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Published: 2007-07-02 03:35:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 1935; Favourites: 39; Downloads: 18
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Hahaha, this popped into my head.I was thinking of the classic "Raiders of the lost ark scene" where Indy shoots that guy, who thinks he's pretty handy with a sword.
I was also thinking, that Jack is exactly the type of hero (if you can call him that) that would bug indiana, seeing as how jack doesn't fit the gentlemanly picture.
I picture Indiana Jones thinking of jack as one of those lucky guys who catches a break now and then, and is upset how people think he is as good a hero as he is.
Apparently, Jack isn't as good as Indiana. hahaha
I WAS going to add in swort of an austin powers thing where jack keeps living, exclaiming "YOU SHOT ME! I can't beleive you just shot me!"
then Indiana would shoot again, with jack responding "YOU JUST SHOT ME AGAIN! I CAN'T BELEIVE YOU!"
he'd eventually die, but I was too lazy, and thought I'd leave it there, with the beauty of Raiders of the Lost ark living on.
(truthfully, indiana was supposed to have a big fight scene with that sword guy, but harrison ford had diarhea, so they had to shorten the scene! haha)
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Hahah, go Indy! Though they are both awesome. XD
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Any pride is good pride when dealing with such a battle
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very welcome.. long time no talk right?
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Oh no, Jack!!!
But I love Indiana movies, lol.
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Lol. XD Glad you like it.
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Indy is freakin awesome, too bad he was basically raped in the last movie 
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Raped, haha. Good choice of words.
Yeah.
I guess since ET and Star Wars were such his, Steve-o and George man thought aliens would be the solution.
I think that it's one big prank they're pulling.
A multi million dollar prank and on my birthday they'll show me the REAL indiana jones. Just you wait....it'll happen. haha
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& sry for the angry smiley thing, dunno how the fuck that got there lol
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Oh god, I ADORE THIS. <3
I love Jack so much, but honestly, he'd get his ass kicked by Indiana Jones.
And Indy's better in terms of, you know, EVERYTHING.
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X3 Hahaha. Well, thanks so much!
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FTW?! I love this. And you like Willie?! Oh, god, I thought I was the only one that liked her with Indy. I AM NOT ALONE! *fave*
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Haha. Thanks!
And yeah!! Come join the Willie club. We have T-shirts!
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I wanna sign up! God, I love them together. Why can't anyone else see the love but the select few that actually adore Temple of Doom in all its beautiful glory?
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They contrast so well!
Girly girl, manly man. There you go!!
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Indy kicks way more @$$ than girly pirates. 
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Hahaha. Thanks!
Man Purse beats eyeliner and jewelry any day of the week. X3
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Jack Sparrow will never even come CLOSE to the amazing god-like power that is Indiana Jones.
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Goddammit I love this. The pirates movies fail in comparison to the legendary Indiana Jones.
And I agree vehemently. I also hated Marion. Willie will always be my favorite Indy girl. :3
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Shut up! You're the most awesome person ever!
There are never any Willie fans out there.
Even though there is SO much pirates hype, those movies can't hold a candle to good ole' indy. haha
Thanks so much for the comment. ^_^
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LOL, that's awesome. I love that scene in Raiders.
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X3 Thanks!
Every scene from Raiders is my favorite scene. Haha
Except any love scenes.
I hated Marion Raven wood. Blech!
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It's definitely the best movie of the three. No, Last Crusade is. No, Raiders. No... I'll never make up my mind.
Really? She was my favorite of the three leading ladies. I liked her more than Willie ("The trouble with her is the noise.") and Elsa was working for the Nazis. Besides, Marion had girl-next-door spirit. It's so cute when he's saying where he doesn't hurt ("Here! Here... And this isn't too bad..."). But the movies would still be awesome without the love scenes, which can't be said of the Indiana Jones-brand kick-ass action scenes.
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Everybody says Marion's they're favorite.
It's because she was tom boyish and could look after herself, so they think she deserves Mr. Manly Man.
A. I'm discriminatory against brunettes (being a blond. XD)
B. I don't like her appearence! I just think she's too avereage for Indy. He face is wide.
C. her voice was annoying!
D. She didn't have enough Sass, but she tried to act tough, then she'd cry for Indy!
E. She was just TOO tom boyish (I don't even think she likes men.)
F. We could go threw the whole alphabet, because I'd find SOMETHING I still dislike about her. XD
I liked Elsa the best, at first because I thought she was the pretties. haha 
(though that got her bonus points.)
Willie is my favorite of all because she and Indy are stuck up and think they are magnets for the opposite gender.
I, personally, think that such a Rugged man would NEED a girl who was such a great contrast.
I think he likes to feel needed, and Willie needs all the help she can get.
And I like the name Willie. :3
And there's my rant for the day. XD haha
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You're welcome. It was very cute.
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If these two had it out...I would be torn. I love them both equally XD
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Haha. I love 'em both, but Indy has had my heart since 2nd grade. Hahaha
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Hahaha.
Weeoo! Weeoo!
We've got a pirate down! I repeat, Pirate down!
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It wasn't just diarrhea, he had dysentery. Apparently the food and water conditions there were awful.
I like the cartoon, it's cute.
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Potato, potahto.....
He was in the bathroom all day. Haha
Thanks for the nice words ^_^
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haha. thanks XP
(sorry, I like JUST read your comment. haha)
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(truthfully, indiana was supposed to have a big fight scene with that sword guy, but harrison ford had diarhea, so they had to shorten the scene! haha)
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I guess its good to pack some Pepto Bismol when one goes traveling.
Funny picture.
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