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Published: 2015-01-04 00:03:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 251; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 0
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Hey, guys!
General Potiti here again, with the second-to-last pic of the Lego Outcasts, as part of my Lego Superhero pic series This is Stuntman, the biggest daredevil of the Outcasts. Wanna know more? Like all the other ones, comment XDAdd me to D-Watch, fave and comment if you like it, and stay tuned for more awesomeness to come
Enjoy! ^^General Potiti, OUT! XD
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"I need to take a shit" face XD
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No it's not XD At least, it's not supposed to be
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Looks like it, I like it!
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You like shitfaces? X'D But Stuntman has a serious face, not a shitface XD
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Nope, serious faceΒ = NOT shit face XD
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No, not same shit XD
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NOT THE FUCKING SAME SHIT XD
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Different shit
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Ok ,let's do something!
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Great idea, the majority of my message box is just smiley spam from you XD RP AGAIN??
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YEAH!!
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There once was a shit named Shitty McShittington, and he... wait that seems familiar...
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XD Come on, dude, not the toilet crap again X'D
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Think of a different start
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OK, can I start?
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Go ahead, man!
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(Thanks)Β
*Inside a bar, full of thugs, bandits and dealers on G-3-B*
Sqeak: *sits down on a chair on the bar*
Bartender: What do you want, Sir?
Sqeak: Hmm... just water, please!
Bartender: OK *gives Sqeak a glass of water* Here you are!
Sqeak: Thank you! *takes a sip of water*
*A tall man covered with a cloak comes inside the bar and sits in the empty corner Sqeak*
Sqeak: *Looks at a holographic poster he carries with him, on the poster there is a portrait of an alien Mafia Boss, named Gerzel Hurgon, the G-3-B government has been searching for him for a while, for the crimes he has done*
Sqeak: Excuse me, Mister Bartender, do you know where I can find this guy? *shows him the poster*
Bartender: Ugh... *moves away from Sqeak and whispers* Get that thing away, you're gonna get all of us killed, I just want a clean business, you shouldn't be messing with this guy, those people there in that corner are his people, if you want to get yourself killed go on, but just don't tell then I told you! OK?
Sqeak: OK... *drinks more water and goes to the thugs in the corner* Hello, gentlemen, how are you all doing today?
Thug 1: Screw outta here, kid! Mind your own business!
Thug 2: *Silently gets behind Sqeak and reveals a knife*
Sqeak: Well, gentlemen, I'll be leaving you!
Thug 2: *prepares to stab Sqeak*
Tall guy with the cloak: *Throws a rock he had picked up on the street at the Thug*
Sqeak: Huh? *turns around jumps away from the Thug*
Thug 2: Β Ugh...!
Thug 3: Get him!
*They all get out knives and guns*
Sqeak: OK, gentlemen, let's fight! *get's out beamsaber*
Thug 1: *Shoots at him*
Sqeak: *Deflects like a boss* Haha! *battles them, cuts there guns and weapons*
Thug 4: Shit! Run! *they start escaping*
Sqeak: Yeah, run!
Gerzel Hurgon: Well, well, well, you fuckin' coppers started coming inside my places, and fighting my people now, eh!?
SqeaK: *turns around* You've done a lot of crimes, you need to pay!
Gerzel Hurgon: Well, my little buddy here, Bonnie, will have to teach you a lesson, then!
All of the thugs: BONNIE! BONNIE! BONNIE! BONNIE!!! *Gerzel unleashes the beast, the beast slowly walks in front of Sqeak*
Sqeak: Well... you looked smaller from a far... hehe... you want a cookie..?
G-3-B Swamp Digger (name of the beast 
Sqeak: Oh no... *covers his face preparing to be hit*
*And then as Sqeak looks at the monster he sees a metallic fist punching the face of the beast sending it flying into the wall*
*Takes off the hood of the cloak*
Thugs: *run away*
Gerzel Hurgon: My... my beast... how? What is that strength!?
Sqeak: OK, be a good boy and let me put the handcuffs on your hands! *Sqeak puts handcuffs on him* I was wondering when you would do anything else than throw rocks at them!
Well, what can I say, I wanted a little fun, and this was perfect!
Sqeak: I hope you've had your fun, now we have to bring this asshole to the government and get back on our posts!
Yeah
Sqeak: So, Orion, do you know where the government is?
I have no idea, let's just call the police and leave him to them!
Sqeak: OK! You wanna go get a burger, before going back to the others?
Sure! *we call and leavel Gerzel Hurgon to the police, get some burgers and get back to you guys*
Ikuku: Where were you guys?
Nowhere, we just went for some burgers!
Ikuku: Those are some hell of burgers, it took you an hour to get them!
