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Illith-Anthonar — Breaking Point - 07
Published: 2008-08-24 02:17:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 1584; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 0
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Way to fail, Jazz.
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Jazz could beat you at failing.
HE GAVE IT HIS BEST! Too bad his best is full of fail.
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SON OF A BITCH .....
OPTIMUS SNAP OUT OF IT OR I WILL DO THE UNSPEAKABLE TO YOU!!!
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Its so much Jazz failing that disturbs me, but the fact I actually understood what he was saying that disturbs me
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*gasps and hides from you*
The legends are true ... one day, one who is not gangsta yet speaks their tongue will rise and put an end to their moronic ways! THE DAYWALKER HAS COME!
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NO!! Thats not a role I want to play!! Those gangsta's be crazy at times, homeslice!
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lol I was half right since he walked away without punching him.
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Dam it...Grimlock, get the Spark Water....
*ties Optimus down to a bed and starts to spray him with Spark Water*
The Power of Primus compels you...
The Power of Primus compels you...
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Optimus: Yes, he DOES compel me! And may he bless and keep you, as well! ^_^
.... is what he'd say to that sort of treatment.
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For the love of...I'm not even gonna say it
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oh noes!! even jazz couldn't break Prime of that evil...EVIL spell!!! Desperate times call for desperate measures!! Where's Ratchet and Bonecrusher????
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They're busy, leave them alone! lol
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Gah, not even that worked?! Way to fail, Jazz. Way to fail
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Well I guess we can give him credit for trying ...
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Oh noes! Jazz went through all of his Earthspeak and Prime's still not un-nice! 
I think the next thing they should try is Megatron mooning Prime!
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I'm sure Prime would just compliment Megatron on how toned his ass is after working so hard on the Wii Fit.
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The photo of Op scratching his head while confused is priceless
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Please to be sharings your alcohols with me ... ?
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I will pass the alcohols
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I love how it almost sounded like Jazz was running out of words. XD
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That's because he was ... well, I was. Whatever. Gang speak is tougher than uhm ... Japanese?
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Thats why I speak to Jazz speaking Jizz. XD The ebonics of the 70's and by far the koolest! xD
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...Aw plan no work...Optimus not even give twitch! (Fine I'll refrain from doin' the Grimlock styled talk now)
I thought for sure that this would work!..GAH! Blow a gasket already mid-evil Optimus!
...And for once I didn't get brick'd!
*brick'd* 
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It's going to be really tough to get ol' Opamus back!
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...Well if none of the Autobots succeed there are still two remaining options:
1 - Request help from the Decepticons (Hehe...yea not likely...but then again...)
2 - Go with my plan and knock 'im out and re-program 'im inta the pervet'd ol' 'bot he is!..okay so he's not old but yea you get the picture!
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Poor Jazz...seriously, someone deck Optimus, disconnect a few wires in his CPU and he should be back to normal! Or get Megatron to hug Optimus....that should scare the slag right out of him. XD
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Oh hell no it wouldn't! Optimus would take it as a peace offering, and the war would be over. Autobots and Decepticons would prance merrily through the fields, hand in hand, while sharing picnics and giggling with one another.
Hell on Earth.
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..................................Megatron kick him back to Cybertron and save everyone's sanity?
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you also have to think that Megatron might crush Optimus to death if he tried to hug him.
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Poor guy can't seem to do anything right .... not even draw!
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at least he's not on the list of "those to be slapped" like bee.
of course from what it looks like, it seems like hes trying really hard to get on it...
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Ergh... Failure, Jazz. Phailure.
Oh man, now what to do??
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Oh man, must be some serious failure to spell it with ph!
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Such phailure does not deserve proper spelling!
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... very little on the internet does.
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*head to desk*
You gotta be kidding me.........You think druging OP's energon may snap him out of it?
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I'm pretty sure that he doesn't need energon to function ... he recharges off the peace and harmony radiating from the cosmos ....
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And a gun. When in the movie did he ever use a stick!? Why did he get a stick!? It confuses and angers me!
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It confuses me too. I remember pulling it out of the plastic packaging and thinking, "What the fuck is this thing?"
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I would have given him my famous "black stare of dumbness" that I'm famous for amoung my friends ....
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*facepalm* Jazz, what the shiiee?! Well, back to the dimebag of ganja.
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You know what would be great? A Bayformers version of the "knowing is half the battle" thing the TFs did. Sam gets stoned, breaks into a bakery to eat cakes and pies, and then Jazz comes along and tells him the horrors of drugs.
*looks at her toys of Jazz and Sam*
'scuse me.
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