HOME | DD
FunkyFish1991 — This Be Madness
Published: 2009-12-23 22:19:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 1101; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 27
Redirect to original
Description
Oh yes, if you don't know what this is please read the explanation before labelling me as a lunatic.After that, feel free to label me as such: it's mostly true
This is Round Four of an Art War between myself and *ThornQueen . The first three rounds are;
Told Ya I Would
When We Rule the World
Abusing Power is Fun
This is mostly a vessel for in-jokes between the two of us, with some "Star Trek" references thrown in for fun. (They're very obscure, so don't be thrown off if I turn out to be the only one who can see them ¬_¬ )
If you're wondering, the FATASS is the "Fish and Thorns Allied Super Soldiers", and will be our military establishment.
And hey, we've found a way to keep Sunstreaker calm
... For now.
All hail the strategically placed clipboard
Because I might as well, I'm using this war as a way to practice coloring and drawing
I've decided that I loathe drawing small faces. And adore sunsets 
Oh, and the plushie on the window is inspired by this piece of genius .
Enjoy, TQ!!
Queen of Thorns (c)
Queen of the Fish (c)
Sunstreaker & Sideswipe (c) HasTak
'Hamlet' & 'King Henry IV Part 1' (c) Shakespeare
Related content
Comments: 42
Where do we sign up? If you guys are the commanders of this it ought to be a fun conquering of the world.
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
... Okay, I admit I laughed like nuts when I saw Sunstreaker. He must be the only mech in the whole universe who can still enjoy his own reflection in the mirror when he's being chained to a wall, naked. I bet Sideswipe would really want to smack his brother if he could (and boy, you look great in this attire, Sides!)
Such a cute picture! This drawing just made my day~
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Come on now, wouldn't anyone enjoy that gorgeous body; nude and chained to a wall or not?
Oh, if only Sides wasn't hypnotized to the spot he'd probably be giving his brother the mother of all bitch-slaps 
Lol, well then I'm very glad it made you happy
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
OMG! 
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Lol, healthy or not, you may need these *hands box of tissues*
You're most welcome! I hope you enjoy your service as commander of the FATASS
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Thanks! *takes box* XD
Having never been a commander of anything, I'm loving the service so far. So long as the supply of beautiful, naked men is steady, I'll be serving diligently.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Oh, the perks of high-command positions far outweigh the paperwork and *hiss* responsibilities
I'm glad to hear all is well
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Mmm bring on the meat then! XD
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
Oh piss, if this is not the funniest thing to have come out of this art war, I don’t know what is. 
Oh, and yes, I have read the description and I still want to label you a lunatic. *gets out label maker* Prepare to be labelled like you’ve never been labelled before! HUZZAH!
There’s just so much to look at! I want to comment on EVERYTHING! 
First off, I have to say something about the colour- it’s all so bright and cheery and eye-catching~ 
You look absolutely gorgeous in the pic. Very in-command and professional, yet at the same time, you are working that blue suit like a model!
SylentNyte looks so epic in her hologram! Very neat how you slid her in there. 
OCTOPUS! The moment I saw the little guy on the window, it was a squee-fest!
And, of course, the quotes, the frying pan, and the To Do list are pure love! 
Let it now be said- WHOO-BOY, LOOK AT THOSE LEGS, SIDESWIPE~! WORK THAT TOGA, BOY! WORK IT! Black looks very good on him, and black togas even better.
And finally, oh finally, Sunstreaker. He is still naked, which makes me happy. He is ridiculously hot, which makes me happier. He is, for once, content, which is a relief. He’s content with staring at himself, which makes me laugh.
That clipboard, of course, is both a source of humour and consternation. DOWN WITH THE CLIPBOARD! No, serious, you can put it down now. ;_;
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Now why do this thing if it doesn't just get funnier, and funnier?
But labelling is evil! And I've already got the 'Uncontrollable Genius' stamp on ma forehead O,O
I had a checklist for this one
And for a creature such as yourself, for whom logic is strange, thinking logically remains strange and so your strangeness remains intact. Yay!
