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Description Inspired by a demotivational poster I saw on Google. =3

Captain Falcon © Nintendo
Art © *BrokenTeapot
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Comments: 368

LightningTheGryphon [2020-06-14 11:11:15 +0000 UTC]

I want you to choke on that Falcon.. DON'T YOU DARE HURT THEM!!!

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Cano210 [2018-12-14 20:14:25 +0000 UTC]

youtu.be/sKuIlXSNH-0

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Logico49 [2018-01-10 04:06:02 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAH!!

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SirArceon [2016-07-17 17:40:18 +0000 UTC]

...I am NOT drinking that.

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slayerdude677 [2015-07-16 15:01:29 +0000 UTC]

YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Munklock [2014-11-30 20:53:16 +0000 UTC]

too literaty XD

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Maddog1996 [2014-09-05 19:54:39 +0000 UTC]

Haha I see what you did there.

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ZeldaDaisy [2014-08-15 11:49:56 +0000 UTC]

Hehe nice!

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aynonymous-nyan64 [2014-04-12 01:55:41 +0000 UTC]

Would anyone drink that? The falcon might have pooped in there!

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extremecaterpie [2014-03-24 23:26:48 +0000 UTC]

personally, it looks delicious.

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luigi666green [2014-03-10 01:00:50 +0000 UTC]

           

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Ransom922Studios [2013-08-24 13:03:49 +0000 UTC]

Fucking perfect.

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firebreather2536 [2013-07-14 21:52:03 +0000 UTC]

lmao.

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Battledroidunit047 [2013-06-22 21:47:59 +0000 UTC]

XD

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bazookajoe293 [2013-06-08 09:09:33 +0000 UTC]

this is amazing on so many levels

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Snakeman2013 [2013-05-05 12:13:58 +0000 UTC]

Thats funny man!!!!!

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Valronic [2013-04-02 21:37:01 +0000 UTC]

ha ha ...I get it.

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NicksterBro [2013-03-24 00:35:03 +0000 UTC]

GOD DAMN IT WHY IS THERE A FALCON IN MAH PUNCH!!!

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Kesoroda-MKB [2013-01-29 03:43:30 +0000 UTC]

"Because...!"

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GeekGem [2012-12-13 07:30:41 +0000 UTC]

Makes perfect sense for some what reason.

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fyra007 [2012-11-07 00:56:57 +0000 UTC]

did not see that coming!!!
lol!

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KaminaMasterSword12 [2012-10-28 18:41:46 +0000 UTC]

"Every morning before i go to my exciting life of bounty hunting and racing"
"I have a bowl of Falcon flakes"
"Falcon flakes they put the FALCON"
"In FALCON PAUNCH!"

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Gecko1993 [2012-09-04 01:56:27 +0000 UTC]

This is funny!

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soiherduliekmudkipz7 [2012-08-22 18:37:37 +0000 UTC]

nice pun

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Ookami-kun02 [2012-08-17 21:38:22 +0000 UTC]

And now we hear the Badun-tssss.

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Jubay-mayju [2012-08-14 19:11:37 +0000 UTC]

clever boy.... or girl... to lazy to read your profile.

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mangasbestfan [2012-07-29 14:41:45 +0000 UTC]

FALCON KICK!SHOW ME YUH MOVES!!!!yeh i did the kick

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SeaSaltSwagger [2012-06-20 17:32:41 +0000 UTC]

lololol

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ZhaoZoharEX [2012-06-01 05:04:37 +0000 UTC]

Captain Falcon approves of this product.

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Weirdduder10 [2012-04-27 00:29:25 +0000 UTC]

I FINALLY GOT IT! HES GOING TO FALCON PUNCH IT!
*Epic FAIL*

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NicksterBro In reply to Weirdduder10 [2013-03-24 00:36:56 +0000 UTC]

GOD DAMN IT SON! YOU FAILED ME!!!!

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atlasmistbreaker [2012-04-09 03:04:26 +0000 UTC]

totally JAWSOME!!!!!!!!

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jkillyleagh953 [2012-03-19 20:21:04 +0000 UTC]

Yes and no at the same time
DO I HATE OR DO I LOVE?!?!?! D''8>

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SquirreLJ [2012-02-06 02:27:28 +0000 UTC]

Haha, it's a falcon--in a bowl of punch--falcon punch--LOL, clever.

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BriannaTheBlackCat [2011-12-31 05:49:27 +0000 UTC]

I WANT SOME!!! XD

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Narumi213 [2011-12-20 15:41:51 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Aldog0318 [2011-11-24 03:31:37 +0000 UTC]

YOUR DOING IT WRONG TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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riutara [2011-11-22 12:18:42 +0000 UTC]

oh my god

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GIRLYGAMER1998 [2011-11-19 18:56:50 +0000 UTC]

YES!! LOLOL

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sgteric [2011-11-11 02:25:10 +0000 UTC]

You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on. She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email?

CASE ONE -
Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise dead.

CASE TWO -
Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain felt, though she is scarred for life.

CASE THREE -
Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and there she was, Bloody Mary standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a knife in her hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.

Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED

We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this email to...

NO PEOPLE - You're going to die.

1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life.

5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you will die.

15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Bloody Mary

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OKTOBERFEST1337 In reply to sgteric [2013-06-03 00:42:43 +0000 UTC]

Question, does it count for iMessage and steam?

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mullent169 [2011-09-25 20:31:32 +0000 UTC]

XD

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sonicspeedx008 [2011-09-18 03:08:38 +0000 UTC]

can I try some?

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TrowziNadia [2011-08-31 23:04:13 +0000 UTC]

:3 XD

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telegrams [2011-08-28 17:03:15 +0000 UTC]

lol I think I've seen the exact picture you're talking about. The falcon's really recognizable, so good job on that lol

That bird looks uncomfortable.

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PRFan [2011-08-11 23:42:05 +0000 UTC]

I wonder how the Falcon tastes like... lol

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SoInhumane [2011-08-06 13:07:25 +0000 UTC]

LOL FAIL

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the1legwonder [2011-07-23 06:03:58 +0000 UTC]

This punch and eagle creates a force strong enough to destroy a galaxy...I am in awe.

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Cobopaque [2011-07-20 03:38:47 +0000 UTC]

FAIL

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Cobopaque [2011-07-20 03:38:22 +0000 UTC]

FAIL!!!

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