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Published: 2005-07-08 00:38:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 909; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 121
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"YoU knOw ... foR kiDs."Welcome to the magickal land that is my head
You have none to fear but the tell-tale bread
I welcome you all; leeches and supplements
I tell you, now, you all have my sentiments
Welcome to this twisted auxiliary
Full of woe, ticks, and dreary
Let your eyes wander
Lest your cognition squander
Attracted you are to all the sweet candy
I dare you all to step closer; it really is quite dandy
What's that you say? The monkeys are on fire?
Why if it weren't for the charred stench and fetor, I'd call you a liar.
This boundless void would soon take its shape
If it weren't for that horrible crying ape
Crying for what he says he wants; screaming for all his needs
Pay no attention. 'Tis merely a defect; a noisy weed
One of many indispositions in this garden
A malady to harvest the soul and make it harden
What? Turning away are you? Come, childe, there's more to see
The collective beckons and wills you toward me ...
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Comments: 126
Thanks! Glad you like it.
Nothing fancy I'm afraid. Just plain old average garden-variety Bic pen on random piece of paper.
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Sweet -
Your style appeals muchly to me
peace
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Thanks for comparing my work to the mathematical sum of astonishing excrement!
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lol wat can i say? its wat i do lol
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I like biskits, and decapitated monkey heads......
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WUNDERBAR! ... now let's just hope those aren't Limp Bizkits that you like ...
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oh WOW this is amazing! i love the pome! thats good but how you did the shading and ....wow!!!!! i cant think of another word to say about this!!!!!!.... WOW!!!!!
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Whoa, thanks! I'm glad you liked it!
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^-^ your welcome i looked at your whole gallery and everyone of your peices i had to enlarge to see it all (usally i just go by most untill i see one that intersests me) lol 
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Heh, heh. Thanks. I enjoyed writing it.
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So creepy.....I love it. And a nice poem for the description to boot, too.
Pretty darn awesome. ^^
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Wow that is awesome, (probaly had many say that before) but really! (and besides what is one more) The poem is awesome as well, I adore your style
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Thank you very much! I am greatful for any comment. The more hammering, the better.
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This is awesome, my favorite part are the little guys surrounding the main character... they just look awesome.
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Thanks! Those little guys are my favorite part.
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From the few works i can see here, you are stunning
but heres the critique
You limit yourself, dont get me worng, i love what u did with mansons old skool image and i can see your appreciation for rock music in that pic of Maynard i think it s him,but god theres a shitload more u could apply your skills too and i mean while still staying within morbid subjects
anyways look forward to more of your art!
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Thanks!
Most of what I do is what I'd like to think of as sort of digging within subconscious and trying to make it into some level of conscious understanding, or at least an image for myself to reflect on. That's what I feel art should be anyway, but the thing is that my method of doing this is completely spontaneous; I just start drawing while an image forms into my head and the inside of my head tends to work much faster than what I'm putting on paper so I tend to lose steam and I never really fully dedicate myself to a certain image. Afterall, they're just spontaneous sketches for myself. I'm not trying to sell anything ... yet.
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And I moose for the sake of dance!
*I'd explain how moose can be a verb, but it's a process that transcends words ...
Thanks!
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pffffff-kkkkkkwwwhhoooooom!!!! *random muscle spasm ... you just didn't see it. I DID, however, brilliantly convey the audible bit of the destructive aftermath that was a result of the muscle spasm .. and in word-form!
My one regret about it all is that I didn't add nearly as many consonants as I should have.
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consonants are cool! I like consonants.
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It does actually need some help ... you don't happen to have a flux capacitor on you do you?
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actually i do i usually keep one in my garage next to the motorbike... i'll send it to you post haste!
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OH, splendid! Now all I'll need is a barrel of fishsticks and the process shall be complete!
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That is by far, one of the coolest things I've seen.
Wave the fish! Obey the fish!
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How dare you give it cheese!? You know about how it's mother died in a freak-cheese incident!
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*gasp* i did not know! I am so sorry! Here have a spork
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You make me sick. First, you bring up its mother's untimely death and THEN you have the nerve to taunt it about it's horrible physical deformities. I hope you're happy. You've made the fish upset and it is no longer taking requests for songs at the Mexican restaurant downtown.
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OMG!!! No!!! That cannot be! that fish was well on the way to superstardom! 
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Yes. I believe it is the only way. It's spirit is already crushed, now it's empty, lifeless husk must be destroyed as well. I believe that would be the only way to redeem yourself.
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*squashes fish with a big flyswat* *SPLAT!*
There, did that help lil fishy thing?
*Hits it again* *and again* *and again*
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Thanks! Many seem to enjoy the evil I expel onto paper ...
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frigging awsome! twisted and so you! when people come by do all the kids/demonei things hide under your jacket? is it hard to eat appels with big scarey teeth? how many kids can you fit in that coat? is mashed potato involved?
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how obsceanly handy! do tell me do you let out an evil chuckle when one of your children attacks? coz i can see it happening in my head, oh no! there attacking me! ouch! my leg! stop biting me! arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggeeee!! nooooo geroffff!
but appels are the forbidden fruit they are evil! dont you find dead animals chewy?
what happens with the mashed potatos and if you tell me would you have to kill me?
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Thank you! When people come near ... the children have a tendency to stare at them in the face ... watching intently of their every move ... when the people get too close, they have another nasty tendency to latch onto their face and repeatedly headbutt them while the other children dance around the victim. It's all very happy and they are really quite coordinated!
APPLES!? BAH! Fruits are for ... people. I'll stick to my dead animal carcasses!
I can fit twelve children in total ... on the appointed mashed potato days, they all carry a small vat of the stuff around with them, but those are the only times mashed potatos are involved.
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