The new tagline for my art: eye-bleedingly colorful
You're either distracted by something shiny outside the window, or struck with inspiration
Silly SylentNyte. Maybe you could send her the link to your excerpt and be like 'OI! 'EY!'
The octopus was the last thing to get into this picture. What would the window be without it?
Shakespeare shares a special bond with you and I
TOGA!!! Black toga + shameless exploitation = love
Those are a delicacy - people kebabs with people burgers
Ah, that's what the button on your throne is for
You do not appreciate the clipboard?
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
*sigh* But that puts so much pressure on me to make a funny! What if I fail? 
Darn! You already have a label on your forehead? Then I'm just going to have to get creative and label you somewhere else... 
A checklist? Seriously? I don't know whether to laugh or think that's a great idea!
I like your strange way of thinking! If it allows me to keep my strangeness in tact, then I'm all for it!
lol~ That should be the warning that comes labeled on the back of them.
...I really, really want to go with 'struck by inspiration', simply because I've been currently writing my fingers off with the dose of inspiration I've been feeding off of. However, the shiny option is extremely plausible.
Best command team ever! 
You know, I could do that... We'll see what happens. ^^
The window would be so stark and empty without little octopus there to keep it company!
The three of us are on the same crazy wavelength.
*sigh* I accept your head-obscuring apology.
OMG! I KNEW those cuffs looked familiar! It all makes sense! Chippendales!
Ah, how wounderful- people meat is surely a favourite of the kingdom.
*gasp* Sunny's portable? That's awesome! Now all we have to do is make him travel-sized so he can go with us wherever we go!
I appreciate the great and awesome news you are most likely delivering to me from the clipboard, but it's presence sadly obscures Sunny's sunshine.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Oh yes, somewhere far more risque 
Of course it's a great idea. It's an idea of mine. For goldfish brains such as ours? Genius. The only downside is that I have to choose what's worth putting in and what isn't, and this pic in particular is edging towards cluttered ¬_¬
Everything is perspective!!! IT'S ALL RELATIVE. Even the strangeness!!!
Did you know that time literally passes slower in tandem with how fast you are moving? So if you travel to Pluto and back in an incredibly fast ship (like, faster than the speed of light sort of fast), only a decade or so will have passed for you, but almost a century will have gone by for Earth? You'll be in the future!! It is physcially possible! TIME TRAVEL FTW.
Unfortunately, that fact does throw something of a spanner into the works of most science fiction. Hyperdrive from Star Wars and warp speed from Star Trek to begin with
Perhaps something shiny outside the window struck you with inspiration?
If you do get to SylentNyte, let me know what she thinks
I would like a turquoise octopus if you please
When you go to Vegas, you're slapped in the face with Chippendales posters. I haven't been to it (I just turned 18, woman!!)... but the posters give almost the whole show away 
People meat is like our soylent green, only we don't bother disguising it
Travel sized 
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Ah, that puts me at ease, in a strange kind of way. I'm sure something shall come to me sooner or later, and hopefully it will be enjoyed for the hilarity. ^^
Not quite what I had in mind, but your ankle shall suffice... for now.
I don't think this pic looks cluttered at all! In fact, there's more room to stick stuff on the walls over there *points* and the floor *points more* and, of course, there is always the ceiling. ^_^
REALITY IS RELATIVE
Wow, I never knew that about the perils of traveling at light-speeds. That's frickin' awesome!
Hmmm, it's been known to happen.
I'll find some time to bug her. ^^
lol~ I'll put that on my list of things to do.
Makes me want to visit Vegas all the more.
So long as it's not pumped full of harmful chemicals, it sounds good to me. 8D
*sigh* Everyone would want one.
I've been picturing it gone ever since I first laid eyes on it.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
So, in the best sort of way
I know better than to ask
Lol, oh alright then. But when we start hanging things from the ceiling of our castle, perhaps it's time to invest in a LARGER one? Maybe one in a VERY BIG TREE? (That would be SO cool... 
