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So...WTF is with all the Sora pairings? Yes, he’s the hero, but there’s a lot wrong with a lot of them. Let’s name a few, shall we?

SoraxRoxas- THEY'RE THE SAME FREAKIN' PERSON! This alone should be a reason why this doesn't work...

SoraxRiku- ...Why...they're just friends...First of all, the whole “He cried when he saw Riku, but not Kairi” argument. Think about it. Sora has been chasing them across three whole motherfuckin’ games. It's the first time they've been together and safe (at least temporarily) and Sora likely couldn't hold it in anymore. And that wasn’t Riku’s butt Sora was grabbing. It was his belt. B-E-L-T. As some other deviant said- “Use those things you have in your face called eyes and look!”

SoraxAxel- Fufufufufufufufu- IT’S LIKE AKUROKU, ONLY WITH ROXAS’S OTHER! F***ING PEDOPHILIA! Sora is 14 (15 in Kingdom Hearts II), Axel is 26! The last time I checked, twenty-six is more than eighteen, which is the age of consent and of a legal adult in America (Fuck that the age of consent in Japan is sixteen, stupid weeaboos, I live in America, and this is the age of consent I am using. Also, the age of consent in Tokyo is 18 as well.) This pairing, like the dreaded AkuRoku, is with a man and a boy. It is equally wrong morally. The difference is you replace the kiddo in the pairing with his “real” self.

SoraxCloud- ...Your goal in life is to piss me off, isn’t it? *hugs Cloud* Poor Cloud...y u get picked for crack pairings all the time? This is also a pedo pairing (Sora = 14, Cloud = 21). Like Axel, Cloud is over eighteen, and Sora is still under the age of consent, anyway.

SoraxXion- AGAIN, SAME FREAKIN’ PERSON! Is it selfcest or masturbation?

SoraxMarluxia- *barf city* I’m betting it’s because of all the trouble he went through to get Sora with the whole Namine scheme (which wasn’t even about “love” anyway; he just wanted to use Sora to take over the Organization, and likely would have killed Sora when his purpose was done). Marluxia may look gay (even I think he probably is) and he may be creepy, but I don’t think this would fly in a Disney game as it is, again, a pedo-pairing (as Marluxia looks at least in his twenties).

SoraxAqua- Oh, I’m sure Aqua has the hots for a boy she met when he was 4! FOUR YEARS OLD! If she thought “oh, that’s a cute kid”, it’d probably be in the little kid sense, not the “I want to have sex with him” sense. Also, 15 year old Sora and Aqua have never shared the screen together. Finally, Aqua is nineteen or so in her first appearance, and likely almost thirty now. Again, pedophilia! (And I’m pretty sure Sora doesn’t remember her at all)

SoraxAntiSora- Same...freakin’...person...*broken record*. No, I have seriously seen a fic where Anti-Sora rapes poor, innocent Sora! It’s not funny, it’s not sexy. It’s rape. It’s a crime and it’s wrong. It’s traumatizing, and takes years to recover from. On top of that, AntiSora is more of an manifestation of darkness (or a spell by Riku in KHI) than a person. It’s like Dark Link in The Legend of Zelda. For them to fall in love (if AntiSora can even feel love, which it probably can’t) would symbolize Sora submitting to his vices. On top of all that, how can a super-powered evil side...do it in the first place?

SoraxXemnas and SoraxAnsem- Oh boy, another Mansex pairing...fufufufufufufufufu... Not only are they enemies, but Ansem/Xemnas is an adult. Sora is not. So, this is more pedophila. Think about it- pedo-crap in a Disney game? Disney would yank the rights for Square to use its characters if this and any other pedo-pairings were real.
And I’m not counting the real Ansem the Wise because nobody likes him . But that’s also a pedo-pairing.

SoraxVentus- This is just...awkward...they aren’t the same freakin’ person, but still...it’s kind of perverted...

SoraxVanitas- Again, awkward (as he is part of Ventus). And they never met. Ever. They have never been on the screen at the same time. So, WTF?

And the grand finale (they made this one just to piss me off)...

SORAxTIDUS- Fufufufufufufufufufufufufufu- DAMMIT, THAT’S MY FAVORITE KH AND FAVORITE FF CHARACTER YOU’RE SHIPPING! LEAVE MY BABIES ALONE, YOU CREEPS!

