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LOL YOU GUISE. YOU GUISE LOOK. IT'S ME YOU GUISE. OVER A FEW YEARS. I'M A FUCKING DERP DERP. YOU GUISE. THIS IS SRS. GUISE.

I was a stalkin' through Masloff's amazing gallery and stumbled across her Time Warp meme....
And said to myself "By Golly, Jeffy, you should get your ass into gear and crank out those art trades instead of being a Derp and doing something completely unnecessary."
But of course I had to choose the derp option and did it anyway. c:

AGE 19- RIGHT NAO
I'm... I wouldn't say normal, but I'm a little less out there compared to my past selves. LOL Although I have more piercings, a tattoo, and cuss waaaay the fuck more. I work, and in fact I HOPEFULLY got a second job. :3 I draw more, although I wouldn't say my drawing skills have improved at all. I'm WAY more of a bitch compared to my young selves, and really fuckin' judgey. Also a lot more aggressive. Less emotional though. LOLZ

AGE 17- 2009 SENIOR YEAR
My senior year. New school. New people to freak the fuck out. :'D So I shaved off my hair into a mohawk. I WAS the only one at that fucking school to have a 'hawk. But then a bunch of cuntass boys had to copy me. Fuckers. I wore some risqué clothes that year, mainly because this new school wasn't run by FUCKING NAZI'S and I could be myself for once in my high school career. :'D I met some great people, and some not so great people. I was super nice and fun to be around. I wonder which person broke me so that I'm the way I am now?

AGE 15- 2007 -SOPHMORE YEAR
I was angsty. GOD WAS I EVER ANGSTY. I had long, gross, greasy black hair because my friends told me not to cut it. I hated my school, and fought with my friends. (They were my only friends, until Sex came along and took me under his big ol' Gay wing. <33) I rebelled against my school by wearing clothes I shouldn't have. I started to cuss. O: I was mean. And feisty. And generally just bitched and moaned about every fucking thing that happened.

AGE 13- 2005 - 8TH GRADE
FUCK. I was innocent as fuck. Figuring out I liked girls and boys. (But everyone else seemed to figure that out before I did.) I cut my hair hella short, and dyed it from my natural blonde to black. I wore baggy pants, boxers, and SUPER baggy sweatshirts. I looked like a dude. I was awkward and shifty and miserable since I knew I was going to be forced to go to a school that I did NOT want to go to the next year. I had very few friends. I was pretty chubby and not many people liked me that year. I wanted to disappear.

JEFFY'S OVER THE AGES.
I SHOULD MAKE ANOTHER THAT SHOWS THE EVEN YOUNGER ME'S. NOW THAT WAS SOME FUNNY SHIT, I TELL YA'.

ART IS ME.
THE MEME IS NOT.
SO SUCK IT.

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LOL YOU GUISE. YOU GUISE LOOK. IT'S ME YOU GUISE. OVER A FEW YEARS. I'M A FUCKING DERP DERP. YOU GUISE. THIS IS SRS. GUISE.

I was a stalkin' through Masloff's amazing gallery and stumbled across her Time Warp meme....
And said to myself "By Golly, Jeffy, you should get your ass into gear and crank out those art trades instead of being a Derp and doing something completely unnecessary."
But of course I had to choose the derp option and did it anyway. c:

AGE 19- RIGHT NAO
I'm... I wouldn't say normal, but I'm a little less out there compared to my past selves. LOL Although I have more piercings, a tattoo, and cuss waaaay the fuck more. I work, and in fact I HOPEFULLY got a second job. :3 I draw more, although I wouldn't say my drawing skills have improved at all. I'm WAY more of a bitch compared to my young selves, and really fuckin' judgey. Also a lot more aggressive. Less emotional though. LOLZ

AGE 17- 2009 SENIOR YEAR
My senior year. New school. New people to freak the fuck out. :'D So I shaved off my hair into a mohawk. I WAS the only one at that fucking school to have a 'hawk. But then a bunch of cuntass boys had to copy me. Fuckers. I wore some risqué clothes that year, mainly because this new school wasn't run by FUCKING NAZI'S and I could be myself for once in my high school career. :'D I met some great people, and some not so great people. I was super nice and fun to be around. I wonder which person broke me so that I'm the way I am now?

AGE 15- 2007 -SOPHMORE YEAR
I was angsty. GOD WAS I EVER ANGSTY. I had long, gross, greasy black hair because my friends told me not to cut it. I hated my school, and fought with my friends. (They were my only friends, until Sex came along and took me under his big ol' Gay wing. <33) I rebelled against my school by wearing clothes I shouldn't have. I started to cuss. O: I was mean. And feisty. And generally just bitched and moaned about every fucking thing that happened.

AGE 13- 2005 - 8TH GRADE
FUCK. I was innocent as fuck. Figuring out I liked girls and boys. (But everyone else seemed to figure that out before I did.) I cut my hair hella short, and dyed it from my natural blonde to black. I wore baggy pants, boxers, and SUPER baggy sweatshirts. I looked like a dude. I was awkward and shifty and miserable since I knew I was going to be forced to go to a school that I did NOT want to go to the next year. I had very few friends. I was pretty chubby and not many people liked me that year. I wanted to disappear.

JEFFY'S OVER THE AGES.
I SHOULD MAKE ANOTHER THAT SHOWS THE EVEN YOUNGER ME'S. NOW THAT WAS SOME FUNNY SHIT, I TELL YA'.

ART IS ME.
THE MEME IS NOT.
SO SUCK IT.