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IchikoWindGryphon — Shenanigans 009: The Hazards of Being My Boyfriend
Published: 2012-10-21 06:00:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 2396; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 21
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I'd like to say this is an exaggeration.It's not. At all.
Yes, my dad was in a weight lifting competition and yes, he did in fact win first place for his weight and age group. I recounted the events to my boyfriend, who promptly started sobbing in fear.
Ok, that's a little bit of an exaggeration. We were both laughing pretty hard over the absolute ridiculousness of our romantic life. But he did in fact tell me he was laughing/dry sobbing because now he's thoroughly convinced my dad will snap his head open like a walnut.
Keep SeekerPsycho in your thoughts, as there are many strives he must overcome in his journey to be my loyal companion.
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Oh don't take it too badly. He wasn't destined to kick your ass in specific, just the ass of whoever got stuck with- I mean, would have a relationship with her...
There's no saving me.
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Alas, it seems that all romances are fought with such perils! My mate's mother was... well she was the most bad ass woman I ever met under 5'6 and she hated my guts for years. Oh well, if her gun toting dear killing self can get over me than I'm sure you guys will work it out. I hope... actually, good luck with that.
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So... YOUR A SCIENTIST!!! Trick him into drinking something and then you don't have to worry. MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
BTW I'm talking about tf potions. YOU SICKO XD
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This is where the question, "Should I start running now?" comes to mind.
The answer:
Yes, Seeker. Yes you should.
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If Seeker gets snapped like a twig, I have a medkit and plenty of magic to heal him!
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So that's what my sisters boyfriends feel like.
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I'll keep a Medical kit on tap just in case... though I highly doubt I'll need it.
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Look no offence but here's a suggestion:Work out.
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Question: What happens after your dad snaps him in half like a twig?
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Lots and lots of therapy for the two of us.
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Nah, I'm sure he'll be fine *hides crossed fingers behind back*
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No.
No, he really won't XDDDDDDD
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THIS IS NOT EXAGGERATED IN THE SLIGHTEST!
I absolutely love my expression in the last panel. XD
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Being in the same age group as Ichi's dad (and having a daughter of my own about her age), I can tell you that men of our generation feel the need to conquer goals for our own self-gratification.
Kids these days have been raised to be independent, self-reliant, and above all...
...
Meh...who am I kidding...you're road kill.
Good luck with that.
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Keep be being brave Seeker!
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