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the-exiled-muse [2015-07-01 15:23:40 +0000 UTC]
Maybe the guard was colorblind?
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Skyrimfan2014 [2014-11-30 21:31:16 +0000 UTC]
Stupid guard. Does he look like an Altmer?
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Hiddenfaithy [2014-02-15 00:37:41 +0000 UTC]
Is the guard just joking? Well, hilarious nonetheless!
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Vilquor [2012-11-08 18:14:58 +0000 UTC]
All jokes about police... attacking my brain... must hold on... ARGH!
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Hastur66 [2012-08-20 20:40:08 +0000 UTC]
Hahahah! How ridiculously funny!
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Kwenos [2012-07-21 05:10:45 +0000 UTC]
Guard takes note: *Race: Altmer in clever disguise*
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syk-Coletrane [2012-07-14 05:13:15 +0000 UTC]
Hmm, not sure if trolling, or being serious.
Seriously though, is Valen just razzing the Imperials, or is he being serious when he calls himself an altmer, thankfully he's not saying Bosmer XD
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hellwarior In reply to syk-Coletrane [2012-07-14 12:22:10 +0000 UTC]
what do you mean? he is an altmer lol
Altmers are those dark skinned elves
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PaleCaesar [2012-07-13 03:14:09 +0000 UTC]
Love Valen *__*
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InspectorMuffin [2012-07-12 23:36:46 +0000 UTC]
Implied facepalm.
Glad to see the Imperials are hiring only the best.
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hellwarior In reply to InspectorMuffin [2012-07-13 01:20:57 +0000 UTC]
well they defeated Daedras invasion but lost to some yellow skinned elves...
im truly amazed those ppl renember how to BREATHE
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InspectorMuffin In reply to hellwarior [2012-07-13 02:38:26 +0000 UTC]
Well, to be fair, they didn't actually defeat the Daedric invasion. Technically that was just one guy. The Empire just kind of helped.
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hellwarior In reply to InspectorMuffin [2012-07-13 10:02:00 +0000 UTC]
yea i know, that martin guy
and there was some dude that kinda was there but did jack shit but they called him champion of Cyrodill so he wouldn't be sad
did i say already how much i hate Oblivion? and i mean the game, not the actuall oblivion
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InspectorMuffin In reply to hellwarior [2012-07-13 13:44:23 +0000 UTC]
Really? I mean, I preferred Morrowind, myself, but I found Oblivion quite enjoyable. What did you hate about it?
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hellwarior In reply to InspectorMuffin [2012-07-13 17:07:35 +0000 UTC]
The storyline
stupid copy past dungeons
stupid dungeons even if they didn't felt so copy/paste
empty world
lame combat
most guilds were lame
Oblivion gate sucked ass
level scalling sucked ass and was retarded
The storyline
everyone loves it (yea that annoys me that ppl like this piece of ass yet its just avareg rpg)
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InspectorMuffin In reply to hellwarior [2012-07-14 21:13:34 +0000 UTC]
Well, I'm sorry to hear that you disliked it, but to each their own. Hopefully you enjoy Morrowind and Skyrim.
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hellwarior In reply to InspectorMuffin [2012-07-14 22:33:26 +0000 UTC]
Skyrim was a good game, really good game
again the storyline was shit, but the game fells alot ALOT better and is more fun then oblivion, but still i had more fun with morrowind then skyrim...but both are good games in my opinion i would recomend them if someone would ask
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syk-Coletrane In reply to hellwarior [2012-07-14 05:09:49 +0000 UTC]
Morrowind's not much better on that side of things, lol. But of the two I do prefer, story/environment wise, morrowind, gameplay wise, well I nearly beat Oblivion in the course of three hours, and I didn't know what I was doing so I didn't intentionally break the leveled lists.
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hellwarior In reply to syk-Coletrane [2012-07-14 12:12:25 +0000 UTC]
Morrowind had an interesting world, you know, not you're typicall fantasy world with deers, bunnys, big bad demons, but a world composed out of political war, some ancient curse, and overall dunmers WERE a cursed race, and story line wasn't about saving world, but finishin unfinished bussines betwen ancient foes, or friends, and cleansing the world out of self called gods because mortals should never posses this kind of power, it corrupts even the purest souls and i know that in the end you DO kind save the world, but its not the main reason you're there
dungeon crawling was fun
as much as i don't like the ending in morrowind, i can interpret it in a good way
morrowind did not have broken gay ass ragdoll that made Oblivion A COMEDY, not a serious saving the world and sandbox fantasy game, but a comedy
and combat system was better in the magic department, you didn't just run backwards and spam you're spells hoping you won't hit something that will block you, because you're mana would not regenerate in morrowind
Better vampire system
sry for my bad english meh hope you understand, and im not saying Oblivion is a bad game, its just really REALLY average and Morrowind is a good game, not a GREAT GAME but a good game, and ALOT better then Oblivion, the problem with "new generation old games" is that because of ultra hiper cool graphics they lost the soul in the process
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syk-Coletrane In reply to hellwarior [2012-07-14 18:42:35 +0000 UTC]
True, true. Ofcourse why I praise oblivion only a slight more over morrowind is because of the combat system, where in morrowind simply hitting your foe is all based on a percentage that's calculated primarily on your "skill" with the weapon, and a littl helping hand based on both you and your targets agility and luck, which made fighting non-npc's easy, and npc's a pain untill you got like lvl 70+ with spear then you could run backwards all you want stabbing away from a safe distance.
