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Published: 2010-12-08 03:30:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 712; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 5
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a sneak preview of NIGHTjUNK's return in 2011.[link]
will scrap when finished
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hellooooooooooooooooooooo.. it's me, your most annoying yet u cant stop hanging around with me! WAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! ok, its my another me commenting yer pic!!!
i say...
WORST jUNK EVURH!!!
WARHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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awww, comic book guy, your remarks always cracks me up.
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Ian: what? NOO!!! I WAS MOCKING YOU, MAN!!! DONT YOU SEE???!!! I-I-I.. i... i..................you......................... urgh.. >8I
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now that you've seen the preview, let's meet the two new faces in this pic~!
(a large logo appears above us: "O! I C.~!", and a random stage audience cheers*)
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now, presenting our host: TICK!
(theme from Bald mountain as Tick emerges from a could of smoke*)
Tick: I'M BAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!!!
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(audience cheers*)
Tick: Thank you! Thank you! Now, let me be the first to say that I'm glad to be back, cuz let's face it, IT CAN'T BE NIGHTJUNK WITHOUT MOI!
Now, let me introduce to you our special guest, but first! The two newbies.
(backstage*)
Rebecca: you mean, we're not the main guests here?
Yuri: (russian accent) I don't know...
(continuing*)
Tick: Now, first, we have today: REBECCA WALLWATER, who, as her name suggests, can control water!
(a young African-American girl walks in*)
Rebecca: hello, all-
Tick: NEXT! we got YURI SLOTKNAVIC! THE METAL-GAL!
(a short stern looking Russian girl walks and sits down*)
Tick:...ain't you gonna say anything?
Yuri:...a-
Tick: NEXT! OUR SPECIAL GUEST FOR TONIGHT, BACK FROM THE DEAD AND FRESH FROM THE WATERGATE SCANDAL, WE GOT LATE PRESIDENT RICHARD NIXON!!!!
(Richard Nixon walks in with a band playing the presidential theme*)
Rebecca: OAO!!!! a-a-a....
Yuri: o_o...
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Richard Nixon: Hello, Tick, how's the family?
Tick: growing and weak.
Rebecca: wait, THE Richard Nixon?
Richard Nixon: why yesss, Who do you expect? Peterh Pahn?!
Yuri: I may not be familiar with American History, but I know You're supposed to be-
Richard Nixon: Dead? DO I LOOK DEAD TO YOU?!
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me: o-o uhhh, well.
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(clean and perfectly normal)
Rebecca: well, yes, but you had pneumonia.
Richard Nizon: LIES! I WILL SEEK TO IT THAT THE GODS OF THE UNDERWORLD WILL GET YOU!
Rebecca:...something's wrong with this scene...really.
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me: you can say that again.
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Richard Nixon: WHHHHYYYY YYYYOOOUUU!!!! (while shaking his head and does that thing with the flappy cheeks*)
Yuri:...Mr. Tick, did you by any chance made this man?
Tick: OH NO! This Guy is the REAL RICHARD NIXON!
Rebbecca: but he-
Tick: SHUT UP, B8TCH!!!!
Rebbecca: ...can I have a glass of water?
Tick: oh sure. (Stage hand hands Rebecca a glass of water*)
now as I was saying- (water from glassblobs and swallows Tick*)
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me: O_O whoa
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Rebbecca: ^^
Yuri:...can he breath there?
Rebbecca: don't worry, I'll let him go for the next-
Tick: drank it from the inside* 8D
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Richard Nixon: Why I never seen such amazing feat! Let's give him a big hand, folks!
audience cheers as Tick Bows*
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Richard Nixon: now, you two are mutants, yes?
Yuri: correct.
Rebbecca: uh...yes?
Richard Nixon: and YOU...who're you?
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me: o-o uhhh, mutant too, i think.
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Richard Nixon: Is that so, the explain to me, why don't you have any of these symptons? (shows us pictures of real mutated people from Hiroshima bombings and the Agent Orange mutations*)
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me: OAO.......
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Rebbeca: those are...those are old-age mutations so they don't ...um...they're not supposed to resemble us...new age mutations.
Richard Nixon: Now you're discriminating?! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS, NAZIS?!
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me: no, just more evoloved.
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Richard Nixon: Well, I'm more evolved too! (presses a car alarm and comes in a giant robot body*) FEEL THE WRATH OF NIXON!!!!
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Rebbecca: O_O
Yuri: since when did Nixon had robots?
Richard Nixon: somewhere during the 70s. NOW! FEEL MAH POWER! (jumps into the mech and starts shooting at the audiences*)
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me: OAO.....
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Yuri: ...e_e...Becky?
Rebbecca: Do it.
Yuri: placed her hand unto the machine and began merging with it piece by piece until Nixon fell out of it*
(mech-up Yuri*) Mr. President, I think you need to go.
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me: nice job!
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Richard Nixon: WAUGH! You may have taken my droid, you'll never, though, DEFEAT WILL! AAAAARRRGHHH!!! (rips his tux off and shows off his ultra-hairy chest*)
Rebbecca: =A+!!!! WTF?! WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SHAVED?!
Nixon: I WAS DEAD FOR 50 YEARS! (lunges At yuri and buries her face into his chest*)
YURI: OYR*^%SXR^S$@#Q!!!!!!!
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Me: E_______E.......
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Rebbecca: X__O-----ifguwaebfn jdJWYERFV (Punches Nixon off with a water fist*) YURI! SPEAK TO ME!
yuri:...salty.....can't....stand...stench...
Rebbecca: Q___Q
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Monty: think she's ok?
me: NO!!
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Richard Nixon: leaps ala ninja and swipe kicks her down*
rebbecca: hits her head on the floor*
richard nixon: aiiiiiiiiiiiiiyeeeeeehhhhh!!!!!!bolabolabolabola!
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Monty: =3=.....*swats him away with a wing.*
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(Nixon got decapitated*)
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Monty: 
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Rebbecca: OAO! OMIGOD!!!!I KILLED RICHARD NIXON!
head rolls then turns at her*
Rebbecca:
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Monty: *covering his ears.* make it stop!!!
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Yuri: slaps her*
Rebbeccaa: O_+...thanks.
Richard Nixon: DON'T YOU DARE IGNORE ME! (inches his head into them about to bite them*)
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Monty: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!
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Rebbecca: WTH?!
Tick: picks it up and starts to run for his body* DON'T WORRY BUDDY! I'LL FIX YOU UP IN NO TIME!
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(then, stopping him in time-)
Alex: steps on his way* not so fast, lil' buddy.
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Monty: O_o Alex?!?!?
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Alex" hey there, fish-dog! Yes, it is I, Alexander Crims!...
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Monty: =3=......i'm a vampiric wolf....SETH IS THE FREAKING FISH DOG!!!!
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