If reality is relative, than it is a true abstract noun, and can never therefore really exist because it would find its base in a unified opinion or persepctive that mankind by its very nature can never possess. So... let's all be lunatics!!! You can't tell us it's all in our heads!! 8D
Yeah, so you'd better think twice before attempting it, shouldn't you
Oh, of that I have no doubt. Shiny things are epic. Like... I don't know... THIS ??? *dies a little bit inside*
The question is; should I bug you to bug her? I was once playing in the garden with my sister and our friends, who were three brothers, at a garden picnic/party. The eldest brother, the same age as me at 8 years old, found a whole bunch of worms, picked them up, and called to his dad on the patio, 'Dad! Look at all these worms! We can make a wormery!'. A few minutes later, the youngest brother, at age 5, found on the trunk of the willow tree a whole bunch of bugs, turned to his father (and the sixty or so guests milling around the place), and yelled, 'Daddy! Look at all the bugs I found! We can make a buggery!!'
Vegas does sound like your kind of place
Ah, we pump the rations for the sqirrely ones full of ritalin and the weedy ones get anabolic steriods 
We could make a fortune...
The tablet weeps at the lack of appreciation for its humorous contribution
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Insanity, indeed, often leads to hilarity.
Have you seen Avatar yet? That's the kind of tree we should live in- freaking massive!
Yay! We'll all be mad here!
*gasp* That is the shiniest thing yet! AND it bashes Twilight! It gets double points!
You could bug me to bug her, but that would work as well as trying to bother me by calling me names. You know how well that works.
It's my kind of place by ways of attractions, but in terms of peace, quiet, solitude, green-living, and being able to see the stars and keep my soul... not so much. -_- Great place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there. And the heat... I wouldn't be able to take that, especially not at midnight. x_x Awwwww, poor ducky.
I want mine organically fed!
Your tablette is a pansy. Tell the artist is always under-appriciated.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Huh, I was wondering if I'd ever replied to this comment, went to look, and turns out it must have been deleted by accident
I've read it now!
We're going to see it on Sunday! So, SO excited!!!
You were already all mad there, weren't you?
It's been printed off and stuck on the Board of Awesome in our art room
But didn't you say that constant repetition tends to bring results? As the poor hairdresser can testify?
Whatchu talkin' about? Peace and quiet can be found if you stay on the top floor of one of the hotels, solitude if you lock yourself in the bathroom, green living if you stay at the MGM Grand , and you can see the stars on TV! 8D Or in Planet Hollywood! [link] They turn the stars on at night 
Alright, we'll have specially bred and cared-for peons just for you.
It responded with a rude gesture ¬_¬ I apologize most profusely.
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
At least it's getting love now!
LOL~ I knew you'd get a kick out of that!
I really, really, really hope you'll like it! It's a stunning movie, in my opinion!
Yep, mad as a hatter.
I can only imagine what other interesting examples of artistry would be posted on that Board of Awesome...
Nah, I haven't bugged her yet. I keep forgetting, and when I remember, I tell myself next time, and then forget then next time.
The world is so much more interesting through the eyes of children.
...
That makes me feel better. 
;_;
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Lol, the vicious inbox cleaning was clearly a tad too vicious
The joys of becoming famous on the internet
Best. Movie. I've ever. Seen. At least in the top three. WOW. WOW. It was SO good!! Going to see it again on Saturday 
Ah, it's not so much artistry as internet crack
She still hasn't commented on the picture on her own?? Woman, go bug! It's an awful lot bigger. We did an experiment a little while ago in Biology where the short people were paired with tall people, and were put on stilts for the whole day to be as tall as their partner and see the world from their perspective, walking around together and doing all the same things. My partner was a boy who was 6'2", and it was bizarre being that tall
That one city probably contributes to at least 5% of global warming as caused by horrifying energy consumption. Just the lights at nighttime are mind-blowing
Easily pleased
Don't worry: it has been duly chastized. You just can't find good, polite office equipment anymore
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
...yes, the fact that we seem to be strangely similar mirror opposites may cause a little bit of a problem... O_o
But it's pretty good for uncoloured crack lineart and story! ;_; The art they have is so good! I think the Hatter is adorable!
