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HJSoulma β FALCON FIND A JOB
Published: 2008-01-07 23:26:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 13399; Favourites: 221; Downloads: 293
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Since Falcon has no money (see my previous Falcomic), Falcon needs a job. Unfortunately, being on fire is kind of an occupational hazard.<3
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falcon kirby will take lawyer for pawnch plz. XD lol
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Falcon is actually good job as a cook, layer and a Obgyn and I think the baby is alright!
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The baby will learn the Falcon Punch as he gets older.
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You Know Under The Helmwt He Has Spiny Hair Pointing Back
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I do, but I guess I thought it would be funnier to have him have his helmet on the whole time. Let it be known that I drew it like 4 years ago, so who knows what was going through my head at the time!
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It Was Suposted To Be A Crack @ The Phoenix Falcon Pic, Now I Must Jump Off A Bulding For Explaning My Joke Before Fans KBreak My Legs.
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HE SHOLD BE A LAWYER! YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He would just punch anyone who argued with him. XD INSTANT DEBAR!
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But Douglas Jay Falcon already has TWO jobs!One as an F-Zero racer, and another as a bounty hunter!
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XD He only needs a job because in the previous comic he was filing for bankruptcy, for whatever reason. I can't remember why-- I drew it almost four years ago. It probably had something to do with Smash Bros., since I'm actually not all that familiar with canonical F-Zero Captain Falcon.
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Besides, he can just FALCON PUNCH!Whoever made him broke.
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Maybe it's like... oh god, what game am I thinking of? Where you hit people and money comes out of them?
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Coin battle on Brawl?
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Maybe I'm just confused. XD
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FALCON...OBJECTION!!! I can't believe you put that in! I don't see a problem with that, that flaming pointer finger alone is enough to prove innocent!
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Well, you see, that's where the Falcon CopyWright Objection, erm, I mean, Falcon Copyright Infringement comes in. Don't mess with lawyers. They're unpopular for a reason.
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I'm starting to think that's why Captain Falcon had to file bankruptcy in the first place. Actually, that's a pretty cool idea!
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Alright ma'am, stay very still... *winds up*
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Phoenix Wright cannot object to that.
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(Sorry about the long delay in response...)
YES! It's so true. It'll be firey and awesome FOREVER.
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*replying to the first comic 
Hehe, I see now. things go on fiiiiirrreee :3
can i have some falconburgers? They look yummy! ^o^
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Oh certainly, would you like a Falcon Punch to go with? It's only $.50 more to add a beverage. <3
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XD I'd love to, but there's only so many jokes you can make about being on fire. <3
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Then make one about the Blue Falcon and his final smash...
FALCON MYSTERIOUS RACETRACK!
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Perhaps he should consider a job slaying flying sharks. [link]
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