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frankly-furter In reply to LadyLu-San [2015-02-22 04:33:21 +0000 UTC]

SCREECHES

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frankly-furter In reply to Dog-Of-Awesome [2014-02-20 19:58:47 +0000 UTC]

Oh my baby. 

He's more of an "actions speak louder than words" kind of lover, isn't he?

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Dog-Of-Awesome In reply to frankly-furter [2014-02-20 20:14:46 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. But let him dream.
Maybe when he botches it up in Japanese, he'll end up having to explain himself and will manage to tell her~

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frankly-furter In reply to Dog-Of-Awesome [2014-02-20 20:16:42 +0000 UTC]

awwwhaskdjgdak

Baby

go baby go and tell her you wimp

it's been years like jeez

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Dog-Of-Awesome In reply to frankly-furter [2014-02-20 20:27:26 +0000 UTC]

and even if he doesn't kuki just gives hm a hug and is like"You're so silly Wally"
and he gets cranky because he's disappointed in himself and then it repeats again in like a week.

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frankly-furter In reply to Dog-Of-Awesome [2014-02-20 20:30:24 +0000 UTC]

awwww

silly Kuki

the poor fool's in love with you

and again

and again

and again

and then he takes a break

and again

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Dog-Of-Awesome In reply to frankly-furter [2014-02-20 20:37:41 +0000 UTC]

Forever.
Or at least until something major happens and he thinks they might die or something and he just blurts it out.
Because he thinks he might not get the chance to later.

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frankly-furter In reply to Dog-Of-Awesome [2014-02-20 20:39:58 +0000 UTC]

i smell something that we can put into Z.O.M.B.I.E.~

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Dog-Of-Awesome In reply to frankly-furter [2014-02-20 20:56:44 +0000 UTC]

Smells like a winner!
Maybe he tries to tell her multiple times, but every time it gets better shortly before he can muster up the courage? It'll help tie OpZOMBIE to canon because this happens in the show too.And he finally manages to do it near the end?

Like the captured zombie is about to get out and he starts to try and tell her because he's guarding the baracaded section, but then they arrive at the sector, and 20000 brings his backup and they carefully stun the zombie and take it to the science bay thing. So then he just decides to wait.

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frankly-furter In reply to Dog-Of-Awesome [2014-02-20 21:02:30 +0000 UTC]

I LoVe It

another time they could be cornered by zombies:

"N-Numbuh 3? I-in case we don't make it outta here, there's somethin' I gotta-"

*Numbuh 1 swoops in to save the day*

*zombie noises overwhelm confession*

and the final one where it actually works is just offhanded and casual

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Dog-Of-Awesome In reply to frankly-furter [2014-02-20 21:20:04 +0000 UTC]

And they're all in the shuttle to the undersea lab, and the zombie is making all these bumping noises, and the barrier is cracking, and he's got Kuki on a walkitalky and just "Uh Numbuh 3? Can we talk? Like alone?" and then she takes it and walks into like another room or something and he's about to tell her,
and then 20000 kicks the door in and there's just stomping and yelling and them shouting about tranqulizing the zombie. and she doesn't hear him AT ALL.

And in the end, dawn comes over a newly clean world ,free of zombies, and Numbuh 4's just like.
"Ya know what Kuki. I love you." and that's it. Like way to go you huge baby.
All that stress just for you to blurt it out.

Also do you ship canon for 5? like 2/5, because I ship 1/5 and  yeah....

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frankly-furter In reply to Dog-Of-Awesome [2014-02-20 21:26:54 +0000 UTC]

ehuehu ya big wuss

that wasn't so hard was it

Or they're like on the treehouse balcony again after the whole thing is over and she's like "So...what WERE you trying to tell me?" (a la Op: HOSPITAL)

and he shrugs, kind of absentmindedly says "I like ya. That's all."

I do ship 2/5...but I'll admit that if Nigel didn't go to space, 1/5 probs woulda been a thing. So I'll go either way I guess.

but the ONE FORBIDDEN SHIP:

1/4.

NEVER 1/4.

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Dog-Of-Awesome In reply to frankly-furter [2014-02-20 21:40:41 +0000 UTC]

Okay good, glad I brought it up. I would weep, if it was like canon endgame hardcore. Because 1/5 needs better stuff for it. And I'll happily do it if you'd rather focus on 3/4.


NOPE no 1/4 at all. Creepy.

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frankly-furter In reply to Dog-Of-Awesome [2014-02-20 21:45:27 +0000 UTC]

Wow, I'm really glad that I have someone to talk to about this sort of thing. My other irl friend in the KND fandom is less obsessed with shipping than I am, and I feel like I annoy her when I talk about stuffs like this.

also 1xChad.

Do not compute.

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Dog-Of-Awesome In reply to frankly-furter [2014-02-20 21:58:20 +0000 UTC]

I don't really have any IRL friends who like KND, and even if I did I'd probably annoy them too.