OMG! I'm not the only one who cried!
lol~ Wallpapering with crack. Sounds like it would make some very interesting decor. XD
I don't think she's very much interested. *shrug* I'm not that concerned with it.
What a very odd experiment. :/ I can't imagine being that tall...
You can probably see the city from space, there's so much light pollution. >.<
Hound plushie!
Nope, politeness is sadly a rare quality nowadays. -__-
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
We shall just have to find some other sad peon to do our boring work for us
Yes, it most certainly is
Lol, nope; not the only one! The second time was even worse
Oh, and apparently "Avatar" is now the most popular film ever. Today I heard that it's surpassed "Titanic"
What better to stir the creative juices than a convenient wall of crack??
Aw, well then she's missing out.
It was a very odd teacher XD It was bad enough being that tall for one school day. There was so much more to think about that you could whack into. On the plus side, it was easier to push through crowds, cause people could actually see you
Yes, you can see it from space. The light on the top of the Luxor, in particular, is designed that way.
"From the top of the pyramid, which itself has 2256 of the resorts total of 4400 rooms, emits a huge laser that can be seen from the space shuttle. With the right weather conditions, the laser can also be seen from as far away as California when you are driving towards Las Vegas at night." Source. Better photo . I love that hotel, but that light... gas guzzler in the extreme.
You take good care of that plushie now, and it'll last you until you're an old, old lady and can't physically pry your fingers off of it
We have to make up for it! Be overly polite! 8D It'll annoy people
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
That's what peons were invented for
Hatter is the best!
Ever since the mini-series 'Alice' came out, the Hatter/Alice pairing has been canon. That was the best series ever! Like Tin Man, only billions better.
Hahahaha, it was only a matter of time before 'Avatar' surpassed 'Titanic'!
Um, maybe a spoon would stir the juices better?
I actually bugged her last night. Summed it up and said "hey, have you seen this yet?" and she danced and said she hadn't. XD
lol~ Never had the trouble of not being seen in crowds before. Must be difficult.
That is the worst waste of electricity and... and everything I have ever seen.
I shall love it until I die.
I don't know how to be polite on purpose!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
The peons have no purpose without the shameless useage!!
I had an odd and extremely random thought today. You know in "Beauty and the Beast" when they're singing 'Be Our Guest'? One of the lines Lumiere sings is; 'ten years we've been rusting, needing so much more than dusting'. But doesn't the prince have to find his true love before his 21st birthday? So are we to believe that the young man in the prologue stained glass sequence was 11 years old??
I have not heard of the mini-series 'Alice' 
Ah, it's not quite that impressive, apparently. "Avatar" is grossing the highest ever, but its ticket sales are only ranking at #26. And the income is probably due to the extortionate price they're charging for the 3D
Everybody loves the bonus features!!
Not these juices. They're highly caustic.
Yay!! She is no fool!
Oh yes, I forgot you were loud and emminently unmissable
But... so shiny?
Plushies always return the love they're given
Well then you're clearly in need of practice! Consider it a challenge to your extrovertion
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
They're like slinkies! Slinkies have no purpose but to be kicked down stairs to watch them fall!
...You know, I thought the same thing when I listened to the song. I think it may either be an oversight on the lyricist's part, or simply creative embellishment for the sake of the song. Who knows? Write Disney and ask them.
'Alice' is an amazing mini-series. It's a two-part storyline of two-hour long installments. It takes the basic idea of 'Alice in Wonderland' and bringing an amazing new... 'realistic' twist to it. I have no idea how to describe it. It's amazing. If you're interested, I found someone who has 'Alice' uploaded on YouTube- [link] If that catches your fancy, you might like to look up 'Tin Man' as well, which is a similar redux of 'The Wizard of OZ'
*sigh* Must you bring down the 'Avatar' high? Blasphemy, you naughty fish! Blasphemy.
I forgot, what juices as we talking about again?
