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Published: 2011-01-28 01:14:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 33080; Favourites: 996; Downloads: 128
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Description Edit: Seriously, I don't make this shit up: [link]

In case you're wondering, yes. Yes I do still find this horribly amusing.

That aside, N is such a mysterious and badass and psychotic character desu. ^__^

Pokemon belongs to Nintendo.
And, yo, I've seen some of my stuff on tumblr, and if you're going to reblog it, at least credit me as the original source, awwright? And don't take this -too- much to heart. I know there's a little more to it but making fun of this shit is too much fun.

For the record, I don't 'need' anything "explained" to me. As I've stated before, I fully realize there's more to it, but for the sake of lulz, I don't care.
To me, N will never compare to the first four team leaders. And I do realize there's this whole deal with his father, but again, I don't give two fucks.
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Comments: 63

Michelise [2011-01-28 03:22:47 +0000 UTC]

Of course, as the other commenters have said, it would be more fair to compare his dad instead, but for the sake of entertainment I can understand your decision to choose N instead. I'll have to wait until BW comes out to properly judge, but he does look like a pussy.

And you have such an interesting style too.

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Umbrielle [2011-01-28 03:16:50 +0000 UTC]

I assume you're referring to this: [link]

WTF moment right there. His tears, man. HIS FUCKING TEARS, WHY WOULD YOU DRAW THEM LIKE THAT

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In-The-Machine In reply to Umbrielle [2011-01-28 03:20:17 +0000 UTC]

ME OR THE MANGA ARTIST.


Seriously, this puts Studio Ghibli's tears to shame.

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TennoStoryWriter [2011-01-28 03:10:04 +0000 UTC]

I like how many people keep rushing to N's defense, we all know he's probably not THAT bad, but sometimes its more fun to make fun of characters than anything else. I have yet to see too much of N, but my fiance has played Black and apparently some of his dialogue comes across as kinda...gay

Also I love how you draw everyone in you style and how you don't go and prettyfy them. I dunno what it is, your Cyrus is so, I wanna say uglyawesome, but I don't want that to get taken as an insult

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In-The-Machine In reply to TennoStoryWriter [2011-01-28 03:14:57 +0000 UTC]

A lot of things about him strike me as....kinda gay. :I

I live to make fun of fandoms I'm in. It makes my life a bajillion times easier. Yeah, I don't care for how nearly everyone in pokemon has the same nose and mouth so I wanted to expand a little, even though it's probably not the greatest amount of diversity but hey, I TRIED. AND THEY ALL HAVE NOSES NOW.

Lol, don't worry, I won't.

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rauj13 [2011-01-28 02:45:38 +0000 UTC]

Have you played Black or White? Because I'm at the fourth Gym and he doesn't seem like that much of a wuss so far. Hippie? Yes. Pussy? No. But I agree that he can't compare with the others. Giovanni will always be the best. He was just such a bad motherfucker.

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In-The-Machine In reply to rauj13 [2011-01-28 02:51:29 +0000 UTC]

No, considering it hasn't been released on the shores where I live yet. Just read a bunch of spoilers, bios, and watched some cutscenes and a part of the manga.

Honestly, I'm going to make fun of him anyway. It's too much fun.

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rauj13 In reply to In-The-Machine [2011-01-28 03:09:29 +0000 UTC]

Not trying to stop you, go right ahead. It's fucking hilarious. I was just wondering if you knew more than I did.

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In-The-Machine In reply to rauj13 [2011-01-28 03:12:07 +0000 UTC]

I'm not saying that I do nor am I presuming to.
I just like poking at the mere fabric of his existence.

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MarcoDelMarco [2011-01-28 02:43:58 +0000 UTC]

Best part of this: the water hose. XD
It made me litteral laugh out loud.

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Fold39Crane [2011-01-28 02:43:37 +0000 UTC]

Lol, pretty awesome way to sum it up XD

Your Cyrus description should be some kind of motivational poster!!

