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Halfway-Daemon — Badland Days
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Artist: Radiation KingsSong: Badland Days
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Toasters and ovens cook food that we're shovin'
While poppin' beers to cheer making loving.
But not very far off (oh see can you say)
We're not really ready for the bad-land days.
Frying the world takes a bit more than oil,
And 8000 sun block will just add to the broil.
If you want to make the Earth bake with some Crisco,
Then it's about time for a nu-ca-lear disco.
(Chorus)
The day is a-comin' when all of the runnin'
Won't save you from your own microwave sunning.
And not very far off (oh see can you say)
We're not really ready for the bad-land days.
Mush-a-room clouds and terrified cities
Make the theme for this demented ditty.
The only places safe are six feet under
When smiling atoms will break man asunder.
(Chorus)
From ol' Alaska to the ass-end of Prague
The signs of the end won't be very vague
With winter in summer (oh see can you say)
We'll never be ready for the bad-land days.
Say goodbye to your sissy, your momma and dad.
Say hello to bleached bones and a town very sad.
With empty shutters hanging loose in the wind
No one lives to regret man's ultimate sin.
(Chorus)
Hello ol' cancer from lower intestine!
Howdy tumors and cockroach infesting!
Hiya, apocalypse! Oh see can you say!
We weren't really ready for the bad-land days.
