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FrothingLizard — The attack of the broad shoulders...

Published: 2012-04-23 12:39:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 639; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 10
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Description NegaFernando and Fernando, back to back.

Long live the pink silk-shirts.
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FrothingLizard In reply to ??? [2012-04-28 20:57:51 +0000 UTC]

Shut up! No envy needed woman!
Yo beaks are spectacular, duh!
BUT, that being said... goatees ARE evil... and sexy... and evil... but mainly sexy... Sam will have to seek refugee in that

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FrankieVonDrake In reply to FrothingLizard [2012-04-28 20:59:56 +0000 UTC]

I can imagine a very serious discussion ending with a marital spat between Sam and Phil over the subject of Sam's goatee. Goatee = evil, Sam, if you love Phil, you'd shave it!

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FrothingLizard In reply to FrankieVonDrake [2012-04-28 21:02:35 +0000 UTC]

XD
I think I'm going to give nPhil a goatee; then, if ever they get to meet their negaverse-counterparts, Sam can point at Phils pathetic excuse for evil counterpart and go, "HA! NOT evil! Just silly!"
And Phil will go

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FrankieVonDrake In reply to FrothingLizard [2012-04-28 21:06:05 +0000 UTC]

AND nRuth has a goatee and he's the sweetest guy ever in the world, and Sam wins that fight so Phil has to do his chores for the week.

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FrothingLizard In reply to FrankieVonDrake [2012-04-28 21:07:36 +0000 UTC]

While seducing the actual house-keeper.. or... wearing the naughty-house-keeper outfit...


What...?

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FrankieVonDrake In reply to FrothingLizard [2012-04-28 21:11:36 +0000 UTC]

Hey, he had to wear the same uniform as the rest of the house help to fit in...

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FrothingLizard In reply to FrankieVonDrake [2012-04-28 21:15:15 +0000 UTC]

How much you wanna be he could still get busy with at least ONE of the maids...

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FrankieVonDrake In reply to FrothingLizard [2012-04-28 21:19:44 +0000 UTC]

Considering Sam probably hires them based on loose morals, no betting. I'd for sure lose that one.

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FrothingLizard In reply to FrankieVonDrake [2012-04-28 21:23:29 +0000 UTC]

He'll take more photos and... wait... is that somewhat immoral for Sam to see sexy photos of his staff-members?

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FrankieVonDrake In reply to FrothingLizard [2012-04-28 21:27:57 +0000 UTC]

No, its in their resume.

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FrothingLizard In reply to FrankieVonDrake [2012-04-28 21:28:37 +0000 UTC]

Well good - now Sam can add into their files, with some extra interesting poses.

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FrankieVonDrake In reply to FrothingLizard [2012-04-28 21:29:50 +0000 UTC]

I imagine all his house workers are going to be more or less hookers with a feather duster and constantly chain smoking throughout his house now...

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FrothingLizard In reply to FrankieVonDrake [2012-04-28 21:30:50 +0000 UTC]

XD
Good thing his wife is gonna get that house straight.
Or... at least I hope she will! O.o

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FrankieVonDrake In reply to FrothingLizard [2012-04-28 21:33:08 +0000 UTC]

Her wedding vow will state how he has to get rid of his 'help'.

Sam will probably cry for two weeks.

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FrothingLizard In reply to FrankieVonDrake [2012-04-28 21:34:46 +0000 UTC]

With Phil...
They can comfort each other... In the arms of Lola - lord knows she's big enough to handle them.

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FrankieVonDrake In reply to FrothingLizard [2012-04-28 21:39:17 +0000 UTC]

And Lola will be supportive and explain his wife's side of the reasoning because she's a big ol' sweetheart like that. Then they can cuddle and be bffs and the world is so much nicer again.

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FrothingLizard In reply to FrankieVonDrake [2012-04-28 21:41:03 +0000 UTC]

Of course she will; Girl-power and all that crap, it's totally Lolas thing now.

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FrankieVonDrake In reply to FrothingLizard [2012-04-28 21:43:43 +0000 UTC]

and Sam will never stop his slight awkward come ons to her.

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FrothingLizard In reply to FrankieVonDrake [2012-04-28 21:49:23 +0000 UTC]

Aaaaaaaw - Lola will take it as a champ - and probably not even realise they're awkward-come-ons, but just pad his head and give him an extra hug; preferably with his head stuck between her ladies.

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FrankieVonDrake In reply to FrothingLizard [2012-04-28 21:51:50 +0000 UTC]

and Sam will melt in her arms and have all these feelings that are mostly confusing.

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FrothingLizard In reply to FrankieVonDrake [2012-04-28 21:55:15 +0000 UTC]

At least all this will be AFTER Lola's operation, so he shouldn't feel guilty about his feelings.

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FrankieVonDrake In reply to FrothingLizard [2012-04-28 21:57:37 +0000 UTC]

It's more of a, she's huge and bulky but I like curvy, fragile ladies more than a he used to be a guy thing.

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FrothingLizard In reply to FrankieVonDrake [2012-04-28 21:59:25 +0000 UTC]

Aw, well if ever he WAS to have confused feelings about a huge bulky lady, Lola would be the one.
And she can work as a middle(wo)man between the ladies and the guys, seeing as (Phil at least) doen't have a clue of how to read woman, properly, most of the times.
Lola is the translator.

