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Published: 2010-07-18 04:19:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 7522; Favourites: 55; Downloads: 2839
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Seriously. I played this for a little while, and it honestly isn't that scary most of the time. But then you get to the second level of the mansion and its fucking worse than Silent Hill! I had to stop playing this. What exactly was scary, you might ask? Well, play the game and go into the bathroom. But before you do, make sure to turn out the lights and close the windows, and turn the volume up on the television. That's when you'll need your friend to resuscitate you with the defibrillatorBy the way...I am in no way affiliated with Silicon Knights, the producers, or Nintendo. My only affiliation is this poster.
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Holy crap. In less than 24 hours, this has succeeded in becoming my most viewed deviation ever. Why couldn't I be noticed for something I actually put effort into? I request that you view my other deviations if you're here.
...No, I'm not expecting you to read the books I've posted here, just acknowledge the things I've actually put effort into.
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ZOMGWTFBBQ ON A SICK! Over 1,000 views! Thank you! Now, please...please check out my gallery? I mean, it's not that I don't appreciate the views, it's just that most of them never make it past twenty or so views...if I had a fraction of this traffic on the stuff I actually drew, that would make me so much happier...but if not...oh well. Ya don't have to.
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Comments: 248
True. True.
My favorite was the fake "Eternal Darkness 2" teaser. That was the best.
Also, if I'd known that this stupid poster was going to be the most popular thing in my gallery I would have chosen a better picture for it.
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That's my second favorite one. My first favorite is the one where it pretends to give you tons of ammo for your guns. I let a friend play it and they gave props for the fake teaser after asking me "Did you buy a demo on accident man?" But they cursed like a mother' when they realized they weren't picking up tons of shotgun shells. It was hilarious.
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damn it I need to beat that game...
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Love the picture. Just a heads up they're Kickstarting a new Eternal Darkness game. Go take a look - www.kickstarter.com/projects/6…
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Don't get too hyped about it.
Silicon Knights has a really spotty record.
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This is precursor - not silicon knights - and I took a look, it looks AWESOME! 
It'll be on PC too, and has a PS4 stretch goal btw, don't need a WiiU. 
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cooooool.
...but I still might need one of those consoles since my computer can barely handle emulated N64 games.
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Personally I'm holding out for the Steambox. I have absolutely 0% hype for any of the 8th generation consoles.
Actually, about the only people who have heard of Eternal Darkness are really the ones that have commented on this poster.
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It is greenlit for steam too.
Ah, steambox looks intriguing! There are more fans than you think, there is a massive following. 
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I actually never finished it on account of the goddamn bathtub scare scarring me.
And this is coming from someone who wasn't the least bit put off by Silent Hill 2. The game has that non-linear, nonsensical quality that I've only managed to get from nightmares. I've recently made it a priority with my gaming to actually finish it.
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I watched a playthrough, but the experience was dulled by the commentary. I got none of the experience of the sound design, which upon cracking it open while a friend was over, I've come to appreciate.
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Tbh, I had the most fun experiencing all the historical arcs and sanity effects. There are not many good horror games these days, ED was one of the greats.
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Something I've been thinking about is what would have happened if it were in a first-person perspective.
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There is a sanity effect that will apparently do that - a lot of forum members suggested it
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Well, I meant for the entire game. I know that would really make character modelling a little redundant, but as I'm going through the levels I sort of want to see what the characters are seeing in first person.
what forum, may I ask?
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It is the order of the unseen forum, if you pledge you get access to the codex where you can input stuff for the game such as monster deigns and sanity effects, you get access no matter what tier you choose.
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I think I should finish the first game before giving input for the successor.
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Ehh..they've made mistakes to be sure. The people who have played the demo seemed happy though. I just think of all the games I've played EDSR is the one most deserving of a sequel.
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Well, I'll check it out if I ever procure a Wii U.
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The game itself doesnt scare me much [besides the tub O~O] but its constant breaks in the 4th wall when you have low sanity scare the crap outta me DX
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*blue screen*
OH SHIT THE SYSTEM TURNED OFF!
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This game was awesome for its interface screw.
We need a computer game equivalent that does that with lag and freezing. And blue screens of death.
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YES well... saints row 3 had a segment with that, and it was nice
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what is Saint's Row about?
About all I know is that you can hit people with gigantic dildos and make hermaphrodite characters.
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SR1: Taking the town
SR2: Keeping it
SR3: Expanding your empire
Think GTA but in a style that makes no sense at times, ive only played 3 but its awesome
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aaaaaah now it makes sense.
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I just played DmC :3
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BEST EVAR.
Except for a few minor gameplay issues I fucking love it.
Bob Barbas battle, though...FUCKING. GENIUS.
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I mean, I don't care about the rest of the game. Bob Barbas fight.
That may not have been the hardest boss I ever played, but holy fuck that is the most memorable.
It's like demonic Bill O'Riely.
"We got you cornered! You're fucked! We're gonna crush you live! Did you hear me?! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!"
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Aaand another quote.
"You think you're cool? How's about I piss on your corpse for cool points?"
I mean this guy is just FUN to fight!
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I'm not even joking. This was FUN.
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I wish I could get Eternal Darkness on a PlayStation. As far as I've seen it's only on gamecube and there's barely any decent LPs. It's just the right amount of zombie horror and jump scare to get you, and the plot's just...just generally great, really.
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I need a decent GC controller to actually continue and beat any of my Gamecube games.
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Eternal Darkness, one of the greatest games on a Nintendo console. I just wish it was more widely recognized.
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Twas such a game...I can tell how popular it was just from the amount of traffic this one poster draws to my profile.
There is talk of a sequel...I like a better control interface for a new game in the series.
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ok. i did what you said, whats so scary about it
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Meh...the horror aspect of it is actually based on psychology rather than scary images. In that manner I guess not everyone will find it scary since certain aspects of it depend on a person's certain aspects and details. It freaked me the fuck out. The bathtub scene, actually...
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yea. my friends were like "DONT LOOK IN THE BATH TUB!!!" they told me it was a scary part in it i looked anyway. cause scary is my thing and did you know that before you look in the bath tub if you look in the hall way the statues head will follow you
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I noticed that statue and his pedo-glare without anyone having to point him out. I actually thought that was one of the funnier moments of the game.
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me too! XD my friends were like HOLY SHIZZ i just burst out laughing
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