And yes, all of those pairings are real. I'm sure there's more pairings, but I just listed the ones I saw on the Pit of Voles that there was something wrong with.

I put Sora x Riku, ‘cuz it’s so popular. If Sora and Riku were actually boyfriends, that’d be fine, since they’re around the same age and not the same person. But they are merely best friends, which makes this pairing rather annoying after a while.

And I put Sora x Tidus because I love Tidus and the fangirls just hit my berserk button (not to mention Yuna, but Tidus doesn’t know Yuna in the KHverse, plus she’s a fairy, so lets pretend the canon pairing doesn’t apply here).

Dammit, you people, leave my Blue-Eyes alone (Along with everyone connected to him- which is everybody! Yes, I’m even speaking for that asshole Xehanort!)! MORE KINGDOM HEARTS GENFIC (by “Genfic”, I mean regular fanfiction that isn’t in the porn romance category)!

Sora copyright Square Enix. Rant belongs to me. Crack pairings...hell I don’t wanna know what kind of sick mind thought them up...

EDIT- Comments closed because I've had enough of people coming on here and attacking this piece. This is my opinion. You can have your own damn opinion too, y'know. I understand and respect your opinions, but I'm only doing this to preserve the peace. I may decide to reopen comments at a later time.

EDIT 2- A lot of people have been bawwing over "but Sora is fictional, he doesn't have emotions!". Let me clarify. I believe fictional characters have an existence separate from the real world, and this existence HAS emotions. Otherwise, we wouldn’t feel sad for them when they are suffering or cheer them on when they overcome an obstacle. I believe they are real somewhere outside our reality. Perhaps I should have put this originally, it woulda avoided a whole lot of trouble.
I'll try opening comments again now that I have this clarification posted, but if I get people whining and bitching again, they will be closed once more.

EDIT 3- This is just a general apology to those I called "trolls" that were being polite and reasonable. I admit, I was being a little immature about the whole ordeal. Stamp is staying up, comments are staying open. I also made the comments about the ships a bit more mature than just “eww, squicky!”.

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Made with this- [link] It's awesome! It’s my first stamp, too. Yay! I couldn't figure out how to make them before...

So...WTF is with all the Sora pairings? Yes, he’s the hero, but there’s a lot wrong with a lot of them. Let’s name a few, shall we?

SoraxRoxas- THEY'RE THE SAME FREAKIN' PERSON! This alone should be a reason why this doesn't work...

SoraxRiku- ...Why...they're just friends...First of all, the whole “He cried when he saw Riku, but not Kairi” argument. Think about it. Sora has been chasing them across three whole motherfuckin’ games. It's the first time they've been together and safe (at least temporarily) and Sora likely couldn't hold it in anymore. And that wasn’t Riku’s butt Sora was grabbing. It was his belt. B-E-L-T. As some other deviant said- “Use those things you have in your face called eyes and look!”

SoraxAxel- Fufufufufufufufu- IT’S LIKE AKUROKU, ONLY WITH ROXAS’S OTHER! F***ING PEDOPHILIA! Sora is 14 (15 in Kingdom Hearts II), Axel is 26! The last time I checked, twenty-six is more than eighteen, which is the age of consent and of a legal adult in America (Fuck that the age of consent in Japan is sixteen, stupid weeaboos, I live in America, and this is the age of consent I am using. Also, the age of consent in Tokyo is 18 as well.) This pairing, like the dreaded AkuRoku, is with a man and a boy. It is equally wrong morally. The difference is you replace the kiddo in the pairing with his “real” self.

SoraxCloud- ...Your goal in life is to piss me off, isn’t it? *hugs Cloud* Poor Cloud...y u get picked for crack pairings all the time? This is also a pedo pairing (Sora = 14, Cloud = 21). Like Axel, Cloud is over eighteen, and Sora is still under the age of consent, anyway.

SoraxXion- AGAIN, SAME FREAKIN’ PERSON! Is it selfcest or masturbation?

SoraxMarluxia- *barf city* I’m betting it’s because of all the trouble he went through to get Sora with the whole Namine scheme (which wasn’t even about “love” anyway; he just wanted to use Sora to take over the Organization, and likely would have killed Sora when his purpose was done). Marluxia may look gay (even I think he probably is) and he may be creepy, but I don’t think this would fly in a Disney game as it is, again, a pedo-pairing (as Marluxia looks at least in his twenties).