And your desu reminds me of "Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls" XDD

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pipchirisu [2011-01-28 02:24:24 +0000 UTC]

The problem wouldnt be that N sucks at being evil cuz I think its his dad a that was really the bad guy and N is just a random new character with no real role.Your comparing him with people he shouldnt be compared with his dad would be the one you should be comparing to those guys

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In-The-Machine In reply to pipchirisu [2011-01-28 02:47:47 +0000 UTC]

I know his dad is more in line with the the other previous ones, but because I often see so many toss N with them, and because Bulbapedia explicitly states N to be the leader of Team Plasma while his father is a behind the scenes manipulator, I compare him and make fun of him anyway.
Also, it's lulzier.

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pipchirisu In reply to In-The-Machine [2011-01-28 02:53:08 +0000 UTC]

well leader role then yes but villan not so much anyway I get you

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VampirePumpkin [2011-01-28 02:24:01 +0000 UTC]

A bit off-topic... Your handwriting is better than mine. Srsly.
people think my "d"s look like "z"s...

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In-The-Machine In reply to VampirePumpkin [2011-01-28 03:03:12 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. :<
I was hoping it would be legible since when I tried typing the text is somehow didn't look right to me (just I just wrote it out :I).

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Tiger-aka-Tila- [2011-01-28 02:18:17 +0000 UTC]

I lol'd XD

personally, while I don't see N as much of a villain, I just like the character concept. (then again, I don't know much about him yet, either)
Cyrus is the most intimidating of them, personal opinion XD if only because he planned on not letting anyone else into his new world, even his admins that were helping him reach his goals. I mean, at least Giovanni was letting people live.

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GaiaX2 [2011-01-28 02:13:41 +0000 UTC]

Giovanni's so manipulative it's badass. I also liked the "EAST VS WEST" thing going on in Gen. III.

Gen. II felt like a continuation of Gen I's story because it is set at 3 YAR (Year After Rocket). While at the same time, it's a prequel to Gen IV's story with Arceus and all that (so many cameos of other gen's trainers, wow).

Whilist Cynthia's present in Gen. V, I have no friggin' clue. But I guess she's there to undermine N. >.>

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Writehor [2011-01-28 02:04:25 +0000 UTC]

I honestly think Wally would have been a better villain than... that... hippy.

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In-The-Machine In reply to Writehor [2011-01-28 02:48:36 +0000 UTC]

Oh god, Wally.
Fffffucking Waaaalllllllyyyy.

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immortalbeloved0 [2011-01-28 02:00:56 +0000 UTC]

I've only gotten as far as Archie and Maxie before I started loosing count of Pokemon and went to sob in a corner.

THERE ARE SO MANY. OH GOD. WHERE DO THEY ALL COME FROM.

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In-The-Machine In reply to immortalbeloved0 [2011-01-28 02:02:45 +0000 UTC]

Japan's vagina.

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immortalbeloved0 In reply to In-The-Machine [2011-01-28 03:02:35 +0000 UTC]

Japan is a dirty whore.

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Pangean [2011-01-28 01:56:58 +0000 UTC]

N is just a pot-smoking hippie who wishes he could be like the other big bads.

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Pasithea [2011-01-28 01:47:35 +0000 UTC]

lol...I still need to acquire a gameboy again and get at least one of these games when they come out. Wish they'd bring Giovanni back. He'll always be my favorite Pokemon psychopath.

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CRiMSOnALLOY [2011-01-28 01:47:28 +0000 UTC]

I like your handwriting.

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kapieren [2011-01-28 01:44:14 +0000 UTC]

You're amazing at humor.
And I never knew that about the third dude. D:

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In-The-Machine In reply to kapieren [2011-01-28 01:47:40 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, in the background info and with certain people you talk to they tell you Cyrus was a good student but he preferred to be with machines instead of people or pokemon. Likewise, in Platinum his grandfather can be found in a house on a certain route, and if you talk to him, he mentions how he regretted not taking him in when he parents were being shitty and neglectful.

