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Published: 2018-07-12 19:03:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 777; Favourites: 10; Downloads: 0
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Description Soarin has everything he's ever wanted.
A job he loves, an adoring wife, and now two beautiful children.
He may have had to move out of town and elope, but it was worth it.
It brings a tear to his eye as he holds his wife, watching their son and daughter play in the large backyard.
He was truly, finally happy with his life.



When your shitposts get super meta lol
NOW WITH LENS FLARE, RENDERED CLOUDS AND PHOTOSHOP'S GRASS BRUSH.
I'm sticking with this terrible running gag of Soarin marrying a trash bag and them having kids. I don't know how it would even be possible but the implication that Soarin macked a literal pile of garbage kills me. He probably just took a smaller trash bag and a pile of rotten food and did some weird dark magic to bring them to life. Or he fucked a trash bag.
His pegasus daughter is Garbbogen (It's a play on the name Immogen) and his earth pony son is Compost Pile. I hope they're designed cleverly enough. As clever as one can get when making the lovechildren of a horse and a load of garbage, anyway...
Soarin's wife Trashina's full name is Trashina Bag. That one's pretty obvious.
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Comments: 7

socksareforlosers [2024-07-14 15:09:00 +0000 UTC]

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GhostWaffleheimer In reply to socksareforlosers [2024-07-14 17:03:45 +0000 UTC]

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thetwistedsamurai [2019-02-24 16:51:34 +0000 UTC]

why does soarin always end up boning with inanimate objects

first an apple pie nOW THIS?

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GhostWaffleheimer In reply to thetwistedsamurai [2019-02-25 22:45:43 +0000 UTC]

He likes to get trashy

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Nautilus18 [2018-08-26 02:58:32 +0000 UTC]

All they needed was love to make children...and some very well placed holes.


Eventually this joke will lead to the trash ponies becoming the dominant race and everyone regretting treating them like garbage.

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GhostWaffleheimer In reply to Nautilus18 [2018-08-26 03:24:47 +0000 UTC]

And then it turns out that they're ridiculously weak to a little bit of soap and water...

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Nautilus18 In reply to GhostWaffleheimer [2018-08-26 04:40:39 +0000 UTC]

They all watch in horror as they watch their children be decapitated by soap shaped like a sword.

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