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Sure, talk about vibrating suits then not turn it on.  
Mass Effect (C) Bioware

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MZies [2014-11-02 01:56:20 +0000 UTC]

XD

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pittbull44 [2013-12-12 02:08:17 +0000 UTC]

You just wanna choke a bitch then. I mean come on. You hear a girl say she's gonna cut on her vibrating underwear, out loud and in a public place, you are gonna take an interest. No matter who you are and what your sexual preference is, you're gonna look. I feel bad for the co*k blocked turian

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WhiteLynx57 [2013-11-20 01:52:39 +0000 UTC]

Ugh I remember that conversation. Just...just spit it out dude or she's just gonna keep goin' on crap dates. And yeah, why does she snobbishly scold you when you're not even near the table?

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Eramis8 In reply to WhiteLynx57 [2013-11-20 19:02:57 +0000 UTC]

I don't know but if the turian wants her so bad he can have her.

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WhiteLynx57 In reply to Eramis8 [2013-11-21 02:15:09 +0000 UTC]

More for him. She's annoying as hell anyway. How anyone else can date her is beyond me.

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Terrortheslayer [2013-09-21 18:38:21 +0000 UTC]

JUST SAY IT!!!! XD

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Breken [2013-02-25 01:29:31 +0000 UTC]

Just tell her you like her man!!

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WarSphinx [2012-11-07 01:43:39 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, I remember that one. Don't eat the nuts in the red bowls, they'll give you cramps.

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divastarz63 [2012-07-20 07:56:28 +0000 UTC]

Haha. I loved listening to this conversation, although the first time I did it, I was literally in between the two of them as they were talking. Needless to say, I was very embarrassed when they called me out on this, haha.

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Legion-Commander [2012-05-14 19:51:13 +0000 UTC]

Seriuously, I tested the outcome of that conversation thrice, at same distance......Great to see that other people noticed this as well

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kato42 [2012-03-16 23:10:08 +0000 UTC]

That was a great scene.

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screwinon [2012-03-10 13:19:16 +0000 UTC]

Curse you Quarians and your amazing eyesight!

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AliciaOrozco [2012-02-21 23:43:46 +0000 UTC]

This was one of my favorite convo's to listen too! It always made me sad forever friendzoned!

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TheRevanchist9000 [2012-02-07 03:11:04 +0000 UTC]

Turians getting friend zoned.... So sad.

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TheUnforgiven11 [2011-09-12 00:19:37 +0000 UTC]

Thats Epic. I saw the exact conversation whenn i played through it

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Effortless-Stef [2011-08-25 22:59:18 +0000 UTC]

I know. On the other side of the room, and the Quarian still sees you. It's like those helmets of theirs give them EAGLE VISION, like Assassin's Creed.

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lego20100 [2011-04-14 05:28:16 +0000 UTC]

I was 3 rooms away...and she STILL saw me! Damn Quarian's and their amazing X-Ray vision...

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SamwiseBurks [2011-04-09 06:19:16 +0000 UTC]

How the hell did bioware create such a master piece of a game, like everything about this game hits the right notes....well, other then the scanner *shudder*

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mooseyhat [2011-03-30 07:42:09 +0000 UTC]

That frustrated me so much...

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Guardian-452 [2011-03-03 01:56:56 +0000 UTC]

You could have a little radio transmitter hidden somewhere in the bar...be on the Citadel, and she still would ketch you, in my opinion.

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WeirdoQueen [2011-02-20 15:40:36 +0000 UTC]

That turian and that quarian are probably one of my favorite couples in the series so far.

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KialaTiagra [2011-02-12 03:10:13 +0000 UTC]

ohhh right i tried viewing that conversation from jjust at the door and still she can see me

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venuslove [2011-01-31 21:53:02 +0000 UTC]

ahahah, I love those two

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neko9 [2011-01-04 15:17:32 +0000 UTC]

I was so pissed when she "excused" >_<

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Anon1986 [2010-12-27 22:30:50 +0000 UTC]

I have never seen a Turian so FRIENDZONE'D like that one! ..actually I felt a bit sorry for him

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loganleewei [2010-12-24 06:29:33 +0000 UTC]

Oh me? I was just... Please continue...

