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Published: 2009-05-11 06:43:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 194; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 2
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Description Oral Dominance

Consecutive days of brushing
These calcium-laden stones with
Bubblegum and cotton candy,
Contemplating the rise of
Pain-inducing holes in soft enamel.
Open wide enough for your
Spelunking and poking around
With tools of sadism as
You delight in my muffled
Responses to your prying queries,
Gagged by some tasty gook.
You have a weird fetish.
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Comments: 8

james3nine [2009-05-19 09:19:50 +0000 UTC]

i fear anyone who wants to put thier hands in my mouth.

so, pretty much everybody.

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HumbleNewb In reply to james3nine [2009-05-22 05:03:11 +0000 UTC]

Babies have a notorious habit of doing that as well.

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james3nine In reply to HumbleNewb [2009-05-24 08:29:03 +0000 UTC]

what? fearing people?

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HumbleNewb In reply to james3nine [2009-05-24 09:47:27 +0000 UTC]

Putting their hands in others mouth. At least some of the babies I've encountered. But they have a perfectly legitimate excuse.

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james3nine In reply to HumbleNewb [2009-05-24 22:23:37 +0000 UTC]

shave the babies!

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HumbleNewb In reply to james3nine [2009-05-25 09:36:26 +0000 UTC]

Yes, a bearded baby is not cute.

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Aeziba [2009-05-14 00:03:20 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha, I love it. What an interesting and captivating premise for dentistry.

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HumbleNewb In reply to Aeziba [2009-05-14 06:53:47 +0000 UTC]

Yes, every dental clinic should have a similar poem in the waiting room.

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