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Name: Dirk D.

Age: 24

Gender: Man

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 153

Primary Role: Hunter

Secondary Role: Ticket Salesman

Abnormality:
- He can turn into this lizard man hybrid thing at will (Long tongue, scales, black claws, additional eyelids, tail, u name it)
- also he comes with a perk: being mostly cold blooded (there was heavily implied sarcasm there)
- his human eyes are faintly slit, but in lizard form, it's all out slit
- when he turns, it's like Mystique from X-Men :FC kfdndkfjnbdsks

PoB: Canada

Personality: Asshole... really that's it. He's not fond of people, doesn't like animals, hell, he doesn't even like himself. He just likes money over everything else ever, because he feels like it's the only thing he can actually trust. That inanimate objects will make him happy. He's not trusting of others, and put it's off like he just really doesn't like anyone just because. But he's just really afraid of being lied to again, and bad. He's probably just big softy at heart, that idiot.

Bio: Dirk didn't grow up rich. He actually didn't even grow up poor, either. Nope, his parents were hardworking, middle-class people. You know, the ones that-well, never mind. Anywho, Dirk grew up a normal boy, if not a little spoiled, his parents of working their jobs and being to bust to give him any real love. Even had a few girl friends. Until sometime in highschool, when he realized there was something... off about him. He had been talking to his parents, when he brought up baby pictures, or why he never went to pre-school. His parents turned to him, wide-eyed, lips tightly sealed.
"Don't ever ask us that again."
So, Dirk, the silly silly boy, went searching for well, whatever the hell was up when his parents had left the house. He stumbled across a large box, tightly sealed up , with a lock. Finding some cutters, he ripped the damn thing off and opened it up.
Oh.
Inside, there were documents, documents upon documents, as well as some pictures. They were mostly a small boy, grinning with a... a tongue a ling one, handing from is mouth. His skin, from what he could tell was a... green... and... and were those scales? His eyes grow wide as he looked down to his arms and legs, feeling them. Sometimes if he was stressed, he would get something like.... ichthyosis, but...??
He looked closer into the background, and was two crying figures... A man and a woman.
His mother and father.
His eyes wide, he ran to the bathroom, clutching the little photo, throwing up as soon as he reached the toilet. The young boy looked up into the mirror, and almost threw up again. His face was green, literally, his skin scaly and his pupils in slits and his eyes yellow.
Dirk was devastated. He was a monster. A hideous, disgusting monster. He passed out on the toilet, and woke up a few hours later. Stumbling up, he looked around the house. No one home.
Grab the box.
Pack.
Get some food.
Leave.

Dirk ran from home at the tender age of 16, and lived a majority of his life on the road, not wanting to at first, but needing to use his curse (or was it a blessing) to survive. He became addicted to cigarettes quickly, using them as stress relief, and cut his ties with everyone that he ever knew. Growing up with no one made him cold, hating everyone whom he met. They would just lie to him too, they were just as worthless as his parents. He'll just die alone, I mean, doesn't everybody? He wants to die. But he'll live and die as a monster, so what's the point of dying now?
Until he stumbled across a large, red and white tent on his travels.

Likes: Money, money, money

Dislikes: People who take his money, people in general,

Additional Information:
- money money twerk twerk
- he charges everyone more for their tickets, especially if he doesn't like you (pockets extra dough)
- if he gets really nervous or angry, he automatically changes into his lizard form just like pOP
- his taill will come off if you pull on it hard enough
- he can climb up walks and stuff in his lizard man form
- he sheds his skin 1 week everymonth. this is a bad time for dirk. do not make dirk mad this week
- sometimes h'll walk around with his hair down, because hes too lazy to put it back
- he likes womens breast almost as much as he likes money
- if he give u money then he really REALLY likes u ok. or ur a prostitute but i mean
- he's really really not used to cute women, and if afraid of scaring them off
- he's constantly fighting someone, it seems.
- love double bass, the instrument. he learned how to play while he was in high school, and hasn't stopped loving it since.
- took up wood carving while he was on the road, he's not amazing, but he does a pretty good job at it. it relaxes him almost as much as playing the bass does
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Comments: 26

ScytheVale [2013-09-08 11:58:53 +0000 UTC]

owo Interesting character you got there. It looks like we got some ocs that are canadians in the group. xD

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hinkelvinkel In reply to ScytheVale [2013-11-08 02:48:46 +0000 UTC]

Yup! He's not a nice one though, pffft

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ScytheVale In reply to hinkelvinkel [2013-11-08 04:01:29 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha! =w=' Wow...yeah I kind of figured he would have a attitude.

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hinkelvinkel In reply to ScytheVale [2013-11-08 04:22:07 +0000 UTC]

I totally forgot to say thank you! And yeah, he's.... something else.... pfpft

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ScytheVale In reply to hinkelvinkel [2013-11-08 04:50:49 +0000 UTC]

You welcome!

And how dare you forget to say thank you! xD jk

>.>" Haha..yeah..I'm pretty sure Arcadia will punch him if he pisses her off...but I think he'll mistake her for a boy. xD

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hinkelvinkel In reply to ScytheVale [2013-11-08 05:00:11 +0000 UTC]

u v ub


Dirk would just punch her back omg he doenst care if it's a boy or a girl fkdjgnsd OTL
Dirk pisses everyone off

Especially Adonis ofmgsd
it's bound to happne my friend kfjndgksd 

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ScytheVale In reply to hinkelvinkel [2013-11-08 05:07:21 +0000 UTC]

Oh my God,that's not good..there will be a dust cloud,scales,feathers and sparks with those two if they start fighting.