What can I say, they are at least tasty! There's some for you too! *gives everyone a bag of burgers*
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(Damn, epic XD Sweet job
Aww yeah, burgers!
Reporter: In other news, a small Morphionan and a large robot have just a few minuets ago managed to arrest famous crime lord Gerzel Hurgon and a few of his men in a small bar. Despite the recent distrust towards intelligent robots, these actions were most praised by people like the local bar's bartender, Kolin Harghyuil.
Kolin: It was amazing! This little Morphionan came out of nowhere, kicked the butts of these thugs without ANY fear whatsoever, and when the crime boss himself came with a giant [insert monster's species here], this large robot shows up with a cloak, and blocks the blow of this creature with just one fist! It was incredible! I've never seen anything like it! Well, there's this Spidoid douche, but never before seen such powers used for good!
Reporter: The authorities are now trying to track these heroes. Hints have been given they were assigned to the Royal Potiti Platoon, who were supposed to be stationed in the Keronian sector...
Heh... just burgers, huh...
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*Thank you, I've thought on it for a while 
I wonder who that handsome robot could be!
Sqeak: Ha!
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(Well, epic results XD)
Ikuku: I think they did MORE than just buy burgers...
Well, can't say they're not awesome for it... XD I should report this. They could get promoted...
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is everyone ready to get back to our posts, this it was a long break here on G-3-B! (by the way what happened to our RP where Hidede takes the place of Shorara? XD)
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Ready when Ship is!
(I have no idea o.o Shit, we lost it XD And the RP was too long to recover... D: )
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Continue on this one..? XD I remember that Hidede went target practicing, while we were discussing how much of an asshole he was XD
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(OK)
*right after we finish discussing Hidede's asshole-ness* Well, I gotta got back to the pilot's seat, see ya later, guys! *goes to the pilot seat*
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(Yay XD)
Bye! Fly us to our post while you're at it!
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OK! *flies us back to the post*
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There we go... Let's enjoy our lazy time XD
Hidede: *walks back up* ? What's this?
Well, since nothing's going on, I figure we could rest up a little XD
Hidede: WHAT? You call THAT security?! A soldier TRAINS when there's nothing important going on! Be prepared for what's to come! What the hell kind of platoon is this!?
One that takes its time. Believe me, if I'm in command of this platoon, the POTITI PLATOON, that means these people are capable of something. Their skills shouldn't be tired out by intense training that only exhausts them. Freedom is important too.
Hidede: Not as important as discipline! What if your muscles slack off?! What if you get lazy?! That's no way to be a SECURITY GUARD for an entire PLANET!! A leader who lets his platoon slack off ISN'T a fitting leader!!
You know, I'm kinda starting to understand why Shorara hates you... >: (
Hidede: Does that matter? You hate me? Like I care. This intolerable behavior has to be reported to your master, Officer Polili...
What, you're gonna report me? What for? For letting my platoon slack off? Whatever! Then show me what you got!! *pushes him on the ground* HOW ABOUT YOU DO 50 FUCKING PUSH-UPS, HUH?! D:<
Hidede: HOW ABOUT THEM?!
WE'RE GUARDS!! NOT INFANTRY TROOPERS! There's a big difference between those two!! If you want to be infantry, then get your ass off Ship!!
Hidede: Hrgh... Incapable shit...
Which means, I'm NOT incapable!! You want proof we're strong?! Then get your ass up, we'll have a fight!
Hidede: How about those 50 push-ups?
Choose! 50 push-ups, or fight!
Hidede: Hehe... let's settle this the uncivilized way... *gets up and rams into me*
OOF!
Hidede: *starts punching my face* WHO'S WEAK NOW, HUH?! WHO'S WEAK NOW?!
*blocks his arms and kicks him off* I'll show you who's weak!! D:<
Ikuku: Can't we settle this on a planet?! If this gets out of hand, Ship might get damaged! And that's a problem for ALL of us!
Fine! Orion, set course for Morphion. We'll fight in the same place where Ikuku and I fought.
Ikuku: And where Orion fought Shorara.
Yes, that place.
Hidede: Some relationship you have here.
And YOU'RE not helping.
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*Whispers to Ship* Maybe we'll leave him on that desert planet, what do you think, baby?
Ship: Sure ^-^
*i set course towards the Desert Planet where we've fought before*
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Hidede: *clenches fists and does push-ups*
*doesn't prepare at all*
*we land*
*exits the ship and flies to one end of the area* Ready when you are!
Hidede: *almost teleports to the other side, that's how fast he ran o.o* I am. I'll show you some discipline...
I'LL teach you your PLACE...
Ikuku: Well, let's get this shit started. *to himself* Can't believe I'm rooting for the Lieutenant right now...
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Why? You're friends after all!