Yeah, I don't get it,
I know they're at most 3 years apart and that doesn't matter as an adult, but as kid it's really important. ESPECIALLY as a KND operative! No one would get caught DEAD with a teenager... then again I think the 1/Chad peeps are just more in it for the cute boy with older guy/ they're both the best they belong together angle rather than it making any sort of sense.

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frankly-furter In reply to Dog-Of-Awesome [2014-02-20 22:06:28 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, as you get older, age gaps matter less and less, but it feels very wrong to have a ten year old kid with a thirteen year old. 

I totally agree. It's like 'he WAS the best, he IS the best, they fight about it, they must be in love.'

And I won't even start on 1/Father / 1/DCFDTL

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Dog-Of-Awesome In reply to frankly-furter [2014-02-20 22:19:19 +0000 UTC]

AAAAAAAAAaaaaaah
 NO NO 1/Father is straight up incest, no questions.
Then the DCFDTL try to kill Nigel and his friends regularly, in like a DC comic, maybe it would be attractive to date someone who hates you. But they're kids, and the DCFDTL are like a hivemind, just to weird for me!

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frankly-furter In reply to Dog-Of-Awesome [2014-02-20 22:21:28 +0000 UTC]

I found a fic for that very ship you speak of...

confusion level over 9000

They like all kissed him at once

it was very frightening

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Dog-Of-Awesome In reply to frankly-furter [2014-02-20 22:25:45 +0000 UTC]

Why would you subject yourself to such tortures?!

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frankly-furter In reply to Dog-Of-Awesome [2014-02-20 22:27:20 +0000 UTC]

I was curious okay??!

It was a moment of weakness.

I also found some...

....

3/Cree........

......................................

I did not u n d e r s t a n d 

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Dog-Of-Awesome In reply to frankly-furter [2014-02-20 22:41:21 +0000 UTC]

WHUT? I -I I don't even... why? just why?

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frankly-furter In reply to Dog-Of-Awesome [2014-02-20 22:42:14 +0000 UTC]

I DON'T KNOW EITHER BUT I'M VERY SCARED OF THE INTERNET NOW

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Dog-Of-Awesome In reply to frankly-furter [2014-02-20 23:08:36 +0000 UTC]

Fanfiction.net is a dangerous jungle to navigate alone, friend.
Hell, it's dangerous in groups!

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frankly-furter In reply to Dog-Of-Awesome [2014-02-20 23:26:24 +0000 UTC]

Oh, no no. This was on DA. The dangers are everywhere.

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Dog-Of-Awesome In reply to frankly-furter [2014-02-20 23:29:37 +0000 UTC]

Honestly I don't straight up read the literature here. So I'll probably never truly know it's horrors.

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frankly-furter In reply to Dog-Of-Awesome [2014-02-20 23:36:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh jesus there are so many terrible 3/4 fics.

so bad.

so bad.

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Dog-Of-Awesome In reply to frankly-furter [2014-02-20 23:46:59 +0000 UTC]

Cooki luv u.

I love you 2 Wallie.

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frankly-furter In reply to Dog-Of-Awesome [2014-02-20 23:54:00 +0000 UTC]

Oh jesus Christina don't even get me started

and he kissed her on the lips

and fireworks in a heart shape went over theyre heads

and they were happy

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Dog-Of-Awesome In reply to frankly-furter [2014-02-21 00:00:00 +0000 UTC]

"Hahaha" they laughed.

This was a well day.

Let's go hang out with Hoagy. Numbah 4 told number 3.



I weep. Please don't. It hurts.

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frankly-furter In reply to Dog-Of-Awesome [2014-02-21 00:07:36 +0000 UTC]

oh god just writing these mockingly is making me feel physical pain

especially when they misspell "Numbuh"

number

numbah

numba

nambuh

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Dog-Of-Awesome In reply to frankly-furter [2014-02-21 00:29:53 +0000 UTC]

I know I'm like,this fic's intro seems pretty good. I like it so far, couples that I like.


-Numbah-


I'm out. Never looking back.

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frankly-furter In reply to Dog-Of-Awesome [2014-02-21 00:56:46 +0000 UTC]

Hmm this one looks pretty interesting, the plot is okay

-Cookie Sanban-

Peace out suckers tty never

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Dog-Of-Awesome In reply to frankly-furter [2014-02-21 01:21:56 +0000 UTC]

Honestly, I think these clear clues about lack of effort are a blessing rather than a curse. If their names were all easy to spell(or rather vanilla english names) then we'd have  a harder time discerning whether or not the fics were worth our time!

-Wally takes off shirt unnecessarily

You know my basement sure does need dusting~

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frankly-furter In reply to Dog-Of-Awesome [2014-02-21 01:25:43 +0000 UTC]

True, true. It's a quality detail that must be observed.

but

Cookie

I mean

I just

no

-Nigel has unnecessarily British dialogue-

Hm, I wonder when the last time I had a blind man perform acupuncture on me was...?