X_X Hahaha! Poor Adonis! Omg,I feel so bad for him right now especially after what happened between him and Arcadia..x"D
Oh damn,that's not good. xD

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purplefoxx-saki [2013-08-12 09:33:20 +0000 UTC]

A LIzzaarrdd~~ amg 
I want to RP I want to RP RPpppP
but finaalss ugh. 
My character is part dragon, ehehehe and Dirk probably won't scare Mei ... cause she's a freakLOLahhahaha 

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hinkelvinkel In reply to purplefoxx-saki [2013-08-14 09:13:45 +0000 UTC]

yessss lizard mannnn e v eb

!!! Take your time, I'm always pretty up for it! 
fdkgjndfs he may find her a bit frea ky tho ofdmgds
OTL FGNJKSD

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purplefoxx-saki In reply to hinkelvinkel [2013-08-17 06:17:22 +0000 UTC]

LOLzzzz 

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MagicBroJohnson [2013-07-31 07:11:33 +0000 UTC]

Dis Baby. He is cute and Canadian like me!
I will need to Rp with him eventually!

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hinkelvinkel In reply to MagicBroJohnson [2013-08-01 03:01:36 +0000 UTC]

jUST LIKE YOU u v u
Yessss! I really hope you get in! @ a @


(ALSO IT WAS YOU THAT WAS MY POMPADOUR BRO, YEAH? or nO? ofdmgs OTL)

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MagicBroJohnson In reply to hinkelvinkel [2013-08-01 03:22:24 +0000 UTC]

I should get in as long as I change a small detail or two in his bio.

And I quite possibly am you Pompadour Bro. if you are thinking of the Bro from BOF then I am your Pompabro.

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hinkelvinkel In reply to MagicBroJohnson [2013-08-01 03:39:49 +0000 UTC]

goD BLESS YEAH


omDFGS look

24.media.tumblr.com/d862c7c9dd…
24.media.tumblr.com/f1e99caa75…

it was hard cause my friend would let me use her gel, so i had to use clips ofmgsd they aren't that gooD I NEED MORE HAIR
FDGNDFS OTL
[now u gotta get yours man]

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MagicBroJohnson In reply to hinkelvinkel [2013-08-01 03:55:57 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOD YOU LOOK FANTASTIC!!!! ABUBUBUBUBU O7O

I will get mine done as soon as I have the ability to get hair gel. AKA Tomorrow!!!
I don't know how well my hair will do a pompadour currently since my hair is like this right now: transbrody.tumblr.com/post/564…

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hinkelvinkel In reply to MagicBroJohnson [2013-08-01 04:13:00 +0000 UTC]

yeaAAAHHHHH e v e!

FDGNFJSD AND THANK YOU FJDGNSKD [LAYS ONTOP FO YOU] [BLUSHE S EVER YEHRTEWE]

it might be a little too short, BUT DONT GIVE UP HOPE

OH YEAH SHIT I FORGOT TO SAY, GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR TRANSITION?? LIKE IDK HOW THAT STUFF GOES BUT I HOPE EVERYTHIN G GOES OKAY AND FAB aND DOESN'T TAKE TOO LONG??? fDGBFDKJGSNGD ; A ;'''''  ♥

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MagicBroJohnson In reply to hinkelvinkel [2013-08-02 16:37:55 +0000 UTC]

Mine will just have to be a mess of fluffy haha.

As for the Transitioning thing goes. Thanks for the support, means a lot to me.  I am sure it'll go great but I'll be on Testosterone for probably the rest of my life. And complete results can take years but I have hope that I will get through the first year well.

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hinkelvinkel In reply to MagicBroJohnson [2013-08-02 21:35:18 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, fluffy pomp e v eb

!! It's not problem! I'm here if you need anything, or need anyone to talk to! Though I'm not sure if I'd be able to help out information wise, I'm not knowledgeable within this area ; v ;  fkdjgnfds Dang, that... kinda sounds like it stinks... Do you take shots, or do you take pills?  I hope so too, I just really hope everything goes okay ; o ;

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MagicBroJohnson In reply to hinkelvinkel [2013-08-03 01:56:19 +0000 UTC]

I do enjoy talking to people. It always seems to help saying it out laud haha.
And I get an injection once a week from now on.

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hinkelvinkel In reply to MagicBroJohnson [2013-08-03 02:06:55 +0000 UTC]

!! Well, I'm here homie! u v u

!! That... sounds sounds..,, well, not too pleasant. fkjgndskgjn ; A ; 

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Gottllieb [2013-07-27 06:06:17 +0000 UTC]

<><> whispers what a babe

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hinkelvinkel In reply to Gottllieb [2013-07-27 12:04:09 +0000 UTC]

no it's u u da babe

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gooddogsaregood [2013-07-25 04:01:59 +0000 UTC]

WHEN U GON DO DIS GURL???
also get on skype ^~^

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hinkelvinkel In reply to gooddogsaregood [2013-07-25 05:29:06 +0000 UTC]

i was watching that frick ficka s-s-s-samurai champloo


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gooddogsaregood In reply to hinkelvinkel [2013-07-25 16:43:24 +0000 UTC]

What even is that

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hinkelvinkel In reply to gooddogsaregood [2013-07-25 22:23:21 +0000 UTC]

the best anime ever

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