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Ikuku: Yes. But you aren't one to root for the Lieutenant either, are you?
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I'm definitely not going to root for Hidede as well...
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Ikuku: *folds arms* Fair enough.
*holds out sword* Well, asshole, get ready to be put back in place!!
Hidede: *clenches fists* This should be interesting... *ignites two short, purple beamsabers and starts running very fast towards me*
*stands there*
Hidede: HAAAH!!! *prepares to slash*
*dives and kicks his leg from under his body, making him fall into the ground, face-down*
Hidede: OOF!
You think I'm weak? I'll make you pay for that insult...
Hidede: HRGH! *gets up* Don't mock me, failure of a prince!! *gets ready to charge again*
*charges first, VERY rapidly, and punches him in the chest* THAT DOES IT!!! *pushes him into a rock with fist* You can fuck with my military record, but you will NOT insult the crown!!! I will get you discharged once this is over!!! GET UP!!
Hidede: Hrgh... *gets up and flashes gun in hand*
*shoots lightning at it, breaking it* NO shooting each other!! We want to HURT each other, NOT KILL!
Hidede: *shows beamsabers* THESE are just as deadly!! Where the hell is the sense in that!?
DON'T QUESTION THE LEADER!!! D:< *kicks him through the rock, shattering it*
Hidede: ARGH!!
*walks to him and holds his throat* ARE YOU GONNA APOLOGIZE AND BEHAVE, OR WHAT?!!
Hidede: *spits on my face*
You insolent bitch... *punches him multiple times in the face* WHO'S THE WEAKLING NOW, HUH?! WHO'S THE FUCKING WEAKLING NOW?!! *starts punching him so hard, the ground starts to crack*
Hidede: ARGH!! GO TO HELL!!!
HAAAAAHH!!!! *swings him around, holding him by his throat, and swings him into a rock, and walks to him again* HAD ENOUGH?!!
Hidede: Urgh... *tries to get up*
What the hell!! You work out more than we do, and you're PATHETIC!!
Hidede: Rgh...
*walks closer and inspects him* What the HELL is up with this..?! *cuts his muscles, revealing they're fake*
Hidede: Hhhrgh...
... I don't believe this... FAKE FUCKING MUSCLES?!! What kind of child are you?!
Hidede: *looks furiously at me*
... You're fired. You call ME an incapable leader, but you're MORE pathetic than you claim ME to be. Disgraceful ass...
Hidede: *looks even more furiously, breathing in rage*
Let's go, guys. This fight was over from the start.
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Hidede: *gets up slowly, but tries to stab me in the back* HAAAAH!!!!
*notices too late! D:*
???: *blocks his stab and kicks him away*
Hidede: OOF!
???: I had a feeling this would happen...
SHORARA?!! O.O
Shorara: Pathetic coward... THIS is why I hate you! You're a dishonorable CHEATER. It wouldn't surprise me if you followed Spidoid...
Hidede: *looks up furiously* YOU!! YOU BITCH, I SHOULD'VE KILLED YOU BEFORE YOU LEFT THEM..!!!
Shorara: Sir, with your permission, I'd like my weapons back... I'm gonna blast his ass...
Normally I'd say no to murder... But I don't even care anymore. A cheater like him... Fuck him up. *snaps fingers, and her bazooka and rifle appear in her hands*
Shorara: Hell yeah... >: D *launches every missile she has at him*
Hidede: *is blown up*
Shorara: *walks to his body* Disgrace... *her weapons flash away* I owe you an apology, sir... I was disgraceful... Most dishonorable... I told this story to my wife... And she agreed with you. Now I understand, and realize the importance of our position... *bows* I'm so sorry, sir..!! Please... let me by your side again...
Oh screw this, I can't say "fuck off" to an apology like that..!! Come with me to the ship, you war-hungry friend of mine, you're part of this family! :'D
Shorara: *smiles* Thank you... Sir...
I'll make sure you're legally back on this platoon again! You're a HELL of a lot better than that asshole you just blew up XD
Shorara: Thank you for saying that. I've been wanting to do this since FOREVER...
Understandable... A stab in the back... You're right. I wouldn't be surprised either if he agreed with Spidoid's principles. This is bad... His one-dimensional view on things ACTUALLY INFLUENCES other people... LIVING PEOPLE... We'll need you when we destroy that son of a bitch...
Shorara: And I wouldn't want it any other way >: )
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Yeah, a happy end! *eats popcorn*
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Shorara: *shakes head with aΒ smile like "Oh, Orion..."*
Let's go back to our posts. I'll inform Polili on the situation.
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*Goes inside and while passing next to Shorara* I'm glad you're back! *and punches her slightly on the shoulder*
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Shorara: Ow... glad I was missed...
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*Goes to the pilot seat*
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