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eekutz In reply to loganleewei [2011-08-13 00:54:40 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha! Sorry but that was hilarious.

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NamelessManic [2010-11-13 01:27:26 +0000 UTC]

Nerve-Stimulation program? Stimulate what exactly?

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TheMysteryCat [2010-10-21 01:18:18 +0000 UTC]

LOL I was already out the door when she said that to me.

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KatyLovesXbox [2010-10-01 21:15:08 +0000 UTC]

I was in the VIP section of the bar, hidden behind my squad-mates and she still managed to see me.

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DemonFreeze [2010-10-01 06:19:42 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha! So true! xD Then again, when I heard this part I was standing RIGHT at the table...not too stealthy >_>;;;

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bloodtrailkiller [2010-09-19 06:39:35 +0000 UTC]

o_o I almost shat myself when I was staring at the background,then I hear 'Ugh' o3o it was loud,and un-suspecting, probably the only scary moment for me XD

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th0r-ax3 [2010-09-05 04:34:55 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHA!! Awesome.

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Sarspax [2010-09-04 17:59:43 +0000 UTC]

Oh god I remember this bit lol xD Nice

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DrTeaRex [2010-09-04 05:29:33 +0000 UTC]

XDDDDD
indeed. standard equipment for any Convo NPC: eyes in the back of their heads, fitted with SNIPER SCOPES

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PaigeC [2010-09-04 03:30:20 +0000 UTC]

Pffftt, I always thought it was funny that with all the other people around, she always notices Shepard watching.

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psychomoth [2010-08-14 03:50:33 +0000 UTC]

"We could watch Fleet and The Flotilla! It got awards for its portrayal of, um, Turian and Quarian rela--ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!"

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half-dragon In reply to psychomoth [2010-12-24 06:36:57 +0000 UTC]

Random for the win! I totally didn't see that coming!

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Director1265 [2010-08-01 13:15:46 +0000 UTC]

Ha! That was a funny moment, a Turian (who I assume is a bit of a lonely geek) trying to hit on a Quarian slut who apparently has a vibrator built into her suit! It was also funny how she STILL sees you when you are not even in the room! She's probably nervous...

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PurpleStorm8 [2010-07-06 12:44:49 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad I'm not alone on this, she was willing to activate her adult suit thing in a bar but she always makes a fuss when Shepard is around...maybe she just activates it anyway and we just don't know or that Shepard is dressed as a commando and thinks she could get in trouble or somthing.

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JoeySharkbait [2010-07-05 03:09:16 +0000 UTC]

Gawd, this ALWAYS happens whenever I go into that damn bar!

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DEmonCrypt [2010-06-20 01:17:48 +0000 UTC]

turian is trapped in the friends zone

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Ravertia [2010-05-23 22:18:22 +0000 UTC]

Ha nice, i remember listening to that conversation countless times to see if she ever turned it on

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Zero-The-Hero13 [2010-04-22 02:07:06 +0000 UTC]

HAHA! I noticed that...how even though you are pretty much almost out of the room she still sees you!?

MADNESS!

Funny stuff..

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here4pics [2010-04-15 05:38:51 +0000 UTC]

she was really gonna "fire it up" in a public place? that's why i love quarians

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Hulibuli [2010-04-05 04:37:32 +0000 UTC]

I bet she had camera on back of her head or something. >.> The only part where I missed cloaking system.

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Ihavenoname323 [2010-03-25 22:09:34 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I was facing the other way, watching the bachelor table, and that happened!

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Victor4444 [2010-03-24 15:16:39 +0000 UTC]

When that happened to me, I was staring at the view on Illium, not even close to their table, and she's all like, "Excuse me, human; private conversation,"

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Tarik94 [2010-03-24 14:26:34 +0000 UTC]

truly agree, was at the other side of the room and she said so XD

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robokop [2010-03-21 00:23:09 +0000 UTC]

Yeah that's good. No matter how far you stand it is always too close!

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