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A Tragedy:

For Sale;
Dog Toys
Never Chewed

A Comedy:

For Sale;
Size 20 Sneakers
Worn by Average-Sized Kid

An Artistic Band:

For Sale;
Our Music
Just Kidding, We Like Money

A Corporate Shill:

For Sale;
Their Music
Our Love of Money Gives Us More

A Lemonade Stand:

For Sale;
The Hard Work of a Young Child
Also, Tooth Decay

A Stand Made of Lemons:

For Sale;
How Did This Get Here
Please, I'll Pay You to Take It

A Confusing Piece of Modern Art:

For Sale;
Symbolism so Abstract Only I Get It
I Don't Like Money, You Pleb

A Confusing Piece of Post-Modern Art:

For Sale;
This is not a painting
I don't like money that follows form

A Confused Person Purchasing A Confusing Piece of Post-Modern Art:

For Sale;
My Standards
I Hope Artsy Chicks With Berets Will Like My Apartment Now

A Confusing Piece of Post-Modern Art Making A Meta-Statement About The Failings of Modern Man By Purchasing Confusing Pieces of Post-Modern Art:

For Sale;
Weeeeee! Slides Are Fun!
Wouldn't You Agree?