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Mutant-blooded-Troll [2016-04-25 23:40:55 +0000 UTC]
why does Timeman remind me of Tony the talking clock and Sasori of the Red Sand.
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Mister-Cote [2007-06-12 02:21:34 +0000 UTC]
SQUGGLEVISION!!!
Now I image Meg...uh, Rock and Timeman are having a retroscripted conversation about their anxieties in which they are continually interrupting one another.
Timeman: What were you saying?
Rock: Can we move the flowers?
Timeman: Before that.
Rock: This meatloaf is dry.
Timeman: Before that.
Rock: This is *meatloaf*?
Timeman: Before that.
Rock: This fish is dry.
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Mister-Cote In reply to General-RADIX [2007-06-13 23:10:34 +0000 UTC]
(Standing in the "Corner", enduring punishment time)
R: So, like, why are you so irritable lately?
T: I can't sleep, I have insomnia.
R: What's that?
T: You don't know what insomnia is?
R: No.
T: It's when you can't sleep.
R: Did you try lying on your bed and, you know, having your eyes closed and just relaxing?
T: Oh, that's genius Rock. What a great idea. Let me write that down. So you're saying what I have to do to fall asleep, is go to sleep. Right? Is that what you're saying, Rock? Good. 'Cause it's brilliant! You should write a book! You should give seminars, all right, you'll make millions of dollars! Attention all insomniacs, all you have to do to fall asleep, IS LIE IN YOUR BED!!!!
R: All right! Geez, I was just trying to help.
T: I'm sorry, Rock, I didn't mean to snap at you, all right? It's just that I haven't slept in four nights, all right? Then I've got you peeping in my ear about the goddam flowers.
R: I'm just trying to help.
T: Like every other woman in my life!
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General-RADIX In reply to Mister-Cote [2007-06-14 00:49:55 +0000 UTC]
R: HEY! I know my voice is high-pitched, but that doesn't automatically make me a girl! I mean, look at Elecman--he's got a semi-girly voice and he's manlier than YOU could ever hope to be!!
T: At least I don't shock myself every time I take a whizz!
R: ...I think that's how you masturbate.
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Mister-Cote In reply to General-RADIX [2007-06-15 14:47:31 +0000 UTC]
Elecman : "Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with my one true love."
Rock "Wha...?"
Elecman: "I mean, come on... Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a decent substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work."
Timeman: "How the hell long have you been standing there?!?"
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General-RADIX In reply to Mister-Cote [2007-06-15 15:37:29 +0000 UTC]
E: The whole time.
T: The whole time what?!
E: The whole time you and Rock have been yelling at each other.
R: ...;_;
T: Go away!!
E: Oh, so I'm no longer welcome?
T: Creepy masturbating freak.
R: *burts out bawling*
T: OH SHUT UP!!
E: *clamps hands over ears and leaves*
T: ...
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RGB64 In reply to General-RADIX [2008-07-20 22:24:41 +0000 UTC]
?: Bombs? *throws one at Time and one at Rock*
T: ROCKMAN! DID YOU THROW A HYPER BOMB AT ME AGAIN?
R: It wasn't me, honest!
T: THEN WHO WAS IT?
B: Over here!
T and R: Bombman?
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Banzaiman1337 In reply to RGB64 [2009-03-20 01:36:54 +0000 UTC]
B:....What? I can't throw a bomb at you guys? Not even a TINY little one?!
R and T: NO.
B: Aww man....
R: You get to throw bombs at 4 o' clock, when I fight you.
B: Oh yeah.... So, hows life?
R: Fine....fine.... *picks up the hyper bomb and throws it at Bombman*
R: Uh Timeman?
T: Don't tell me, you she-man! You want to talk about the flowers again like a-
R: No, no, no. I'm trying to tell you that it's a good idea to hit the deck.
T: Why do you say that?!
R: Uh....*points to hyper bomb*
T: Ooooh....Well, I know that's not there. I'm dreaming right now! There's no absolute way this is real! Now, what were you saying about the flowers?
R: Uh, this is a dream?
T: Yes!
R: Positive?!
T: Yes!
R: Well, in that case, whats THAT?! *Points to Hyper Bomb....yet again....*
T: Oh, that's a hyper bomb!....Wait....this is real, right?
B: Uh guys, why did you give me a bomb?
T and R: Time to run....
B: Oh look! It says zero- *Kershplode*
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