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GatorArt27 — Skyrim: Kill Paarthunax??!!!! [NSFW]

Published: 2012-02-20 06:00:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 5542; Favourites: 81; Downloads: 7
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Description Yes, a comic for my most loathed quest: kill Paarthunax (thank god you can skip this quest!)

I obviously side with Paarthunax because if it between an awesome dragon, who is voiced by Mario, btw, which makes him the coolest dragon ever!!!!!! (sorry Spyro ) and two shitty nords who only give you heavy ass armor, a sword with a decent enchantment for elder dragons, but you can steal that and the armor, and a useless potion. And don't get me started with the blade recruits! I love the idea of fighting dragon with three, or four if you have someone following you, of your followers, but they are ONLY used for dragon battles, they don't follow you around Skyrim, which sucks!!!

phew sorry about the rant! I never cussed that much, or at all in my description. well anyways, the reason why they both have really dumb facial expressions is because I originally drew them with serious expression, but I hated how Esbern is just standing there contributing nothing, so for him to contribute to the comic, i gave him that facial expression, then i gave Delphine it too cause I hate that bitch!!!

people who sided with Paarthunax, hope you get a good kick out of this!! and everyone else too!^^
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Comments: 103

TheFutureThePast [2014-04-02 22:40:02 +0000 UTC]

Paarthunax is overrated

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LonnieRohn In reply to TheFutureThePast [2015-04-10 04:37:08 +0000 UTC]

your overrated for saying that too

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female-thebleen12 [2014-02-19 18:00:27 +0000 UTC]

hmmmmmmm paarthunax who's done so much to help or these two assholes?

 

easy choice

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jc-starstorm [2014-02-06 22:56:13 +0000 UTC]

Team Rocket Blasts Off Again!

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Chinawow [2013-12-14 12:08:42 +0000 UTC]

Best shout everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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Caaros [2013-11-08 00:36:07 +0000 UTC]

Hey! Esbern is awesome. He's just rule-abiding as well. We just need to find a loophole on the Blade's Rule Book. *Stabs it with sword* Found one!

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lizarfan1 [2013-10-20 19:44:15 +0000 UTC]

Did you trully killed them, best desicion you can make in skyrim.

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GatorArt27 In reply to lizarfan1 [2013-10-28 05:18:05 +0000 UTC]

lol true.  I did not kill them, though.  I just ignored them after the Main Quest.

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lizarfan1 In reply to GatorArt27 [2013-10-28 20:59:42 +0000 UTC]

That's what I'll do, there is a mod to kill them if you're interested thoug.

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Gwestioo77 [2013-09-10 20:43:33 +0000 UTC]

I will side with that dragon.

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chocomax45 [2013-08-21 13:26:56 +0000 UTC]

I smashed Esbern's head with a warhammer when he told me that, then i casted a paralyzed spell of Delphine, then i ran rollicking like a boss.

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Marksman104 [2013-07-23 22:16:58 +0000 UTC]

I never liked the Blades in Skyrim after I killed Alduin. I almost wanted to kill Esbern and the other one in the temple with the Dragonwall. Still this is pretty funny XD

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soyersoldier [2013-07-01 11:22:17 +0000 UTC]

I did the opposite, but I didn't like having to kill a Paarthunax.

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Dragonhero51 [2013-05-23 04:25:50 +0000 UTC]

Bloody Bethesda why would you do this why I mean the only dragon that you doesn't attack you on site helps you and later you have to kill him wtf Bethesda

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gnhtd [2013-02-26 23:10:37 +0000 UTC]

When I got this quest, I just thought "Fuck the blades !". "Team Dickhead" really fits them XD.
Even after 707 hours in skyrim, I've never gone past that quest ^^.

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GatorArt27 In reply to gnhtd [2013-03-01 06:04:12 +0000 UTC]

same here. If it was a choice between the Greybeards and Paarthunax four Nords and an awesome dragon trying to help you master the voice or the Blades, two idiots who see you nothing more than a tool, I'd choose the Paarthunax and the Greybeards.

