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Say what? The heroes are winning for once?! Hell yeah they are!

The Douchebag, an important spray-tan and ecstasy dealer, was caught in a back alley in Club Row (a street in Downtown Glenmetropolis consisting mainly of clubs, pubs and the such) using his bright orange skin to bully a drunk hobo. No kidding, one of his superpowers actually involves using his ultra-bright skin colour to blind people for short periods of time. Anyhow, Geriatrix was the first superhero on the scene. The Douchebag thought he had everything under control. He could fight a granny.

Big mistake. He got beaten in a matter of minutes. It only took Geriatrix sixteen seconds to knit that restraining heap of wool.

Geriatrix enjoys lecturing the younger people when they do something wrong. She may age slowly but she's still an old woman, and she likes to do old women stuff. So once she makes sure the bad guys have been properly dealt with, she begins a long rant. And she goes on and on until the police shows up. In cases where the police can't intervene, she goes on and on until she drops them off at the GlenmetroPolice Station. Yeah. They actually used a pun for the city's police station. ...I couldn't help myself, sorry.

Here's a bit of background info on The Douchebag. First off, this isn't his superhero costume. He actually dresses like that. Douglas Gilberts-Graipse was once a normal kid with no ambition who loved to mooch off of the people he knew. He had no substance, enjoyed boasting for no reason and judged people for everything they did, never stopping to judge himself one bit. So he pretty much had the whole "douchebag" baggage. One day, he somehow fell into a pool of radioactive spray tan, which permanently changed his skin colour. His powers include blinding people with his skin, overly loud speaking volume, and super strenght. Because if you can't lift 200lbs, your output on life is totally, like, a waste of time and stuff. Y'know.

Anyways. Let me know what you guys think! And tell me what you think about me using different fonts for heroes and villains.

Geriatrix, The Douchebag ©

Description
Say what? The heroes are winning for once?! Hell yeah they are!

The Douchebag, an important spray-tan and ecstasy dealer, was caught in a back alley in Club Row (a street in Downtown Glenmetropolis consisting mainly of clubs, pubs and the such) using his bright orange skin to bully a drunk hobo. No kidding, one of his superpowers actually involves using his ultra-bright skin colour to blind people for short periods of time. Anyhow, Geriatrix was the first superhero on the scene. The Douchebag thought he had everything under control. He could fight a granny.

Big mistake. He got beaten in a matter of minutes. It only took Geriatrix sixteen seconds to knit that restraining heap of wool.

Geriatrix enjoys lecturing the younger people when they do something wrong. She may age slowly but she's still an old woman, and she likes to do old women stuff. So once she makes sure the bad guys have been properly dealt with, she begins a long rant. And she goes on and on until the police shows up. In cases where the police can't intervene, she goes on and on until she drops them off at the GlenmetroPolice Station. Yeah. They actually used a pun for the city's police station. ...I couldn't help myself, sorry.

Here's a bit of background info on The Douchebag. First off, this isn't his superhero costume. He actually dresses like that. Douglas Gilberts-Graipse was once a normal kid with no ambition who loved to mooch off of the people he knew. He had no substance, enjoyed boasting for no reason and judged people for everything they did, never stopping to judge himself one bit. So he pretty much had the whole "douchebag" baggage. One day, he somehow fell into a pool of radioactive spray tan, which permanently changed his skin colour. His powers include blinding people with his skin, overly loud speaking volume, and super strenght. Because if you can't lift 200lbs, your output on life is totally, like, a waste of time and stuff. Y'know.

Anyways. Let me know what you guys think! And tell me what you think about me using different fonts for heroes and villains.

Geriatrix, The Douchebag ©