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Description Ha, hello everyone I just got done watching the trailer for Halo Reach [link] (Go watch it now!) and it looked awesome. In fact even this emo spartan looked quite awesome as well. It was just how he was sharpening the blade that made him look like a cutter. Especially since he looks up in surprise, like he was caught or something. That and the whole, I carved a skull into my helmet cause im all cool and emo like that, look how sullen I am sitting in a dark corner with my knife. So yeah, that's where the idea came from.

Anyway I am really looking forward to this game. Woohoo!

This is a work of parody, I claim no rights to Halo Reach or emo spartan man. Halo Reach and emo spartan man are all idealogical properties belonging to Bungie and Microsoft.
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Comments: 424

smilesrobotlover [2017-09-04 02:54:40 +0000 UTC]

Oh my gosh
It's so true XD

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batcena [2017-06-21 06:26:19 +0000 UTC]

Look I know this is from years back.but I must say.would't you like a skull on your visor?it would definitely be badass

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werelightshine [2016-04-11 02:01:32 +0000 UTC]

He's sharpening it. Dingy.

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abdamit [2015-06-12 11:03:25 +0000 UTC]

stupidity level over 9000

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dragonlord573 [2015-03-25 22:28:22 +0000 UTC]

i always thought he was just sharpening his knife, now i can't get this out of my head.

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SCOURGEOFWAR [2014-06-17 03:05:14 +0000 UTC]

Wow just wow ... Your a jerk. I'd like to see you try to fight Emile. 

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AvengersApprentice [2014-05-21 04:07:14 +0000 UTC]

Not fucking cool

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SettledICEMAN [2013-11-25 22:15:04 +0000 UTC]

lolz I love this XD

 

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Jeffthekillerfan56 [2013-06-26 14:13:05 +0000 UTC]

...this's just..wrong..but..why am I staring at it thinking"..wow..is this me...I'm an idiot.."

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datmontague [2013-06-22 11:12:07 +0000 UTC]

They took it from gost

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magshi [2013-06-02 04:44:46 +0000 UTC]

Okay.... Lets get one thing straight... Emile (the spartan pictured) IS NOT EMO!! He was using his knife to engrave his shoulder pad!

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transformersfan482 In reply to magshi [2015-07-10 05:58:59 +0000 UTC]

Yes everyone knows. Its just in this picture it looks like hes about to.

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TigerDoesMC [2013-05-25 23:57:00 +0000 UTC]

emiles the best i love how he dies

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Epicman08 [2013-05-13 11:00:47 +0000 UTC]

lol i can really tell he,s a emo

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simmons1101 [2013-01-30 21:35:03 +0000 UTC]

Cause he wouldn't use that knife to....I dunno...ambush Covenant or anything...

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Galactusworldeater In reply to simmons1101 [2013-04-02 20:17:53 +0000 UTC]

Never bring a knife to a plasma cannon fight

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blazewing217 In reply to Galactusworldeater [2013-04-03 00:34:10 +0000 UTC]

unless you're Emile in which case a knife works just as well

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Yopel5 [2013-01-24 17:54:18 +0000 UTC]

cut for beiber XD

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Galactusworldeater In reply to Yopel5 [2013-04-02 20:18:08 +0000 UTC]

Oh God why

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Yopel5 In reply to Galactusworldeater [2013-04-03 07:18:49 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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Rannok [2013-01-19 03:31:28 +0000 UTC]

whats wrong with his helet
the carving seems
stupid

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Galactusworldeater In reply to Rannok [2013-04-02 20:18:32 +0000 UTC]

Its cause he is a scary spartan!

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Rannok In reply to Galactusworldeater [2013-04-03 01:51:24 +0000 UTC]

D:
but like
its
chromeyer
than the final ingame model

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awesomeclone [2013-01-16 00:31:03 +0000 UTC]

Emile is my favorite spartan besides Master Chief!

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theunknownemo [2013-01-13 17:11:36 +0000 UTC]

i hope karma gets you for making fun of emos

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Galactusworldeater In reply to theunknownemo [2013-04-02 20:06:08 +0000 UTC]

Well she is my favorite League of Legends character ^__^

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theunknownemo In reply to Galactusworldeater [2013-04-04 08:54:00 +0000 UTC]

ow oke

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Spartangirl118 [2012-12-20 03:31:37 +0000 UTC]

He's Noble 4, in other words that's Emile. And he's bad-ass!

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spiritgh0st [2012-11-27 15:33:50 +0000 UTC]

I know this is an old pic but He struck me more as a power house in the Trailer....