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SonicDude87 [2013-02-23 07:51:29 +0000 UTC]

Delphine and Esbern ticked me off by practically commanding me to kill such an awesome old dragon. So I broke my character's stiff moral codes, snuck back into Sky Haven Temple and made off with EVERYTHING. They have no weapons of any kind, no pelts, heck not even a wooden bowl is left in the place. Would've stole their equipped goods as well but my character doesn't have the perk to do so.

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Crescendolls187 [2013-02-22 15:44:37 +0000 UTC]

Used to have second thoughts for Paarthunax but in the end i still murder him and suck that goody soul of his for my own use mostly because i already got all the Word Walls in Skyrim and those Greybeards pretty much useless to me now, im having more fun hunting down dragons with my Blades buddies.

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TenthDoctor34 [2013-02-17 11:46:55 +0000 UTC]

ehhh yea i hated this quest XD lol Paarthurnax is awesome. lol love last panel XD

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LunaticEsper [2013-02-14 00:45:58 +0000 UTC]

Lol I did get a kick outta this
I liked the blades until they told me to do the same thing

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crescentwolf01 [2013-02-05 21:10:00 +0000 UTC]

I hope that one day Bethesda will answer my wish where you bring Delphine and Esbern to the throat of the world and Paarthunax talks to them saying the same that he said to ur chracter 'what is better to be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?' then they'd say oh ok and all would be forgiven or another quest instead of killing Paarthunax you could choose to sell Delphine and Esbern out to the Thalmor.

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Herokiller12344 [2013-02-01 13:34:31 +0000 UTC]

IThe thing is, I like the Blades. So why do I have to kill one of the best characters?

We're all trying to fight Alduin aren't we?

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Spinogrl2000 [2013-01-29 21:43:20 +0000 UTC]

Ironic part: Didn't Paarthunax create the Blades???

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Flakith [2013-01-05 15:59:43 +0000 UTC]

Marry me O_O!

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CoreyAMurray [2012-12-12 07:41:18 +0000 UTC]

Paarthurnax is voiced by Charles Martinet? That's the first I ever heard of it!

(BTW, did you know Jim Cummings voices a character in Skyrim, too?)

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LunaticEsper In reply to CoreyAMurray [2013-02-14 00:44:35 +0000 UTC]

Which character does he voice?

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CoreyAMurray In reply to LunaticEsper [2013-02-14 03:44:43 +0000 UTC]

i dunno

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Uryalgreycut [2012-11-12 15:44:27 +0000 UTC]

I was given that mission and it made me think.
Of course, Paarthunax was bad. But he WAS.
Anybody can get the redemption and forgiveness.

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ReasonableRobot [2012-11-06 00:29:41 +0000 UTC]

i noticed none of you actually take the legitimate issues into consideration.
paarthurnax admits his crimes AND his temptation to return to his old ways. however his wisdom and humility are admirable, and he proves to be fairly helpful against Alduin. he betrayed his own brother to help those who hated his kind, with good reason mind you, but that still takes a strong heart to take a risk like that

the blades are a society started by the akaviri warriors to end the rein of the dragons and serve the will of the imperial bloodline. paarthurnax, to the blades, is a safety risk to all of tamriel and possibly all of nirn. not only that, he was alduin's second in command. clearly he earned alduin's trust through actions alduin applauded. probably cruel and terrible actions.
the idea of divine justice is usually final. and in the eyes of most, such a creature would indeed deserve to pay for their crimes.
i personally like paarthurnax and admire his wisdom and conviction, but i do not condemn the blades for there cautious attitudes.
those of you that are just like "ARG HE R TEH FRAKKIN NYSE DARGUNZ, FAK DA BLAYDEZZZZ" are fucking numbskulls with dracophilia. you probably like those thalmor bastards just because the nords are "racist"
cry me a river, wont you?

those of you that put careful thought into your consideration, i'm sorry that you're surrounded by 15 year old anime fiends....

