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Published: 2008-12-10 04:18:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 1521; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 8
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I did this at about 3am on the weekend at my Dads. It'll get scrapped later.It's Mikey the vampire hunter from The Knitting Club([link] ), and Edward Cullen the vampire from Twilight.
This came from a conversation ~Erszabet and I had in english class about sparkling vampires.
I am sorry if I offended anyone who's gay, if so I'll take this down.
As for Twilight fans, who I know some won't be able to take a joke, you'll have to deal with it.
Have a nice day(:
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hahaahha
I wonder if anyone knows that folkloric vampires dont burn in the sun but just go into a coma? I believe the sun thing cae from the movie Nosferatu.
haha still the spraklyness is hilarious
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Yeah probably. It's that Dracula guy that started it, that book was the start of the hollywood vampire.
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haha true. Hollywood werewolves are even more different than their original folkloric counterparts as well.
ut now we have something completely new-sparkly vampires haha
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I agree completely. But this joke has been beaten into the ground.
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I am almost certain you haven't offended any homosexual vampires.
As for gay humans...I think they can handle it.
It wasn't malicious in any way....I would quite like to sparkle in the sunlight.
As for offending fans of 'Twilight' goes...a view is a view is a view, it's how you respond to their 'outrage' that makes the diff....learning that one myself.
Sincerely
A straight unsparkly non vampire.
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Stephanie Meyer killed the reputation of Vampires.
Vampires are not sparkly, they burn in the sun. They have pointy fangs. ROAR >:/
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Twilight fans need to burn in the sun.
Well, at least the obsessive ones need to ;_;
Its just like Harry Potter, but slightly worse D:
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No offence.. to anyone who is... a hardcore, makeout with pictures of edward cullen/sleep with the book every night type of fan <_<
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I love and hate.
You're mean... *cries* Then again... *giggles*
ps. Edward Cullen doesn't have fangs. You would know if you read the series...
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What kind of vampire doesn't even have fangs?!
I had a feeling he didn't, but I wanted to draw some anyway
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A bamf vamp does, that's who.
You should read the rest, just to learn of all the other fun stuff.
But I guess you're just too cool.
And you'll never know what I know about Jasper...
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My thoughts exactlly (:
(My friend is forcing me toi see that Twilight Movie on Saturday,Don't be surprised if i don't come back
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My friend has been telling me to go see it as well.
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I saw it yesterday
Good god that movie sucked eggs >:I
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So I hear from all other accounts
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I know,
I'm not even a fan of the books in the first place,but that movie just makes me hate it more.
But i also got "Umbrella Academy 2
so it's all good.
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The second series's started now? I have to go down to Toronto and get a copy, double time!
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I KNOW
WHAT KIND OF FAN ARE YOU?
BTW I don't know why i think the guy who sings this looks like murderface [link]
also
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Tis the truth...
i vote I play the role of Bella and stake him
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hey, it makes me laugh, no offense!
It makes so much sense though!
funniest thing is that the only sexual thing he did was with bella, and nothing for 700 years.
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What does that have to do with anything?
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it really doesn't, but it's a fun fact, and f-f if you will
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Stephanie Meyer needs to go die in a fire as far as I'm concerned.
KNITTING CLUB FTW!
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That's not very nice. It's hurtful to fans.
And I write the Knitting Club too, so I guess I'm flattered, but still... be nice, kiddies.
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The undead do not sparkle. Period. -grumps and sulks in corner- Besides, fans are more likely to attack me for not liking it than I am for them liking it anyway. I deserve a say too! >>
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I suppose everyone has an opinion.
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Ugh, so true (about the BURNING XD )... Stephanie Meyer failed at vampire making...
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Well, at least she tried to make them manly...
I'm really trying to compliment, but I don't like vampires to begin with ^^()
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Okay... not-so-meanie....
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA do more knitting club XD
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I can't, it's on ~elfin-anime-hottie 's computer which I believe might be a 3 hour drive away now.
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2 hours.
And you could always ask.
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make her send it to you
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lol thanks. ~Erszabet 's partially responsible though, credit goes to her too.
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MUAHAHA, I must!
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