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FrankieVonDrake In reply to FrothingLizard [2012-04-28 22:01:06 +0000 UTC]

Lola is the translator after Kat flips the table and storms out of the bar.

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FrothingLizard In reply to FrankieVonDrake [2012-04-28 22:02:57 +0000 UTC]

And she'll go into an in-depth-analysis about feelings, misunderstandings and how men often cannot understand or read women...

The guys will go; "Huh", and Lola will go; "You're idiots." and they'll go "aaaaaaaaaah."

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FrankieVonDrake In reply to FrothingLizard [2012-04-28 22:05:17 +0000 UTC]



"But at least we're sexy idiots"
then they bro fist.

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FrothingLizard In reply to FrankieVonDrake [2012-04-28 22:08:11 +0000 UTC]

And then Lola is going to facepalm and ask for another drink, while Pearl will take over the show.
Of course he's just as clueless and will just refuse the fist-bump from the guys...

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FrankieVonDrake In reply to FrothingLizard [2012-04-28 22:09:25 +0000 UTC]

They wouldn't want to fist bump him for the sake of their unbroken knuckles.

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FrothingLizard In reply to FrankieVonDrake [2012-04-28 22:10:12 +0000 UTC]

He'll be gentle
But he wouldn't be amused.

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FrankieVonDrake In reply to FrothingLizard [2012-04-28 22:11:55 +0000 UTC]

I cannot picture that guy with any other face than unamused anyway

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FrothingLizard In reply to FrankieVonDrake [2012-04-28 22:15:01 +0000 UTC]

...true... I bet he DID smile though, while he was fooling around with Lola... But nothing I'm going to draw, because him smiling would be kinda... scary, I think.

Sam will have to learn how to read dead-panned Pearl, asap.

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FrankieVonDrake In reply to FrothingLizard [2012-04-28 22:18:27 +0000 UTC]

Hey, he grew up with Uncle Ruth. He's used to those by now.

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FrothingLizard In reply to FrankieVonDrake [2012-04-28 22:21:37 +0000 UTC]

At least Pearl cannot write him off his will - so Sam's probably got the upper-hand... and he's bigger than Pearl.

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FrankieVonDrake In reply to FrothingLizard [2012-04-28 22:25:26 +0000 UTC]

Sam's going to bother him so much about smiling at least once in awhile.

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FrothingLizard In reply to FrankieVonDrake [2012-04-28 22:26:28 +0000 UTC]

Aw man, he'd get SUCH a shock if ever Pearl actually DID smile in front of him. I'd bet he's terrifying to look at, smiling.

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FrankieVonDrake In reply to FrothingLizard [2012-04-28 22:33:07 +0000 UTC]

I can imagine a BROAD set of fangs and Sam taking back the whole smiling thing

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FrothingLizard In reply to FrankieVonDrake [2012-04-28 22:35:57 +0000 UTC]

Something like that - a face only a mother could learn...
And a gender-confused dog, but that's another story.

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FrankieVonDrake In reply to FrothingLizard [2012-04-28 22:39:35 +0000 UTC]

A story I need to know

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FrothingLizard In reply to FrankieVonDrake [2012-04-28 22:42:57 +0000 UTC]

Well, him and Lola dating before she got her operation... that's... mainly it...
I just tried to turn it and make it sound more mysterious and interesting than it actually was.

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FrankieVonDrake In reply to FrothingLizard [2012-04-28 22:44:57 +0000 UTC]

You know, you can always develop on it ... by drawing smut

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FrothingLizard In reply to FrankieVonDrake [2012-04-28 22:45:50 +0000 UTC]

Wai, oh my, now wai haven't I thought of that
To the drawing-board!

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FrankieVonDrake In reply to FrothingLizard [2012-04-28 22:51:24 +0000 UTC]

And my work here is done.

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slimthrowed [2012-04-27 23:43:09 +0000 UTC]

Damn, this is sharp! The colors are vivid and the designs and poses are pretty solid. Dig the expressions, too. Love it!

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roamingtigress [2012-04-27 05:01:23 +0000 UTC]

Awesome expressions are awesome.

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IndyHorizon [2012-04-25 15:31:12 +0000 UTC]

Goattees do have a place in the world, and that place is called awesome! I'm definitely feeling a connection with Nega Nando. If only Normalverse Fernando had one, then we'd be in business. Once again, great work here!

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FrothingLizard In reply to IndyHorizon [2012-04-25 21:47:06 +0000 UTC]

But goatees = evul.
It's been proven by Star Trek, Futurama, South park etc...

Not that I don't adore it! But they ARE evul

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IndyHorizon In reply to FrothingLizard [2012-04-25 21:52:37 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah, I forgot all about evil Spock! Man, now I'm gonna have to watch the first season of Star Trek. Wait, that means... I'm evil, NO!

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FrothingLizard In reply to IndyHorizon [2012-04-25 21:54:45 +0000 UTC]

YES!

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CeVarity [2012-04-24 19:48:42 +0000 UTC]

How...is it possible...Nando...HOTTER?!...Goatee = smexy cranked up to 11. XD And he is rocking the hell out of that pink shirt! Candy and Clyde would be PROUD, damn it!

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FrothingLizard In reply to CeVarity [2012-04-25 21:46:11 +0000 UTC]

AND THEY ARE! I'm glad they never meet - Clyde would get himself into SO much trouble... the deadly kind... if he ever was to meet nNando

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