SoraxAqua- Oh, I’m sure Aqua has the hots for a boy she met when he was 4! FOUR YEARS OLD! If she thought “oh, that’s a cute kid”, it’d probably be in the little kid sense, not the “I want to have sex with him” sense. Also, 15 year old Sora and Aqua have never shared the screen together. Finally, Aqua is nineteen or so in her first appearance, and likely almost thirty now. Again, pedophilia! (And I’m pretty sure Sora doesn’t remember her at all)

SoraxAntiSora- Same...freakin’...person...*broken record*. No, I have seriously seen a fic where Anti-Sora rapes poor, innocent Sora! It’s not funny, it’s not sexy. It’s rape. It’s a crime and it’s wrong. It’s traumatizing, and takes years to recover from. On top of that, AntiSora is more of an manifestation of darkness (or a spell by Riku in KHI) than a person. It’s like Dark Link in The Legend of Zelda. For them to fall in love (if AntiSora can even feel love, which it probably can’t) would symbolize Sora submitting to his vices. On top of all that, how can a super-powered evil side...do it in the first place?

SoraxXemnas and SoraxAnsem- Oh boy, another Mansex pairing...fufufufufufufufufu... Not only are they enemies, but Ansem/Xemnas is an adult. Sora is not. So, this is more pedophila. Think about it- pedo-crap in a Disney game? Disney would yank the rights for Square to use its characters if this and any other pedo-pairings were real.
And I’m not counting the real Ansem the Wise because nobody likes him . But that’s also a pedo-pairing.

SoraxVentus- This is just...awkward...they aren’t the same freakin’ person, but still...it’s kind of perverted...

SoraxVanitas- Again, awkward (as he is part of Ventus). And they never met. Ever. They have never been on the screen at the same time. So, WTF?

And the grand finale (they made this one just to piss me off)...

SORAxTIDUS- Fufufufufufufufufufufufufufu- DAMMIT, THAT’S MY FAVORITE KH AND FAVORITE FF CHARACTER YOU’RE SHIPPING! LEAVE MY BABIES ALONE, YOU CREEPS!

And yes, all of those pairings are real. I'm sure there's more pairings, but I just listed the ones I saw on the Pit of Voles that there was something wrong with.

I put Sora x Riku, ‘cuz it’s so popular. If Sora and Riku were actually boyfriends, that’d be fine, since they’re around the same age and not the same person. But they are merely best friends, which makes this pairing rather annoying after a while.

And I put Sora x Tidus because I love Tidus and the fangirls just hit my berserk button (not to mention Yuna, but Tidus doesn’t know Yuna in the KHverse, plus she’s a fairy, so lets pretend the canon pairing doesn’t apply here).

Dammit, you people, leave my Blue-Eyes alone (Along with everyone connected to him- which is everybody! Yes, I’m even speaking for that asshole Xehanort!)! MORE KINGDOM HEARTS GENFIC (by “Genfic”, I mean regular fanfiction that isn’t in the porn romance category)!

Sora copyright Square Enix. Rant belongs to me. Crack pairings...hell I don’t wanna know what kind of sick mind thought them up...

EDIT- Comments closed because I've had enough of people coming on here and attacking this piece. This is my opinion. You can have your own damn opinion too, y'know. I understand and respect your opinions, but I'm only doing this to preserve the peace. I may decide to reopen comments at a later time.

EDIT 2- A lot of people have been bawwing over "but Sora is fictional, he doesn't have emotions!". Let me clarify. I believe fictional characters have an existence separate from the real world, and this existence HAS emotions. Otherwise, we wouldn’t feel sad for them when they are suffering or cheer them on when they overcome an obstacle. I believe they are real somewhere outside our reality. Perhaps I should have put this originally, it woulda avoided a whole lot of trouble.
I'll try opening comments again now that I have this clarification posted, but if I get people whining and bitching again, they will be closed once more.

EDIT 3- This is just a general apology to those I called "trolls" that were being polite and reasonable. I admit, I was being a little immature about the whole ordeal. Stamp is staying up, comments are staying open. I also made the comments about the ships a bit more mature than just “eww, squicky!”.