THE PROMINENT CHEEKBONES IN HIS 27-YEAR-OLD FACE SAY ALL.

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kapieren In reply to kapieren [2011-01-28 01:44:32 +0000 UTC]

Good thing my mom didn't turn out that way. c)

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neopuff [2011-01-28 01:44:09 +0000 UTC]

The only thing badass about N is his name [as far as I know anyway haha]. I mean Giovanni is a fantastic name. So is Cyrus.

But Maxie and Archie are just...teenagers from the 1950's. I always picture "Archie Comics" Archie XD

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In-The-Machine In reply to neopuff [2011-01-28 01:51:59 +0000 UTC]

Even then, that white-haired guy from Death Note beat him to it lol.

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neopuff In reply to In-The-Machine [2011-01-28 03:22:48 +0000 UTC]

ohshit forgot about him. so he loses in that category too pssh

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precooked In reply to neopuff [2011-01-28 01:48:28 +0000 UTC]

haha, me too! but don't the beard and pecs count for anything?

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neopuff In reply to precooked [2011-01-28 03:22:58 +0000 UTC]

I wish they did XD

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steppingskyward [2011-01-28 01:40:03 +0000 UTC]

for some reason the hose cracks me up

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Sadistic-Blaziken [2011-01-28 01:38:20 +0000 UTC]

N was just kawaii desu neeeeee~ Rule 34 fodder waiting to happen. D<

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In-The-Machine In reply to Sadistic-Blaziken [2011-01-28 01:45:32 +0000 UTC]

Already has happened.

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Sadistic-Blaziken In reply to In-The-Machine [2011-01-28 01:52:51 +0000 UTC]

I've seen some, yeah. ARCHIE MAXIE GIOVANNI COME BACK. WE NEED TEAM LEADERS THAT AREN'T WHORES. D:

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precooked [2011-01-28 01:31:57 +0000 UTC]

LOL
now what's the fun in playing pokemon if the villain sucks?

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In-The-Machine In reply to precooked [2011-01-28 01:34:00 +0000 UTC]

Beating the shit out of said sucky villains.

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axeheads [2011-01-28 01:31:33 +0000 UTC]

Hey, these look more cleaned up than how you usually draw people. XD

...Just noticing. |D

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In-The-Machine In reply to axeheads [2011-01-28 01:34:45 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I tried playing with settings bit more and toggling things around in hopes that it would produce a cleaner look than usual since I don't have a pen tool.

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axeheads In reply to In-The-Machine [2011-01-28 01:39:03 +0000 UTC]

It worked; looks good. XD

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Tskikio [2011-01-28 01:31:06 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha Very funny. C:
I have a strange desire to use Giovanni's hair as a sponge...

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blackslate00zero [2011-01-28 01:30:10 +0000 UTC]

Kukukukukukuku...
Good sir, you are the person to go to for pieces like this.

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rosutu [2011-01-28 01:29:21 +0000 UTC]

Well, yes, N does cry like a bitch.

But, Goetis isolates and manipulates his own son to create the proper leader of an anti-Pokemon battle organization, so he can obliterate all obstacles in the way of world domination as the sole Pokemon-user.
He also creates a Plan B in the form of a revived and upgraded eldritch insectoid that may or may not have initiated the largest extinction in the history of planet Earth.

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In-The-Machine In reply to rosutu [2011-01-28 01:31:16 +0000 UTC]

I know.
I just don't care.

To me, N is and always will be the gigantic green elephant in the room.

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rosutu In reply to In-The-Machine [2011-01-28 01:39:50 +0000 UTC]

I'm just saying, N may make the new team look like crap, but there's gold hidden under the surface.

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In-The-Machine In reply to rosutu [2011-01-28 01:45:57 +0000 UTC]

Dunno, going to be damn hard to top Gio.

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rosutu In reply to In-The-Machine [2011-01-28 01:48:07 +0000 UTC]

Eh, so the hidden gold's not 24 karat.

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