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imapothead [2012-10-16 17:06:25 +0000 UTC]

yay emos are welcome as spartans now

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Blackwind06 [2012-10-14 05:44:00 +0000 UTC]

awesome

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xXxSp4rtyxXx [2012-09-29 12:01:30 +0000 UTC]

And THAT my friends, is funn!

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Galactusworldeater In reply to xXxSp4rtyxXx [2013-04-02 20:17:09 +0000 UTC]

F is for fires that burn down the city
U is for Uranium...Bombs!
N is for NO SURRVIIIVORS!
Down here in the deep blue sea

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Rogue343 [2012-09-24 22:37:46 +0000 UTC]

Haha, funny, Emile's cool.

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Galactusworldeater In reply to Rogue343 [2013-04-02 20:15:54 +0000 UTC]

That he is, that he is

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Rogue343 In reply to Galactusworldeater [2013-04-02 22:03:01 +0000 UTC]

yus!

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Demanus [2012-09-04 05:34:03 +0000 UTC]

You know that the sad part about this is? I took a quiz somewhere taht drew you as a spartan. I had 6 knives and was holding a Shotgun. And a partan laser.

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TurtleAnxietySeaWing [2012-08-03 04:55:08 +0000 UTC]

OMG LMFAO!!!!!

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Corvo-Attano-117 [2012-07-27 21:13:00 +0000 UTC]

HES MY FAVORITE CHARACTER X3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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JIMMYtheINSANEteen [2012-07-01 14:20:26 +0000 UTC]

I just noticed this while watching TobyGames xDD

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SMDWolfAlex [2012-06-14 01:20:49 +0000 UTC]

EMILE!!!<3

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Bsingh11 [2012-06-12 15:57:09 +0000 UTC]

That Emo Spartan is Emile.

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Galactusworldeater In reply to Bsingh11 [2013-04-02 20:15:20 +0000 UTC]

Funny how I got the first two letters correct though right?

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KCWOLFIE13 [2012-06-07 20:17:42 +0000 UTC]

I love Emile. Yurr picture rocks.

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Galactusworldeater In reply to KCWOLFIE13 [2013-04-02 20:14:49 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, bows

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SM51 [2012-06-01 15:03:58 +0000 UTC]

Emile is the best character in that game imo. Too bad he died...

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Galactusworldeater In reply to SM51 [2013-04-02 20:14:36 +0000 UTC]

We all go in the end.

I did love the ending where you fight just as long as possible. To this day a small hope lives in my heart that someone out there is still fighting, refusing to go down, searching for an easter egg for having made it long enough.

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SM51 In reply to Galactusworldeater [2013-04-02 20:26:42 +0000 UTC]

I remember surviving for nearly 25 minutes. I had nothing but Zealots and Field Commanders coming after me. It was fun.

I wonder what the longest anyone has survived...

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Sniper0092 [2012-05-02 01:36:15 +0000 UTC]

a hacker is on DA, he/she deletes accounts D:
FOR THE GOOD OF YOUR DA ACCOUNT PLEASE READ THIS!!!!!!!!

OK, so many of you have heard this already, but there's a hacker going around on DA, he's getting into peoples accounts, and even worse, he deactivates them completely. There is a way to avoid this though, if you ever get an email from nobody@Da.com or something like that, asking you to change your passwords, don't do it, it's a trick to get your account hacked, just delete the email as soon as possible.

and now onto worse matters, below is a message (from microsoft I believe) that is warning people of a massive hacker, and the steps you need to take to stop him from getting you. I would like to thank for getting this info.

IF A PERSON CALLED SIMON ASHTON ( SIMON25@HOTMAIL.CO.UK ) CONTACTS YOU THROUGH EMAIL DON'T OPEN THE MESSAGE. DELETE IT BECAUSE HE IS A HACKER!!

TELL EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST BECAUSE IF SOMEBODY ON YOUR LIST ADDS HIM THEN YOU WILL GET HIM ON YOUR LIST. HE WILL FIGURE OUT YOUR ID COMPUTER ADDRESS, SO COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE EVEN IF YOU DON'T CARE FOR THEM AND FAST BECAUSE IF HE HACKS THEIR EMAIL HE HACKS YOUR MAIL TOO!!!!!...

Anyone using Internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning, Direct from both Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet. You may receive an apparently harmless e-mail titled 'Mail Server Report'

If you open either file, a message will appear on your screen saying: 'It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful.'

Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC,

And the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password.

This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the anti virus software's are not capable of destroying it .

The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself 'life owner'..

PLEASE SEND A COPY OF THIS TO ALL''!




COPY THIS IN YOUR JOURNAL SO YOUR WATCHERS KNOW THAT

PLEASE HEED THIS WARNING!!!!!

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lashghost12 [2012-04-11 17:16:50 +0000 UTC]

He is black.

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