "Motherfucking bitch, fuck Oprah! I don't give a fuck, I just wanna play my video game! I don't give a fuck about Oprah! Oprah ain't got no man. You better worry about your motherfucking self, I just wanna kill some motherfuckers on Xbox!"
She says, "You seem like you have a anger problem. Maybe you need some help."
I'm like, "Bitch, call the police now!"
Gonna be institutionalized
You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes
You won't have anything to say
They'll brainwash you until you see their way
I'm not crazy (institution)
You're the one whoβs crazy (institution)
You're driving me crazy (institution)
They put me in a institution, said it was the only solution
To give me the professional help to save me from the enemy, myself
The other day I go on the Internet, I'm just trying to check my email
So I put in my password, it says I have an invalid password
I know my fucking password
So then it says "Go to customer service"
So I get on customer service, I start talking to this dude
This motherfucker sounds like he was from India or some shit
He says to me, "What's your first dog's name?"
I donβt know what my fucking first dogβs name was
What the fuck's the matter with you?
I just want my password, give me my fucking password
So then he ends up giving me my password
And he says, "Your password has been sent to your email address."
I'm like, "I can't get in my email address. What about 'can't get in my email address' do you not understand, motherfucker?!"
He says, "Oh my God, it seems like you have an anger problem. You should have that checked out."
I'm not crazy (institution)
You're the one whoβs crazy (institution)
You're driving me crazy (institution)
They put me in a institution, said it was the only solution
To give me the professional help to save me from the enemy, myself
The other day I'm just sitting alone
On lunch break at my job
Trying to eat a ham sandwich
Got a little potato chips on the side, a little Kool-Aid
This motherfucker walks up to me and says, "Are you gonna eat that?"
Like, "Yeah Iβm gonna eat that. What the fuck you think Iβm gonna do, shove it up your ass?"
"Do you understand that that pork can kill you?"
"Look, motherfucker, pork is not gonna kill me unless they figure a way to shoot it out with a fucking gun, but I might kill you if you keep fucking with me!"
He says, "Hey, calm down, I'm a vegan."
"Fuck, a vegan? I couldn't give a fuck if you eat sawdust, motherfucker. Just step away from my fucking sandwich!
He says, "Do you realize how much sugar is in that Kool-Aid?"
I said, "Do you realize how much blood is in the human body? Do you wanna see it, motherfucker?"
He says, "Oh my God, you need therapy. You have an anger problem."
Iβm not crazy (institution)
Youβre the one whoβs crazy (institution)
You're driving me crazy (institution)
They pull me a institution, said it was the only solution
To give me the professional help to save me from the enemy, myself
Suicidal
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What is this doing in the comments of this awesome art piece?
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That's right, just let it out
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do you recognize it
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"Institutionalized" by suicidal tendencies, sure! Seems like you mixed it with some of your own lyrics.
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oh , this isn't mine , it's actually a cover done by body count
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thats how you do a threatening and realistic feathered dinosaur
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Reminds of a scene from Jurassic World⦠awesome movie by the way
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i apologize if my nerdgasm got on anyone else's screen
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"Clever girls..."
Thinking---'Don't Step on the Eggs, DON'T Step on the Eggs, DON'T STEP ON THE EGGS!!!'
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amazign work, love the details and the quality
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And inside, this is what our brave hero wants to do:Β Β
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this is so awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwsum!
as a paleontologist i see the best paleoart in the world but this is spectacular! exellent!
please! more!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
aloha from kauai~KENNEY
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Oh wow, all the details are so faszinating!
Is this the origial size you are painting on? Or do you convert your pictures and they are originally much more bigger?
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I paint in 4000 or 5000 and after I convert in 1920 or 1600
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Thanks for the answer! I just asked myself if it's better to draw at a smaller size or perhaps a bigger.... but it's nice to know, that it seems that I use a good size
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Mother of God dude. your paintings are way above perfect. its like god like! nice!
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