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Published: 2017-06-13 18:45:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 570; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 0
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This idea and drawing existed back on Friday, Mar 24, 2017. It wasn't until just today, Tuesday, June 13th, I decide to get it complete.I had this thought of another roperite to appear in the TC series. Well, how many axehandle hounds and jackalopes have you seen so far? They are more dominant than the rest of the Fearsome Creatures, aren't they? That's what I realized, too. So I might as well set up more characters of other legendary species.
Not only that, but when it comes to a creature from the Sierra Nevada, I love keeping up with that Old Western theme. For this roperite, I had a thought of a female who is a sheriff in a local region of the Sierra Nevada or other parts of some American dessert. I even brew up a nice name for her, too!
Meet....
LASSIE NOOSEWRIGHT!
So here, we have that familiar criminal doing that old crime: robbing banks. ((This must've existed WAY before those like Billy the Kid, Jessie James, and John Dillinger did it)) Anyway, so Bonnie the Blade was robbing banks until she is stopped by that charming sheriff. As usual, as Bonnie would've said that old saying from a dastardly villain from the days of vaudeville, "CURSES! Foiled again!"
Looks like someone seems to be feeling a bit enticed by Lassie all of the sudden.
I sure love those moments in those Old West movies, don't you?
Mirth of the Mirth ®
Myth of the Mirth ™
Troublesome Critters®
Troublesome Critters™
Tightrope Riataburn, Bonita Bladebach (Bonnie the Blade), and Lassie Noosewright © Josiah Shockency (JCS)
11:31 AM Tuesday, June 13th, 2017
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Lassie Noosewright?
I welcomed the new character 
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Now that looks like the scene of a old Hanna Barbera cartoon. along with the overused talk without realizing actions speak louder than words.
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(For and )
Chililizard: (to Tightrope) "Tightrope, do you have a crush on Lassie? "
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(For and )
Chililizard: (to Tightrope) "I'll help you win Lassie's heart if you like, Tightrope! 
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Tightrope: really?
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Chililizard: (to Tightrope) "Yeah, but first, we got to know what Lassie likes."
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Tightrope: oh.
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Chililizard: (to Tightrope) "That way, you can win her heart with the thing that she likes!
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Tightrope: I see.
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(Tightrope thinks it over of what he should get for Lassie to win her affection.)
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Tightrope: I don't rightly know what to get her.
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Chililizard: (to Tightrope) "Chocolate and flowers, I presume?"
Cogsworth: (to Tightrope) "And a giant Christmas pudding. "
007: (to Tightrope) "A very well-written love letter?
Gaëtan "Mole" Molière: (to Tightrope) "A gemstone zat iz recently mined from ze earth?"
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Tightrope: I'm sorry y'all, but none of those seem to speak Wild West.
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Chililizard: (to Tightrope) "Perhaps a guitar? Music is the food of love."
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Tightrope: I see, and ok.
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(Tightrope shares his experience on playing a guitar.)
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Tightrope: playing a guitar come natural to a Texan. been passed down from pappy to son for generations.
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Lanky Lyle: (a very skinny Ghost, resembling Slim Bankshot (when it comes to thin physique), but in a cowboy outfit) "It's nice to meet a fellow Texan, partner. The name's Lanky Lyle, Singing Cowboy Extraordinaire. ...Well, once was before I got into a duel with a rival singer and lost."
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Tightrope: nice to meet you pardner. you look skinnier than a rail, when's the last time y'all ate?
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Lanky Lyle: (to Tightrope) "I have a very high body metabolism, especially for ghost standards, so I barely gain any sort of weight, partner. I always get mistaken for Flat Frankie because of my thinness. He, referrin' to Flat Frankie, died from gettin' run over by a steam roller. He's also the greaser of the Jäugagoinchova Manor Ghosts. And that question you asked, it almost sounded like what Grandspookster Chef Fourtôme said when he met me, my twin brother, the gambler Gamblin' Gerald, and our cousin, the boxer Punchy Kapowsky.
Grandspookster Chef Fourtôme: (to Tightrope) "I'm zo used to being around and catering food to big, fat ghosties like myself, the opera singer Cinghialpe Corpulento, the ballerina twins Plumpina and Tubbina, etc. zat I never saw someone just az thin az Lanky Lyle and Flat Frankie."
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Tightrope: then y'all have never seen the hidebehinds. they're so skinny, they can pose as someone's shadow.
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Lanky Lyle: (to Tightrope) "Our lumberjack, Jaspnathan Chopps, knows about Hidebehinds. He was a victim of one of their attacks."
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Tightrope: oh man.
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Jaspnathan Chopps: (to Tightrope) "Sad, but true. Even around nice Hidebehinds like Holly, I still feel... really uncomfortable."
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Tightrope: *comforts Jaspnathan Chopps* there, there pardner. it's ok. Holly: I want to apologize for what my fellow Hidebehinds did to you.
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Jaspnathan Chopps: (to Tightrope and Holly) "Thanks. However, it was kind of my fault for wandering too far from my campsite during the Hidebehind Hour, the time of night where Hidebehinds are most active. But it was the coldest night of winter, all of my camp's firewood supplies got used up, and I was picky with finding the perfect tree to make firewood out of to restore those supplies."
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Tightrope and Holly: oh.
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Jaspnathan Chopps: (to Tightrope and Holly) "I hope you guys are not too mad at me for admitting that."
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Tightrope: nah pardner. Holly: not at all.
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Jaspnathan Chopps: (to Tightrope and Holly) "Thanks. I deeply appreciate it."
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Tightrope and Holly: you're welcome.
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Tightrope: 
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Chililizard: (to Tightrope) "It's okay, Tightrope!
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Tightrope: really?
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Chililizard: (to Tightrope, about her crushes) "First it was Puszta, next was Too-Ticky ( moomin.wikia.com/wiki/Too-Tick…), than it was Sermerssuaq ( www.rejectedprincesses.com/pri…), than Xquic, and most recently, Fifi La Fume and Hamton J. Pig.
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Tightrope: wow.
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Chililizard: (to Tightrope) "And also Bastet, even though she's already with Checkmate: www.deviantart.com/jcsstudio/a…"
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Tightrope: wow.
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Chililizard: (to Tightrope) "Also, did you know that leeches have 32 brains?"
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Tightrope: no way.
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Chililizard: (to Tightrope) "Yes way, and also, did you know the Ancient Greeks and Romans used the electric shock of torpedo rays to treat headaches?"
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Tightrope: Yeowch!
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Chililizard: (to Tightrope) "I know, right? On a hopefully less painful note, did you know that in North Dakota, beer and pretzels cannot be served at the same time?"
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Tightrope: really?
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Chililizard: (to Tightrope) "Shocking, isn't it?"
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Tightrope: yup.
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Looks like Tightrope found himself a crush.
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