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What is this? I don't even...

I saw something (a quote, maybe, I don't know) that said something like this and I just couldn't resist. c:

Of course it's not serious. Adopted kids or kids with parents of the same sex could still turn into terrorists.

Found where I read this:

(Bank | Illinois, USA)

(I’m a bank teller. I have just politely told a customer I could not cash his friend’s check without his friend present.)

Customer: “This is ridiculous! Why would I lie? This is a good check.”
Me: “Unfortunately, I can only give the money to the person whose name is on the check. It’s nothing personal. It’s just a bank regulation to protect against fraud.”
Customer: “Oh, I get it. All this 9/11 crap, huh?”
Me: “Ha, yeah.”
Customer: “You know, people say that those terrorists want to kill Americans because we have gay people here, but that’s not true.”
Me: “Oh, yeah?”
Customer: “Yeah, we should be blaming heterosexual people. They’re the ones giving birth to those d*** terrorists!”
Me: *speechless*
Customer: “Well, have a good day. Try to become a lesbian…for America’s sake!”

Description
What is this? I don't even...

I saw something (a quote, maybe, I don't know) that said something like this and I just couldn't resist. c:

Of course it's not serious. Adopted kids or kids with parents of the same sex could still turn into terrorists.

Found where I read this:

(Bank | Illinois, USA)

(I’m a bank teller. I have just politely told a customer I could not cash his friend’s check without his friend present.)

Customer: “This is ridiculous! Why would I lie? This is a good check.”
Me: “Unfortunately, I can only give the money to the person whose name is on the check. It’s nothing personal. It’s just a bank regulation to protect against fraud.”
Customer: “Oh, I get it. All this 9/11 crap, huh?”
Me: “Ha, yeah.”
Customer: “You know, people say that those terrorists want to kill Americans because we have gay people here, but that’s not true.”
Me: “Oh, yeah?”
Customer: “Yeah, we should be blaming heterosexual people. They’re the ones giving birth to those d*** terrorists!”
Me: *speechless*
Customer: “Well, have a good day. Try to become a lesbian…for America’s sake!”