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Welcome to Chainmail Jail, my new series of posts that will show just how bad chainmail can be. Let's start with one of the ones I've seen recently.
The Chain
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
Corrected Version (With commentary)
WARNING ("Arning" sounds like the last name of an arsonist! Maybe it's just bad copying, but I could be wrong...)! Carry on reading (NO.)! Or (starting a sentence with "Or", eh?) you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! (Oh yeah? Tornado Mimi "only looked at the word warning!", and she didn't die!) [STOP] Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was 10 years old ("ten-years-old" my ass!) and she lived in a mental [STOP] hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the [STOP] staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so [STOP] they set up a special room to kill her (moving the comma from here...) as humanely ("as humane" doesn't make sense) as possible, (...to here. PUT YOUR COMMAS IN THE RIGHT SPOT!) but it went wrong. (Spammer used run-on sentence! It's super effective!) The [STOP] machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. [STOP] Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on [STOP] a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you [STOP] and watching you bleed to death (as if that would happen). Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site (NO.), and [STOP] she will haunt someone else who doesn't (as if I would want my friends to suffer). This isn't fake (Yes it is!). Apparently (capitalize at the start of every sentence, bitch! Originally capitalized), if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow. (why no space after the period?) You [STOP] will either get kissed or asked out, (comma splice, I won't get kissed/asked out for spamming, and if there WAS a possibility of this creepy shit happening, it would happen if I sent the chain letter.) if you break this chain you (the letter "u" is not a substitute for the word "you") will see a little dead girl in you (I have never posted chain mail, and I haven't seen it happen [unless you count when I read chainmail cursed by tikis, which I have read, and they went away after 5 hours]. Also, add a period at the end of every sentence, idiot!)

Description
Welcome to Chainmail Jail, my new series of posts that will show just how bad chainmail can be. Let's start with one of the ones I've seen recently.
The Chain
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
Corrected Version (With commentary)
WARNING ("Arning" sounds like the last name of an arsonist! Maybe it's just bad copying, but I could be wrong...)! Carry on reading (NO.)! Or (starting a sentence with "Or", eh?) you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! (Oh yeah? Tornado Mimi "only looked at the word warning!", and she didn't die!) [STOP] Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was 10 years old ("ten-years-old" my ass!) and she lived in a mental [STOP] hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the [STOP] staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so [STOP] they set up a special room to kill her (moving the comma from here...) as humanely ("as humane" doesn't make sense) as possible, (...to here. PUT YOUR COMMAS IN THE RIGHT SPOT!) but it went wrong. (Spammer used run-on sentence! It's super effective!) The [STOP] machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. [STOP] Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on [STOP] a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you [STOP] and watching you bleed to death (as if that would happen). Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site (NO.), and [STOP] she will haunt someone else who doesn't (as if I would want my friends to suffer). This isn't fake (Yes it is!). Apparently (capitalize at the start of every sentence, bitch! Originally capitalized), if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow. (why no space after the period?) You [STOP] will either get kissed or asked out, (comma splice, I won't get kissed/asked out for spamming, and if there WAS a possibility of this creepy shit happening, it would happen if I sent the chain letter.) if you break this chain you (the letter "u" is not a substitute for the word "you") will see a little dead girl in you (I have never posted chain mail, and I haven't seen it happen [unless you count when I read chainmail cursed by tikis, which I have read, and they went away after 5 hours]. Also, add a period at the end of every sentence, idiot!)