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MaxterandKiwiKing [2013-10-09 18:51:43 +0000 UTC]
This is the best pokemon story that I've ever read.
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GaiaX2 [2011-02-25 02:23:16 +0000 UTC]
My god, were the grunts ever so useless bad guys that were only seen once per version. It would've been awesome if the grunt decided to actually attempt to 1-UP his leader and carry out his work for a more darker purpose.. heh.
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kethron127 [2010-12-02 00:14:48 +0000 UTC]
Gaga pokemon?
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cineriousDP [2010-09-26 11:58:52 +0000 UTC]
WTF?! That was ccreeeeepyyyy!!!! I liked it when you named all the teams (BTW you should add Swipper wouldn't even attempt to swipe them!) Team Edward and Team Jacob XD!!!
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Proudgeek8 [2010-09-05 18:52:03 +0000 UTC]
The inbred one was...creepy. In a good way.
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rosutu [2010-08-11 02:30:25 +0000 UTC]
Actually, a Lady Gaga Pokemon would be amazing, if not legally dangerous to create.
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advidauthor [2010-08-09 01:19:50 +0000 UTC]
"Romamaah," continued the Gawga.
I died. The prospect hit me at full force, and the hillarity had reached it's peak. You, my friend, are winful enough to have created the internet itself.
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advidauthor In reply to In-The-Machine [2010-08-22 19:30:00 +0000 UTC]
MOST DEFINITELY AND WINFULLY IT IS SURELY SO
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x-BRAY-x [2010-08-02 05:33:40 +0000 UTC]
Holy god. "Work with the Digimon people."
I died.
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Alyth354 [2010-07-27 22:59:28 +0000 UTC]
I'm trying to imagine a mix between GaGa and a jigglypuff right now...
if you're curious, it's not going well. my brain is simultaneously imploding and cutting itself.
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jaydember [2010-07-20 00:25:32 +0000 UTC]
This amount of awesome in one writing can't be legal.
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KiwaKiwi [2010-07-16 06:10:12 +0000 UTC]
...
I don't even know if I should try drawing any of these.
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In-The-Machine In reply to KiwaKiwi [2010-07-16 06:20:45 +0000 UTC]
It'd make you the best like no one ever was.
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KiwaKiwi In reply to In-The-Machine [2010-07-16 06:35:41 +0000 UTC]
But to catch them would never be much of a real test.
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GiftedElements [2010-07-10 00:27:30 +0000 UTC]
By a reference do you mean Sonichu, or the fact that you crossed a jigglypuff with Lady Gaga?
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AriusWinter [2010-07-09 03:37:05 +0000 UTC]
Gawgaw.
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Raep-Caeks [2010-07-09 03:35:46 +0000 UTC]
You forgot to mention the obvious subtlety of included Pokemon who look like vaginas
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In-The-Machine In reply to Raep-Caeks [2010-07-09 03:38:21 +0000 UTC]
And racial stereotypes.
Not just limited to Jynx anymore :V
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Raep-Caeks In reply to In-The-Machine [2010-07-09 23:26:14 +0000 UTC]
I always thought Jynx was making fun of Ganguro girls because I've seen some who try to be dark skinned
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monstercoach [2010-07-08 17:26:55 +0000 UTC]
"Ohlala," said the Gawga.
ROFL
Awesome as usual, I laughed through the entire thing.
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13kingdomhearts [2010-07-08 05:58:53 +0000 UTC]
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA. That was the funniest damn thing ive ever read in my whole life! publish this now!
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emichan8665 [2010-07-07 02:53:25 +0000 UTC]
i want a Gawga
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L0UDST [2010-07-06 19:36:19 +0000 UTC]
I wants a Gawga ever so badly. ;m;
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blazikensweety [2010-07-06 15:17:59 +0000 UTC]
I think Pokémon lost its magic after Johto, when the Pokémon became "godlike world creators but we're still subservient to humans lol."
...yeah, what?
Reminds me of this .
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In-The-Machine In reply to blazikensweety [2010-07-06 15:38:37 +0000 UTC]
The link doesn't work, but I've always wondered why little kids got away with catching "gods" lol. XD
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blazikensweety In reply to In-The-Machine [2010-07-06 15:43:27 +0000 UTC]
Try this ?
There's a theory on TvTropes, "You, the person playing the games, play the role of a badfic writer. The player character is your Mary Sue / Marty Stu Author Avatar." Explains a lot. xD
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EdenPictures [2010-07-05 20:23:34 +0000 UTC]
If the combination of your words and my brain managed to conjure such a horrific image in my head I dread to think what the 10th Gen will actually look like.
Poor, poor pokemon. They started out with such promise...
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Xiangchai-Nozomu [2010-07-04 18:05:13 +0000 UTC]
ahahaha oh christ i laughed so hard at "ASDFGHFF"
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Rat2rrj [2010-07-04 16:18:50 +0000 UTC]
you lost me at the gawga, further at the sonichu, killed me with team edob, and nuked my grave with the "digimon people". excellent work.
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Alizabith [2010-07-03 02:56:14 +0000 UTC]
You have a mistake at the beginning- "A glowing white aura suddenly appeared, gradually filling the room with it's light"
Its shouldn't have an apostrophe.
And now that I've pointed that out-
OHMYGOD
Let me explain why this is the best thing ever:
I went to babysit for my mother's friend, and all of her seven kids that are old enough to speak are into pokemon. I was pleased, with the aloof affection of a pokemon veteran (one of those kids that waited until she was ten and then wondered why she still wasn't allowed to be a renegade pokemon master who plays by her own ruuuules).
And then they showed me their pokemon card binders, and I bit back a passionate "WTFISTHISSHIT?"
And the lady gaga pokemon. Marry me.
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In-The-Machine In reply to Alizabith [2010-07-03 02:58:55 +0000 UTC]
Was it because of the choices of cards they had?
At this point, I would -so- catch a Lady G pokemon than that freaking otter-thing from the new gen. :I
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Alizabith In reply to In-The-Machine [2010-07-03 03:13:15 +0000 UTC]
No, it wasn't just the choices of cards. It was that they wanted me to point out the OLD SKEWL pokemon, and then the six year old explained that those all lived in the Joto region like I was a poor backward child.
That kid will be a priest who knows the names of all the angels and demons and every single saint one day.
Then he showed me his favorite one- and it was some kind of ferret with the pattern of an eye on its head.
And that's when I left to go catch a gawga.
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In-The-Machine In reply to Alizabith [2010-07-03 03:15:13 +0000 UTC]
Well, the kid -is- six lol.
I remember when I was five or four I kept arguing with my parents all the "correct" genders of the Land Before Time Dinosaurs, utterly convinced that i was right despite I kept thinking the males were female and the females male, etc.
Pokemon has repeats of a lot of animals, it seems like...
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Alizabith In reply to In-The-Machine [2010-07-03 03:24:03 +0000 UTC]
Oh, I know. I have the home version of the six-year-old game. It likes to play xbox and wants to come with me everywhere.
But, then again, the original 150 does include a two foot tall thing made of tentacles with eyes and feet that evolves into a four foot thing made of tentacles with eyes and feet. So I really have no reason to complain.
The Japanese have the subtlety. O3O
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