Pfffft, all's done now. And she still hasn't commented. Guess she just looked at it
You poor thing- I really can't imagine being stepped on. That must suck. >.<
So is the moon and stars, and those are free.
Urgh, no thanks. I'll mind my P's and Q's, but I don't feel like acting like a fake. >.<
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Oh, the poor objectified slinkies
Maybe Lumiere is just being his dramatic French self
Hah, I know what I'm doing this weekend
But the news made me miserable!! You know what we've established about misery!!
I want to say 'creative juices', but considering who is discussing said juices, nothing is a given
Aw
It's degrading. And depending on where they tread, rather painful
Actually, there's a clause in every tax statement of every country on Earth dontaing a sliver of their income to the upkeep of the stars
Practicing politeness is a way of curbing rudeness, not being fake
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
They don't work for you? How strange... I've always gotten people and slinkies to work just fine when I push them down the stairs.
The French are known for being a bit overly-dramatic, aren't they? If you write Disney, you official become one of my heroes!
Hope you enjoy watching it!
Just looking for miserable company, eh? Well, now you got it. ;_;
Ah, creative juices, of course! And here I was getting creative thinking about what other juices it could be.
Um, no... It was a one-line comment saying that she liked it.
Awww, but that pretty much leaves you as the human welcome mat. ;_;
What an interesting tax that no one ever tells you about...
I didn't mean it for everyone, I mean certain forms of etiquette and me performing them- fake. There are some structures of Western etiquette- like crossing your legs the right way, folding your napkin, what fork to use at a fancy restaurant- that are absolutely ridiculous. -__-
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
You're clearly far more talented than I in the arena of pushing things down the stairs
As much fun as it would be to join the ranks of your heroes, I am far, far too lazy
Crap! I forgot!!
*pets head* It's not all bad. Despite all my points, "Avatar" is still something like $600,000,000 over "Titanic". I'm sure not ALL of it can be chalked up to higher ticket prices
I'll bet you were
Aw, but consider the content of the line. I do really think she liked it, just wasn't in the mood to do one of your (or my, for that matter
... I'm a welcoming person?
If they told you about it, wouldn't it make the stars just seem less magical?
Although if you think about it... those are the ones that only precious few people know anyway
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Hahahahaha, let's see if Amy is anything like a slinkie- useless and fun to push down stairs! 8D
It's not old! Sleeping Beauty and Snow White are old! Beauty and Beast are... like middle-aged. ;_;
*sigh* You're missing out.
Pomegranate juice!
You're very right, not many people are up to writing comments as long as we do. Go figure the whole world would be lazier than we are.
Sure, if that helps you sleep at night.
What makes giant balls of flaming gas magical? 8O
Different cans of worms, same can opener. -____-
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Man, is that where this whole conversation started? Little did we know it would come all the way around to me using my sister as said human slinkie
ARE YOU CALLING ME MIDDLE-AGED??? 
It was an accident 
Tomato and red pepper juice!!
What a singularly and utterly frightening thought
Come now, there's no point in getting all worked up about being short and difficult to see
Dude! GIANT BALLS OF FLAMING GAS!! Does it get any better? 8B
Technically, in this situation it's people playing the role of the worms, so there's really no avoiding the fallout ¬_¬
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
You mean she failed at being a good slinkie? I didn't think it was possible to fail at being useless and fun to push down stairs.
IF I AM, THEN I'M CALLING MYSELF OLDER-MIDDLE-AGED 
Bah, don't worry about it. It's not a big deal. You're just missing out on a life-changing experience. -__-
Brain juice!
Yes, we are just fine as we are. It's when we end up on tv due to our laziness that we know we're screwed up. >.<
Well, that kind of patience and understanding is what everyone needs, I guess. We'd have a lot less wars in the world, for one.
Nope, that's the best it will ever get.
There are places in the world that eat worms. That would fix some things 8D
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
She's quite the special bean
You're practically ELDERLY
Wow, I never realized it was that old 
Drama queen.
Miscellaneous bodily juices!! 8D
Screwed up? Or just the best in the world at what we do?
