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Google.
My love, I ask for so much,
And yet you always give,
Without questioning or curiosity.
Though I do wish,
You'd let me finish a sentence
Before I stopped speaking.
And how you jump to conclusions,
Because when I say I love cows,
You shouldn't bring up the guy who tried to sleep with one.
Seek therapy.

Wikipedia.
My love, you know everything
About anything.
And yet, just how can I trust you
When my high school teacher can't?
You tend to be a bit gullible,
Believing anything anyone says,
But just as quickly changing your mind.
Although you are indecisive,
I simply cannot resist asking,
Or else I wouldn't have passed tenth grade.

Facebook.
My love, you are the most popular kid,
I want to tell you everything,
But I know you'll tell everyone else.
Gossip, harlot, seductress,
Eventually everyone will come to you.
You used to have standards, you know.
College, a higher education,
But now anyone will do.
A special kind of STD,
Known only as Farmville.

Twitter.
My love, you let me speak volumes,
With only the smallest of words.
However, there is such a saying,
Too much of a good thing is a bad thing.
Would it really kill you to be quiet
For about five minutes?
The world does not need to know
Every second of your shoe shopping adventure.
You try and make everything appear important,
And come off as a fail whale.

Youtube.
My love, the hours we've spent
I do not regret in the slightest.
I find it oh so very cute
Your love of kittens doing anything.
But there is a time and place for that,
And it's not while I am trying to watch
Last night's wet t-shirt contest.
Since you abhor the porn,
It's the closest I can get.
Please don't ban me for that.