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Goofatron — PSA: Featuring Optimus Prime
Published: 2011-01-07 17:41:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 4687; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 4
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That's right, kids! So, if you don't want your bum full of AIDS, HIV, STDs, genital warts, or any of the other sexually transmitted diseases, just put on a condom.It'll decrease the chances that you'll end up with any of these hideous things. Especially teen pregnancy.
Primus forbid you people EVER reproduce. Especially you ugly people. Dear Primus.... the uglies...
Autobots, transform and roll out!!!
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Comments: This deliciousness was created under the hands of Amb and me!! :D
... I am so sorry. D:
We like to fake/bad RP Transformers often on MSN. She wrote most of the dialogue, I added in some things, and provided the art.
Well played, Amb. Well played.
Also, I did not put up a mature warning, cause there isn't really anything going on. I know how frail you people can be at the smallest hint of sex, but seriously grow a backbone. >>
... or some balls for that matter...
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Trojan condoms (c) Trojan
Transformers (c) Hasbro
Trojan Prime (c) Me
Iron dildo (c) Amb
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Comments: 19
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XD OMG THAT IS JUST FUNNY AND FREAKY YET AMUSING AT THE SAME TIME!!!
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:D Thanks for the fave, btw.
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It doesn't matter if Megs puts a condom on. Starscream's ultra-herpes would eat through it.
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Oh, never mind. Saw that you faved it. xDD
You probably wouldn't of if you didn't like it. 
Thanks, btw Tori.
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hehe :3
too true, no problem
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I'm afraid to ask, but is that a good 'wow'?
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Because Optimus Prime just stuck his robotic dick in my childhoods ear.
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YEAH on of the ones with the bumpies
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...I lol'd.
SO GODDAMN HARD.
Aaahahahhaah I love you forever for this.
YOU AND AMB BOTH.
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