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greenmamba5 — Surprised Jack
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For ~SamMaq123Jack walked in on Shepard and Garrus
What's wrong Jack, they're only calibrating...
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XD Jack's expression is just perfect. ...I can just imagine her students seeing her with that look and then trying to figure out what in the hell could rattle someone like her.
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*Jack goes down to the hangar where all her students are. She walks by Rodriguez, who is chatting with one of Victus' men*
Rodriguez: Uh... ma'am? Is something wrong?
Jack: *mumbling*...ugh... they're blue. It's seriously blue.
Rodriguez: What's blue?
Jack: *eyes the turian solider Rodriguez was talking to* Oh, keep gettin' buddy-buddy with this guy and you'll find out, kid.
Turian: O.O *sputters out some embarrassed gibberish*
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XD Poor turian! How's he going to explain that? ...Jack does realize she probably unleashed a group of curious, imaginative, human teenagers on all turians...right?
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And THAT'S why Victus never leaves the War Room!
(I know he and Jack aren't on the Normandy at the same time, but we'll pretend they are for a second)
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Victus is the smart one!
(Couldn't they have been though? I thought you picked up Grissom mission shortly after you got off Menae, and I remembered wondering to myself if Jack ever stopped to say 'hi' to Mordin while she was there.)
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Oh that's true! We never actually got to see it, but she was there are the same time, wasn't she? 
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I bet Garrus would be hiding with him. I doubt the kids would have missed the 'I bet she likes it comment!' from Jack. They would be asking him aaaall sorts of questions about that.
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The War Room would slowly fill up with turians. Each time someone new walked in, Garrus would be like, "So you were their next target huh?"
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And Wrex would stand in his corner and find the whole thing hilarious. Shepard would probably want to hide too, but her pride wouldn't let her. After all, how bad could a bunch of teenagers be?
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Jack: They said they were just sparring, BUT I KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING TO MY COMMANDER!!!
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Jack: Oh c'mon! I leave the Normandy for Alliance business and you guys automatically turn my old room into your love nest??
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Vanessa: I'm afraid your gonna do the same thing to my room! Your probably gonna try to get me set up somewhere else. Don't think I don't see what you've been thinking, "Wouldn't a wet bar look great where the Crazy Violet Eyed, Dark Haired Maiden is standing?"
Oh, Vanessa, that's just crazy talk!! Garrus, talk to her!
(thoughtfully) A wet bar...
GARRUS!!!
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xD Omg I would actually like to see what that looks like
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You and me both
It's so glorious Jack can't even handle it!
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It's not just surprise, I think it's a bit of horror, too! ^_^
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I wonder where they were doing it?
Jack: Oh fuck, people EAT there.
Shep: Yes they do... *smirk*
Jack: Not like that auuugghhg!!
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I guess this is how she finds out that Shep really does like to be bitten....
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Garrus: "You even told me to! Why are you so surprised?"
Jack: "I was JOKING. D:"
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She can't handle all that turian-human lovin
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I would not be surprised. I would be asking to join in.
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Seconded! Jack can't handle all that turian-human lovin!
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It wouldn't be quite as good as a Turian sex pile, but it would be a sexy pile with Garrus in it, that counts for something.
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Ah, don't get me started on turian sex piles! That story, The List, is like my favorite story ever at the moment. Hnnnn
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