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Jinggo78 [2014-04-13 11:13:39 +0000 UTC]

It's a walking boobtube! But will it defend it's own remote to the death? "Duel For Honor" probably isn't a feature that's right for me. I'll go for an unarmed model instead.

Maybe I can sit at the table with my TV Head Robot and have tea while I talk to it about what's on?

Me: Can we NOT watch Adventure Time when Dr. Who is on?
Robot: Dr. Who is for Nerds. I prefer fun and brainless entertainment. I don't need to know quantum string theory to watch cartoons.
Me: ... But... Adventure Time isn't about anything!
Robot: Does it need to be? Pass the sugar please.
Me: This isn't working out. I think I need to see other TV's
Robot: Oh not THIS again! Hey look I found your mom on TV! *Switches to ugly manatees on nature channel*
Me: And yours just burned my toast. Thanks....
Robot: You know something? I could just change to the weather channel for a week and see how you like that? Okay?
Me: *That pause of someone who is giving in* ...... Actually I was thinking Adventure Time isn't so bad. Spaghetti arm dogs rock!
Robot: You just keep that up.... *GLARE*
Me: You got your way and you're still mad? I'll never understand you!

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