But without war America would never get any presidents elected grace a their militarily-funded election programmes!! 
Which is why there are so many of them, of course. To let us know that there is always more beauty to be discovered
Indeed it would
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
No, I accept that I can only be right MOST of the time.
I need to be put in an old folks' home ;_;
It's strange thinking of those classics as old- they're so timeless
Urgh, both the Little Mermaid and Hercules traumatized me as a kid. Ursula scared the ever living shit out of me, and when Hercules jumped into the River Styx and started to die, I flipped out. ;_; My faves are Beauty and the Beast and the Lion King
*Ahem* Thorn Queen, thank you very much
W00T!
That's a certain way to look at it, I suppose
I don't know about you, but I'd cope quite happily
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
At least you are aware in passing of your failings 
Just so long as you're not in diapers yet, you should be okay for a few more years
This is true. They're beautifully timeless
Oh hell, both of those bits were utterly traumatizing
Picky picky picky. I see no difference.
*hides miscellaneous bodily fluids from discovery*
That's the ONLY way to look at it, man!
Most definitely
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Yep, I am vaguely aware that they exist, but in amongst all this awesome perfection, they are hard to spot.
Urgh, I don't ever want to be in diapers again. Diaper rash is murder x__x
Now if only Disney could get out of the past and stop using employing middle-men who employ manufactures who use slavery to make Disney products. If they ever cleaned that act up, they'd damn well be near-perfect ;__;
*shudder* I don't think I got quite that far in the movie... I remember Ariel's dad getting turned into black seaweedy stuff, but everything after that is blurry. I think the terror was too great and everything got supressed
See, we are so on the same wavelengths that even our movie tastes are similar!
You may not see a difference, but I percieve a slight one. *huff*
But if you hide them, I'm going to have to [strip] search you for them!
Hmmmmm, I guess it all depends, really... There'd be good and bad mixed in there, I think
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
yes you did another drawing! I have to admitt that this "war" amuses me greatly 
Who's brilliant idea was the mirror for the naked Sunflower to admire himself? Love it^^
Hmm, Sides isn't chained or glued to the floor, now how do you keep him calm and obedient? You girls have alot up your sleeves (if you had any
More soon please (----> goes to bug TQ
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Oh, the war is fairly amusing to all concerned
Saucepan is inspired by real-life brother-supression techniques, and where would the fun be in giving away the whole game?
I've based SylentNyte's dress on TQ's design for her that corresponds to the ones we're wearing.
Heh, I can't do any more until she does
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Haha indeed, Sunny is alot like Narcissus. Oh TQ's hypnotism, that's new. Then you can make Sides do all sorts of things, hmm interesting
I'll have to go and see SylentNytes dress at TQ then
Darn, then I really hope TQ will make a new piece soon
Oh I forgot to tell you, your placing of all the things and the depth of the room is really amazing, and I love how you always draw with a lot of colour! Nothing boring to look at here, no no. ^^
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
He is indeed. He's even rather tragic, like Narcissis is/was
Actually, hypnotism made its appearance in TQ's "Abusing Power is Fun", so I can't claim that one
Aw, that is so sweet of you to say
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Oh yes, I checked TQ's "Abusing Power is Fun" and there's hypnotism
Ooo, naughty naughty (can't say that I didn't think things as well *cough cough*)
Lots of colour is good, and you're multicoloured sooo you're great
I just have to tell you, I read TQ's last chapter and since you're a close friend of hers, you HAVE to make her write a happy ending for Jazz and Prowl! That was one hell of a chapter! my tears never seemed to end.. Just had to tell you
Happy colouring!
👍: 0 ⏩: 0
I know nothing, but it still amused me greatly
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Have you read through the others? It explains a little... but yeah, most of this requires being her or me
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Not really. Time issues. Speaking of which, I'm about to keel over thanks to the heat, so MERRY CHRISTMAS!! And off I go to shower =]
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
It's past midnight and you're going off to shower?
Go read them, gosling; they're funny
👍: 0 ⏩: 0