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mecha44 [2012-10-26 17:46:59 +0000 UTC]

im more of a equal opportunity killer if you have something i want youre going to die

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6Tiragon9 [2012-10-03 01:13:07 +0000 UTC]

Derpnie is Breton.
But anyway, I wish there was an option to kick em outta the sanctuary :<

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TheSonicGeek [2012-09-20 16:14:09 +0000 UTC]

Right on. Similar reason why i always side with the Stormcloaks. Those imperial assholes decide to execute you even though you didn't do anything.

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iwannasetstuffonfire [2012-08-21 13:30:22 +0000 UTC]

Paarthunax is my drinking buddy! I could never kill him!

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WimblesTheCreator [2012-07-23 21:23:54 +0000 UTC]

I just can't decide, Charles Martinet voices Paarthurnax but Esbern is voiced by Max Von Sydow. Mario or Vigo the Carpathian? So hard to choose.

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xxcomedyxx [2012-07-06 00:14:29 +0000 UTC]

I just use the console command on pc to skip the quest to avoid any hate.

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IanDragonLover [2012-06-15 17:01:42 +0000 UTC]

A-men ._.

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dayle14 [2012-06-07 13:58:26 +0000 UTC]

i did that quest.... and i've regretted it since, in fact i'm never going back to Sky Haven again

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ZaeedMassani [2012-06-04 11:44:14 +0000 UTC]

*Sparkle*

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LizbethLizard [2012-05-28 18:42:47 +0000 UTC]

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The-Argonian [2012-05-19 01:39:22 +0000 UTC]

Paarthunax is my friend. I do not kill my friends.

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Zorua649 [2012-04-23 04:24:44 +0000 UTC]

Delphine. is. a. BRETON!!!!!!!!

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E-tacha [2012-04-07 02:04:15 +0000 UTC]

I see you were wearing a steel armor, same as my current one. That shit is badass.

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V-drift [2012-03-11 20:01:10 +0000 UTC]

lol Inspired by Team Rocket's "blasting of again"? Anyways, this one was very creative!

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4cross7he5ky [2012-03-10 04:04:45 +0000 UTC]

First time I couldn't kill Paarthurnax... He reminded me too much of Optimus Prime.
It was kind of awkward at the end with his skeleton still jumping around...

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DaBlackX [2012-03-01 22:10:30 +0000 UTC]

I just got to this point and even though I didn't want to kill Paarthunax, I still saved right after Alduin so I can at least see what the 3 options were. Even though I like ol' man Esbern (and his "Angry Derp Face" here), Delphine is just made of bitch and I was hoping that she would be the a betrayer. All so I'd get a quest to kill JUST her. But it doesn't seem that way.

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supremeoverload [2012-02-26 13:44:02 +0000 UTC]

oddly enough when i tried to stop the quest by talking to esbern in the blades hideout he just kept repeating the same thing -any suggestions on how i stop this quest WITHOUT killing paarthunax

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GatorArt27 In reply to supremeoverload [2012-02-26 19:15:30 +0000 UTC]

yeah I tried doing the same. I tried telling the greybeards that I won't kill him and talking to Paarthunax (he won't attack unless you attack him first), then I tried going back to Esbern, but he says the same thing. so, I'm just ignoring the quest for now.

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supremeoverload In reply to GatorArt27 [2012-02-26 19:19:48 +0000 UTC]

so am i but completeing it -thats tricky.

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Shadyserpent269 [2012-02-24 01:09:38 +0000 UTC]

A friend of mine killed paarthanax for the blades quests. Dragon give you money anyway so i see no point in joining them.

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skyethehegehog [2012-02-23 01:13:33 +0000 UTC]

I couldent stand the idea of betraying Parthanax! D< hes awsome!

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