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Dog-Of-Awesome In reply to frankly-furter [2014-02-21 01:35:10 +0000 UTC]

Pip pip cheerio. I sure do love a spot of tea with my fish and chips.

-Abby's 'african american mannerisms'???? are exaggerated to the nth degree.


How quickly can I dig a hole to bury myself in out of embarrassment.

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frankly-furter In reply to Dog-Of-Awesome [2014-02-21 01:44:58 +0000 UTC]

I swear if I read another fanfic where they adapt the words to make them read like the accents I'm going to wear a bikini to the Arctic Prison garden party

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Dog-Of-Awesome In reply to frankly-furter [2014-02-21 01:57:13 +0000 UTC]

I just don't even. like do they expect us to not know how they talk? We watch the show, um???

-Wally on steroids, anyone on steroids, where they fight through a pack of teens single-handedly.

When did I click onto a Marvel fanfiction?

-titles that do the acronym thing from the show.
 Not just using the style like putting words to each letter that only vaguely make sense.

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frankly-furter In reply to Dog-Of-Awesome [2014-02-21 02:00:08 +0000 UTC]

-4 suddenly returning to enough health to get up and fight enemies again after being revived solely by 3's voice-

Alright Frankenstein Rowling, let's return to reality here.

-3 dressing like a slut-

LEAVE.

JUST GO

AND NEVER RETURN

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Dog-Of-Awesome In reply to frankly-furter [2014-02-21 02:04:53 +0000 UTC]

Chug that Pepper-up potion Wally!

The Delightful children separating as they age.

Do you not understand how hiveminds work?

Them getting along with Nigel and NOT turning the tables later.

Even Twilight did the enemies as temporary allies thing better, why can't you?

slutty numbuh anyone is the bane of my existence, just NO, they have too much dignity.

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frankly-furter In reply to Dog-Of-Awesome [2014-02-21 02:08:40 +0000 UTC]

Numbuh 4 breaking character and getting overwhelmingly mushy and lovey dovey

Did you even watch the show?

Lizzie crawling back to Nigie

stop. let a strong woman be a strong woman.

Lizzie thinning out and becoming hot when older

SERIOUSLY ARE YOU A PLANT FOR VICTORIA'S SECRET CALM DOWN.

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Dog-Of-Awesome In reply to frankly-furter [2014-02-21 02:14:26 +0000 UTC]

Anyone besides Abby having amazing grades.

Abby is on the honor roll, you guys aren't a hive mind it's okay to vary.

Lizzie/Herbie(65.3)

Way to champion humanity, by pairing chbby people with chubby people just because.

Lizzie literally trying to kill sector V over Nigel.

Um is this TNT now, or?
cuz I think the vengeful murderous ex-girlfriend is a TNT thing. They do know drama after all.

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frankly-furter In reply to Dog-Of-Awesome [2014-02-21 02:21:27 +0000 UTC]

Woah wait is that last one a thing?? That's terrible. Jeeeeeezum.

Kuki suddenly gaining control of her "fire powers"

...save that for the Potterheads or something.

OCS HAVING ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS WITH CANON CHARACTERS

JUST LEAVE

JESUS CHRISTINA

JUST GO

TAKE THAT FILTH AWAY

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Dog-Of-Awesome In reply to frankly-furter [2014-02-21 02:35:35 +0000 UTC]

Kuki with fire powers??
The girl gets a little angry, but no.
No, fire is an Uno thing, it runs in the family. Sort of...

OC's with prominent places in fanfiction, like main character level.

I- I can't , I, no .... no.

Yeah, that Lizzie tries to kill them, is major part of 1/5 fanfiction lore.
It disgusts me.

Because clearly if SHE breaks up with HIM ,she desperately wants to get back together,
and Nigel telling her he's no longer interested, will have no effect...

please don't make me cry, I trusted you fanfiction writer. I trusted you. >I(

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frankly-furter In reply to Dog-Of-Awesome [2014-02-21 02:43:26 +0000 UTC]

Jeez, that's so weird though

like seriously wow

can we please not involve murder in this fandom?

All five of them retaining their childhood memories without being in the TND

are you aware of the premise of this show?

death. any character death.

no. stop. no.

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Dog-Of-Awesome In reply to frankly-furter [2014-02-21 02:52:51 +0000 UTC]

It might make good armor too...
They'll all need armor. They could start with garbage can metal because they'll be desperate.
hmm... maybe over the hat?
So she'll cut like the front off for the hat's brim?

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frankly-furter In reply to Dog-Of-Awesome [2014-02-21 02:55:44 +0000 UTC]

That's be so her.

Totally.

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Dog-Of-Awesome In reply to frankly-furter [2014-02-21 03:05:42 +0000 UTC]

maybe a double boiler? Like the strainer part? One second...

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frankly-furter In reply to Dog-Of-Awesome [2014-02-21 03:09:28 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I know what you mean. Sure.

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