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Published: 2009-12-13 23:03:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 6483; Favourites: 231; Downloads: 9
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IΒ Β pledge my heart to the Furry Fandom.My blood to it's sweat
To build a better future for my brethren.
I pledge my body to the Furry defense,
And to do all in my power
To ensure it's posterity
I pledge my tears to its beauty.
I pledge my paws to its society
I pledge my life to it's service
And the service of others
I pledge to give back to it
What it has given to me.
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K so I'm a furry but even I think this is kinda cringe...
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Ya know your name doesn't lie.
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I love it short and sweet like Judy hops.πΊπ»πΊ
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For all the furry haters in this comment section:
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Sorry, I had to do it.Β
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Furries are so bad they don't even deserve to be in hell. They just stay in purgatory for all of eternity. Never to be noticed again.
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Hell is purgatory retard.
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Go hate on UnderTale and PokΓ©mon if you want to hate on an actual sexual fandom. Furries are mostly children you idiot.
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No, they are legit children. I have met furries who are 11 years of age. A lot of them are young, lol. No way can they be pervs yet, they aren't even teens.
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They musta been dropped real hard to become Furries at THAT age.
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They're KIDS, most don't know what the fuck being a furry is but they do it anyways, and I'm sure their parents don't either. Shut the fuck up, seriously. If you like Sonic the Hedgehog or Mickey Mouse, you are a dumbass, because those characters are FURRIES.
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Wut. I'm not a furry, but that's a tad harsh.
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oh, never mind.
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I have pledged and swear to follow this
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LOL! This is so funny! I'm gonna show this to my kids!
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since when did the furry fandom become a cult?!?!
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It's not a cult it's a community, ever heard of Anthrocon?
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i know, my reply was a joke about the pledge making the furry fandom look like a cult. and no, i have not. ill look it up.
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Then do so it's your decision
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I did not accept these terms and conditions of being a furry.
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why isn't thisΒ official?? It's soΒ beautiful!!
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your country and the men who died defending your right to the pursuit of happiness Β
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Raise your right hand
Put your left hand here
WILL YOU PLEASE TAKE OFF YOUR HAT
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Don't you mean left and right paw?
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For the Anti-furries, go away please. Just because you hate us doesn't mean we need to hear it. Also, what would you say if someone started to say things like what you say to us, to you? "Wow, you Faggots" "I feel like I'm going to throw up" "You guys suck". We don't need to hear it. There are some of us who are different than you, and you're just going to have to accept that.
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and by different you mean retarded? xx Β
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No by diffrent i think they mean not retarded, because you clearly are.
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No, by different I mean not like you. What you need to understand is that no one likes being bashed. You can say whatever, but that doesnβt change something that canβt be changed.
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