Still Oblivion had a crappy weapon selection. Bows, Blades, Maces, and Axes. And only three skills to acompany these. Morrowind had spears, bows, crossbows, thrown weapons, axes, hammers, maces, and blades. Not bad. But one thing I must point out is the ranged weapons in both. In oblivion at least you always hit, even though the damage is crap, in morrowind, well the damage is still crap, and you have a percent chance to hit so... fuckit grab a sword!
As for vampirism, I'm not sure, never was lucky enough to catch vampirism in oblivion. And if you can conceal yourself as a vampire in oblivion then I think oblivion wins, since you still want to be able to interact with normal people, and quest givers particularly, while a vampire. I had to put the main quest on hault because Caius kept spitting in my face because I was a vampire, so while I'm not entirely clear on vampirism in oblivion my vote goes there.
Lycanthropy! Okay morrowind simply wins because Oblivion doesn't have werewolves.
SKYRIM! from what I've been able to tell sofar this game has its predecessors beat in gameplay, I haven't played much of it though, so it only gets temporary gameplay award, since I really can't compare much else. Well dunegon crawling gets a point in Skyrim because it seems most dungeons have back doors, so you don't have to muck your way out as well as in.
And as for your english, if that's bad english then americans are horrible at it.
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hellwarior In reply to syk-Coletrane [2012-07-14 22:32:28 +0000 UTC]
You know, there are games that have good fighting systems and if you can't have that, why even bother? Oblivion fighting style was just tidious, you just push block until foe attacks and then you attack, if he power attacks you back off and attack and its just on and on - i really prefer morrowind fighting style over this boring bullshit - and good fighting in games? Gothic 2 had PERFECT combat system, balanced betwen ingame skills and your own skills
you know whats bothers me about vampirism? in Oblivion you had this stupid ass system where if you drink more blood, YOU'RE WEAKER...WHAT THE HELL?! you had no clans, no real fun quests while you were at it, NOTHING its like bussy work because you NEED TO DRINK BLOOD so you can speak with ppl and you don't get jack shit fo being a vamp otherwise
being a vamp in morrowind was fun, you get it, you made some in-clan quest, you made some mage guild quest and you cured it and it was fun you know? then on another character you get to antoher clan etc, here? BUSY BUSY work and nothing else
and about weapons it was really annoying how bethesda just stoped carring about programing some other weapons, i mean i understand if you WANT to use a sword but if you MUST use it...thats just blargh
but really, you know what bothers me about oblivion? the people and the storyline, no not ingame people, but real people that obsesed over it, like its the best game in the universe
and about storyline, really if an RPG! ROLEPLAYING GAME has a stupid storyline where you're just there to grab a few items so SOMEONE ELSE CAN SAVE THE WORLD....F YOU bethesda...and we pretty much setled that bethesda WANTS YOU TO FEEL LIKE THIS KIND OF HERO so don't try to tell me thats its deep because you're not the hero that saves the world and its oryginal...no, bethesda just FUCKED UP thats what
argh blargh and everything nice
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Saberstorm001 [2012-07-12 22:57:29 +0000 UTC]
Who is that guy in the hood?
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syk-Coletrane In reply to InspectorMuffin [2012-07-14 05:11:54 +0000 UTC]
My money is either on that mysterious guy who showed up during the oblivion crisis that the argonian was talking about, or the guy from the last abandoned arc, who we see in the kajhiit girl's flashbacks, and coincidently I have a suspicion they are the same guy.
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thevampman24 [2012-07-12 21:46:41 +0000 UTC]
Valen yuo did wha we like doing in games, screwing wiith everyone
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yournamehere8888 [2012-07-12 20:14:10 +0000 UTC]
He should have said argonian.
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Nero--Angelo [2012-07-12 19:45:30 +0000 UTC]
Valen = AWESOMENESS!!!!
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DemeterAnna [2012-07-12 19:45:25 +0000 UTC]
Lol, dumb guard is dumb XDD
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