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Published: 2009-05-18 02:30:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 1352; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 22
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Description ...is not a vampire.



Poking fun at Stephanie Meyer's "sparkly" vampires.
What can I say? It's just so easy.

I don't know why I drew myself as a giant floating head though....

Whenever I see glitter and other such sparkly things now, I will think of how future generations are going to say: "Who's Dracula? Everybody knows that vampires sparkle!"
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Comments: 38

Heartfur1 [2010-06-13 10:39:06 +0000 UTC]

Real. Vampires. Don't. SPARKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Twilight makes vampires look stupid... -_-'

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frogit In reply to Heartfur1 [2010-06-13 18:46:45 +0000 UTC]

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silverchaucer [2010-05-07 01:14:42 +0000 UTC]

Vampires.
Don't.
Sparkle.

EVER.

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frogit In reply to silverchaucer [2010-05-07 19:36:35 +0000 UTC]

EVER.

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librabeauty23 [2009-10-31 21:29:54 +0000 UTC]

heck yus!
down with sparkly-euro-trash-pansy-excuse-for-a-vampire!

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frogit In reply to librabeauty23 [2009-11-01 22:42:35 +0000 UTC]

Nicely put.

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ringosgal78 [2009-10-14 20:58:29 +0000 UTC]

heck yes! that how everyone is like oooh sparkley... twilight is so freakin stupid... mom and i watch it just to make fun of it :]]

VAMPIRES DONT SPARKLE!!

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frogit In reply to ringosgal78 [2009-10-15 15:45:41 +0000 UTC]

So true. How could anyone think Sparkly + vampires = Cool?

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ringosgal78 In reply to frogit [2009-10-15 20:00:22 +0000 UTC]

idk... i like the thought of bella and edwards undying love for eachother but the sparlking thingy is just plain wierd...

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frogit In reply to ringosgal78 [2009-10-15 22:27:18 +0000 UTC]

This has potential for-(and probably already is,) a major debate topic.

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ringosgal78 In reply to frogit [2009-10-16 00:34:12 +0000 UTC]

yeah, no doubt!

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tenneyshoes [2009-06-11 17:50:32 +0000 UTC]

That's great! and poor dracula, gets outshined by edward, truly tragic.

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frogit In reply to tenneyshoes [2009-06-11 19:39:55 +0000 UTC]

I would really like to see a fight between those two...Dracula would win.

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tenneyshoes In reply to frogit [2009-06-11 22:09:46 +0000 UTC]

no joke it's dracula! Edward may be 'gorgeous' but dracula is the original vampire!

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frogit In reply to tenneyshoes [2009-06-12 16:16:40 +0000 UTC]

SO true.

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onimusha36 [2009-06-05 10:26:10 +0000 UTC]

lmao!! Very cool drawing!

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frogit In reply to onimusha36 [2009-06-06 04:05:45 +0000 UTC]

Thanx!

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Friekie6 [2009-05-31 16:55:39 +0000 UTC]

You got a good sense of humour!

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Rhinocio [2009-05-23 12:47:20 +0000 UTC]

Hahahhaha, sizzling. XD

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frogit In reply to Rhinocio [2009-05-23 15:20:24 +0000 UTC]

Lol. Literally.

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QuintusCassius [2009-05-19 14:12:58 +0000 UTC]

Dracula is only true vampire )

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frogit In reply to QuintusCassius [2009-05-19 16:58:50 +0000 UTC]

This is true.

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Trixgirl [2009-05-19 12:54:58 +0000 UTC]

I thought he would burn when he saw the sun

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frogit In reply to Trixgirl [2009-05-19 17:02:08 +0000 UTC]

Disappointment.

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Trixgirl In reply to frogit [2009-05-19 17:13:22 +0000 UTC]

*sigh* yes

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frijole007 [2009-05-18 21:15:56 +0000 UTC]

Everything sparkly is like Edward. Thus, everything sparkly is a vampire. Simple logic.

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frogit In reply to frijole007 [2009-05-18 22:16:21 +0000 UTC]

Precisely.

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Wolvenfire86 [2009-05-18 03:51:16 +0000 UTC]

Yes! I cannot stand the sparkly thing. This is funny.

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firestar21 [2009-05-18 02:42:08 +0000 UTC]

SO TRUE.
I lol'd.
TWILIGHT IS TEH LULZ BECAUSE IT FAILS SO.

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frogit In reply to firestar21 [2009-05-18 03:36:37 +0000 UTC]

Exactly. Twilight is so fun to make fun of.
Sry Twifans, but there's no stopping inspiration when it hits. XD

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firestar21 In reply to frogit [2009-05-18 10:49:45 +0000 UTC]

Haha, defined not 8D

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Shikin [2009-05-18 02:32:53 +0000 UTC]

OHMYGAUD IF THAT EVER HAPPENED I'M GETTING MY AK-47 AND CONVERTING IT TO GLASS AND PUTTING VODKA IN IT.

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frogit In reply to Shikin [2009-05-18 02:34:38 +0000 UTC]

Lol. I'm with ya on that!

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Shikin In reply to frogit [2009-05-18 02:38:02 +0000 UTC]

Haha I realized that that comment probably didn't make any sense... In Eurovision 2009 apparently one of the contestants got a glass AK-47 filled with vodka for his birthday... Hahaha. But honestly, if sparkly Vampires are my figure, I swear I will KILL EVERY MEYER FAN OUT THERE AND BLAME EVERYONE FOR THE DEBOCLE IN SOCIETY.

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frogit In reply to Shikin [2009-05-18 03:34:00 +0000 UTC]

Lol. I wouldn't mind having one of those! (AK-47, not sparkly vampire.)

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rainbowkandy [2009-05-18 02:31:50 +0000 UTC]

lol i like that

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frogit In reply to rainbowkandy [2009-05-18 02:36:08 +0000 UTC]

First Comment!
Have a cookie.

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rainbowkandy In reply to frogit [2009-05-18 02:52:18 +0000 UTC]

lol nice...
i like it tho

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