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Gemkio — BatBoys Comic idea 2: Superman and Batman
Published: 2012-07-15 22:34:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 2046; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 25
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Clark Kent, Superman
Clark Kent is Superman. Everyone knows this. Clark seems to think no one does, though. Except Metropolis. No one seems to be able to connect the dots. Something happens to anyone who tries. Anyone who tries to speak it is abruptly interrupted in some way, whether fatal or not. The rest of the world doesn’t understand. Clark hates no one. Except maybe Luthor. He dislikes Luthor. Luthor’s an ass. Luthor buys Conner lots of nice things. Clark thinks Kon must like Luthor better. Clark sad faces and cries to Bruce. ;A; ububububu He constantly competes with Luthor for Kon’s love. HE WILL BE THE FUN DAD, DAMN IT. nuuuuuuu
Bruce Wayne, Batman
HIS PARENTS ARE DEEEEAADDD. HE IS AN ORPHAAAAN. NO ONE UNDERSTAAAANDS. IDENTITY IS EVERYTHIIIINNGG. HIS HEAD IS SQUAAAARRREE. WHY IS HEAD SQUAAAARRREEE? NO HUGS, DIIICCCK. NO HUGS, ONLY JUSTIIICCEEE. Also, his identity is never known. As Batman, it is hidden by the cowl. As Bruce Wayne, he pulls a Miss Bellum and either has his head cut off or only the back of it is seen. Something always hides his face. If his cowl is removed, something always appears. The item is always random. Paperbag, ski mask, Groucho Marx glasses; it varies. SECRET IDENTITY! It’s a condition. A secret condition. Not really.
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Only the Robins, the batgirls, and the supers know. Maybe the wonder's know.
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Bruce also has this habit of treating ALL his children as if they're ten.
and Alfred is an omniscient omnipotent invisible voice
hehe
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*snicker-snorts* oh my gosh yes that's perfect bby XD
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xD *bows* thank you.
"Dick did you finish your homework?"
"What are you talking about, Bruce? I don't have--"
"No patrolling until your homework is done, young man."
"But Bruce-- I'm twenty four--"
"Why can't you just do your homework like Tim? *sighs*"
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You're welcome~ But yes, oh my gosh. XD Poor Dick.
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Jason gets it worse because he's never home by curfew and cusses and smart mouths Bruce. XD
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klsahgsldkghsdlgh YES
AND IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE JASON NEVER COMES HOME
HE'S PERPETUALLY LATE FOR CURFEW
AND BRUCE NEVER SEEMS TO CATCH ON XD OTL
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lol Like both, but love what you are doing with Batman. Good work.
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You're welcome. I really am loving all these pictures. They are cute.
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Well good. Keep them coming. You planning on doing most of your artwork in this style?
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I think so. >w< I really like this art style.
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Well Clark's home planet was destroyed but you don't hear him whining about it.
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According to Bruce:
IT ISN'T THE SAAAAAMMMEEEE
CLARK DIDN'T GROW UP THERE
*whine whine*
*bitch bitch*
I'M AN ORPHAN YOU KNOW
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*sigh* Batman you think you're the only hero who had it hard come on quit kidding yourself. I mean come on look at your apprentice Nightwing he's an orphan too or your Marvel counterparts Black Panther who saw his father murdered before his eyes or Captain America who's been frozen for 60+ years meaning everyone he knew and love is dead(except Bucky). Then there's Blade who's been cursed since the day he was born and fights his vampiric urges everyday.
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